Im gonna have to hate watch for the visage of these trousers with rope on them
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He really needs to come back down to his level - Brittannia Hotels
Totally out of his chav depth and clearly on the 'wanker client' list of decent hotels and they obviously share it about.
My wife and I have stayed in some of the nicest hotels in the world before we had kids and never felt anything other than special, honoured guests. From the 'lowliest' of rooms right up to a suite that played host to the Queen in Canada - all have been top notch. If you are discrete, you get no problem even wearing 'normie' clothes, be a knob and you'll feel it, in a way that only top end hotels can serve up - crappy stares, the room with the 'problem drains' etc - Tim got the full selection of knob treatment.
They even shut the beach club down and got Pierre (the conceirge's cousin) with his little digger down for the day, to smooth out the pebbles and sand.
Tim's problem is he's clearly a knob. The rope out thing.... is it a 'game-on' swinger sign?? Or, does the deluded fool think its somehow cool?
Like I said... Tim, stick to tit hotels, its your level, your speciality, what you're loved for. This high end stuff ain't for a low rent chav mate. Give it up!
Totally out of his chav depth and clearly on the 'wanker client' list of decent hotels and they obviously share it about.
My wife and I have stayed in some of the nicest hotels in the world before we had kids and never felt anything other than special, honoured guests. From the 'lowliest' of rooms right up to a suite that played host to the Queen in Canada - all have been top notch. If you are discrete, you get no problem even wearing 'normie' clothes, be a knob and you'll feel it, in a way that only top end hotels can serve up - crappy stares, the room with the 'problem drains' etc - Tim got the full selection of knob treatment.
They even shut the beach club down and got Pierre (the conceirge's cousin) with his little digger down for the day, to smooth out the pebbles and sand.
Tim's problem is he's clearly a knob. The rope out thing.... is it a 'game-on' swinger sign?? Or, does the deluded fool think its somehow cool?
Like I said... Tim, stick to tit hotels, its your level, your speciality, what you're loved for. This high end stuff ain't for a low rent chav mate. Give it up!
Why is there a bad smell wherever he goes?! Has he ever thought it might be himself that stinks!
Gaby on her live saying she has “irritable foot syndrome” instead of restless leg syndrome 
She looked half cutGaby on her live saying she has “irritable foot syndrome” instead of restless leg syndrome
When isn't she?
Haha I was going to say 'Mm for the price of the room I expected a better looking phone'.
What's with the cord on the jeans? Looks like he has swimmers on underneath and has forgotten to tuck it in. Grim.
The bleached jeans are awful. Mightn't be so bad if they were dark denim.
The bleached jeans are awful. Mightn't be so bad if they were dark denim.
Another 'i was shocked' video...surely he's just trolling us by now !
Dim is shocked again
Not just that, he complains he cant make use of the amenities for one night. Most of these hotels are places you'd stay for more than one night so his reviews aren't valid as he's not showing a long weekend or week in dubai etc and what the hotels has to offer during that time.
I'm convinced this pair have time travelled from 2001. Gabby reminds me of a chav version of Amanda from Motherland. He reminds me of the 49 year old dj at a nightclub who spikes his hair up and dresses like a teenager, he's giving 'scooter back in the uk' if anyone remembers scooter 
I do enjoy their videos though
I do enjoy their videos though
don't disrespect Amanda like thatI'm convinced this pair have time travelled from 2001. Gabby reminds me of a chav version of Amanda from Motherland. He reminds me of the 49 year old dj at a nightclub who spikes his hair up and dresses like a teenager, he's giving 'scooter back in the uk' if anyone remembers scooter
I do enjoy their videos though
My husband loved scooter back in the dayI'm convinced this pair have time travelled from 2001. Gabby reminds me of a chav version of Amanda from Motherland. He reminds me of the 49 year old dj at a nightclub who spikes his hair up and dresses like a teenager, he's giving 'scooter back in the uk' if anyone remembers scooter
I do enjoy their videos though
Spot on thereI'm convinced this pair have time travelled from 2001. Gabby reminds me of a chav version of Amanda from Motherland. He reminds me of the 49 year old dj at a nightclub who spikes his hair up and dresses like a teenager, he's giving 'scooter back in the uk' if anyone remembers scooter
I do enjoy their videos though
"People really shouldn't bring backpacks" while holding a metre long selfie stick/gopro inside a pyramid is one of the least self-aware things he's said yet.
Who has apricot chutney with curry ??
Me shouting “ it’s mango chutney you fool” at the tv !!
“ Cairo in Africa” pretty sure he had no idea where he was !!
Me shouting “ it’s mango chutney you fool” at the tv !!
“ Cairo in Africa” pretty sure he had no idea where he was !!