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When things are tough, it's time for the good old Walk & Talk ™ . Also, make sure you take the time to take down (but not really completely shave clean) the mustache and leave the scattered and haphazard beard for the traditional, once every 6 months, "Amish The Woo" look. Perhaps because he's seeing his parents right after he films this video, and he wasn't showing up there with the ridiculous mustache. No haircut though, that would be a step too far.
It's time for more announcements where Adam talks about things he probably won't do in the future. Like working out in his garage, and running outside, and running marathons, and weighing himself, and cooking in his kitchen, and peppering in new content, and not ever vlogging from Disney again, and cutting back on dated, ticketed events. I guess that list is long enough for the moment.
Adam announces he has gotten "IN-surance". He doesn't even say health insurance, just insurance. Of course he complains that it's very expensive. Says he hasn't been "insured" for a very long time, and again he certainly means health insurance. "This means I can start progressing forward with health" he says. Plus, lots of dentists don't even take dental insurance these days.
Yes, he is very concerned with the magic number of 50. Certain things will go "awry" and it will happen "shortly" and "very very quickly"
. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh at someone concerned about their health but for this guy to suddenly be concerned about his health to this extent is pretty rich. Where was this concern when he was plunking down $130k for DVC points to use for vacations for the next whatever years if he was concerned about being about to use them past 50 because his health would very very quickly fall apart? Same with the 3 bedroom $539k house he didn't need? The $17k clown car?
Adam goes on a long speech reminiscing about how he started YouTube. The best part of it is that he was always annoyed working for the man, not because working for the man is just generally annoying but because
he always felt he wasn't properly compensated for what he was bringing to places like WalMart and the feed store, and the man was getting rich off his back. So yeah.
He wants to make sure all his affairs are in order now that he's half a century old. Which seems crazy to most of us, but for Adam I kind of get it. You have to keep in mind, he has nobody, pretty much literally. No matter what his poor health might be, he will certainly outlive his parents. And then has his sister. And that's it. The odds of him finding a life companion at this point are slim and he knows it. The odds of him ever having kids are even slimmer. If he died suddenly, for health reasons or getting hit by a bus, he doesn't want to leave a mess for his parents or for her. It will be tough enough for them having to get rid if his pins and clown car and toys and the rest of his stuff. And when his parents are gone, the older he and his sister get, the more difficult it would be for her to deal with if he doesn't have his stuff in order.
He breaks away from this topic to talk about future travel and announce he's chosen an airline to be his main airline, but won't say what it is until later in the video
. Wow, what a cliffhanger, I can't wait! <
spoiler, he never mentions the airline name> He then likens going to the international Disney parks to seeing the Rays in all 30 MLB stadiums, a "one and done" type of a thing - he's gonna do it and he ain't ever going back. Of course, you can't trust anything he says and how would he know, maybe he loves one of them and wants to go there more.
However, he then states "
once those are done, I just want to go to other countries and see things that are non-theme park related."
I'll believe it when I see it, I'll believe it when I see it. Then he says something that makes no sense, which is why I don't believe him - "I don't want to go through
all the trouble of getting a passport just to see the Disney parks outside the US, I want to use it fully to see everything."
All the trouble? You printed out a form, got a cashier's check and went to the post office. What an avalanche of effort that was!
Adam moves on to the 4,726th review of where he lived in "downtown" St Cloud and all the same stuff he always looks at every time (yes, every single thing - OCD). Here he mentions his
BRAND NEW, BIG, BIG US-BASED MYSTERY PROJECT FOR 2025 THAT DEPENDS ON THE WEATHER. Yes,
it depends on the weather, so he's not sure when he's going to be doing it exactly, but says it's pretty cool. I hope it's cooler than the Rays in every MLB ballpark, and I certainly hope it's cooler than the broomstick with the tv in the living room. Any guesses?
He says he's already had a teeth cleaning but then says he "probably" has some issues - I guess they took x-rays but the dentist hasn't provided a full diagnosis? But then he talks about it like it's going to happen soon, so it's very confusing - has he gone? Hasn't he?
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He finally mentions the half marathon for the first time in forever (well, I guess he had mentioned it in the comments, but not in an actual video). I think he's hoping his health checkup results in the doctor telling him he shouldn't do it and he gets out of it that way, because it's clear from his lack of prep and his current woeful shot at getting "healthy" that he's not into it.
Not too concerned about anything that he can't take time out to mention the leaf blower he hears - OCD. He again mentions he's not excited about the cost of the health insurance -
which is another big reason he is no longer mentioning YouTube retirement, and he again does not mention it in the video.
So he's in St Cloud because that's where he wants to be buried and he's looking at a plot there. No mention if it's a family plot with his parents or what, and of course he doesn't show any of that. Although he's so bad at communicating that at certain points I though he might be looking at a retirement home or something instead of a cemetery plot.
Then he tries to keep everyone interested with lies like "who knows where the wind will blow for me? Yes, I bought a house, and that's nice...but many more stories...more years of impulsiveness" etc., etc., as if he's going to move again or whatever, and trying to perpetuate the myth that he's "impulsive". I can't see him moving again unless he's forced to due to money issues, and he's the complete opposite of impulsive.
My God he shows the STC tattoo on his left wrist like 5 times in this video, ENOUGH ALREADY. Will he actually see a dentist and/or a doctor? WIll he actually follow their advice? I guess we'll see.
You think quite highly of yourself, I must say.
