It was his birthday and could she have half arsed it anymore? A picnic consisting of a punnet of strawberries, olives and two sticks of cheese. Tell me you don't give a duck about your partner without telling me.
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The fact she went to the trouble to clip the mic to the bra rather than just putting a fecking shirt on first
She deffo bought that outfit to look like Buffy, don’t believe for a second it was a coincidenceShe didn’t grow up there I think her Grandmother lived there and maybe her Dad moved there then
The reason she feels *absolutely amazing* is because she’s just lost an enormous amount of weight, quickly too.
It’s a disgrace to be flaunting it in front of her followers, knowing what she supposably does about EDs. She just can’t help herself apparently …
It’s a disgrace to be flaunting it in front of her followers, knowing what she supposably does about EDs. She just can’t help herself apparently …
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Why does she call Thomas her "toy boy"... He was born in May '91 and she was born in August '89... Not even a two year age gap. She's so insecure.
I think it’s to try and make out he’s the trophy/kept spouse. When really it’s the other way round.
New vid sponsored by Beducated…Herself and Thomas couldn’t get enough of it after the kids were born, it’s put the spice back into their relationship 
Ok so just catching up while watching the latest unhinged rant....
1. I hope that brownie in her story is non UPF.....
2. My eye twitches everytime I see those shoes- sorry if anyone here likes them but theyre the ugliest things ive ever seen! and this is coming from someone who used to be an avid wearer of ballet flats
3. Latest reel- absolutely not one single need for her to be undressed for the Buffy outfit reel..... not one!! other than showing how much weight weve lost.....
Latest video is bleeping mental as per....what age is she? 14?? Healthy relationships are boring..... Ive been with my partner for 15 years, we have 2 kids together- do I want to kill him sometimes? YES! But I wouldnt say bored... We have sex every few days ( we dont and have never coslept, its what worked for us- no judgement there but if you do cosleep it is harder to 'get it on'), I still find him bleeping hilarious and I have to say ive never sat on the couch thinking "Im bored"..... bit odd im ngl......
1. I hope that brownie in her story is non UPF.....
2. My eye twitches everytime I see those shoes- sorry if anyone here likes them but theyre the ugliest things ive ever seen! and this is coming from someone who used to be an avid wearer of ballet flats
3. Latest reel- absolutely not one single need for her to be undressed for the Buffy outfit reel..... not one!! other than showing how much weight weve lost.....
Latest video is bleeping mental as per....what age is she? 14?? Healthy relationships are boring..... Ive been with my partner for 15 years, we have 2 kids together- do I want to kill him sometimes? YES! But I wouldnt say bored... We have sex every few days ( we dont and have never coslept, its what worked for us- no judgement there but if you do cosleep it is harder to 'get it on'), I still find him bleeping hilarious and I have to say ive never sat on the couch thinking "Im bored"..... bit odd im ngl......
How many people think relationships are just like the movies
she’s 35 going on 11 in that vid, very strange outlook, seems to be always searching for more? Don’t people just mature and develop as the relationship takes them there’s not really an end goal as such 
Why does she always pull that daft side smirk!? It is not cute.
So basically the latest video is her admitting she's bored to death in her relationship and that's normal apparently and trying to convince her viewers that having a sexless relationship is okay.
She's reallllllly trying HARD to convince herself that all of this is normal and that her relationship is great ... Despite the fact she's screaming about how bored she is just being in the same room as him
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She's reallllllly trying HARD to convince herself that all of this is normal and that her relationship is great ... Despite the fact she's screaming about how bored she is just being in the same room as him
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Catching up didn't see you summised the latest video. Hard agree with you
Everything she puts out at the moment just screams desperately unhappy
She feels like she settled for Thomas and for the life she has and it’s really sad tbh
LOL love to see Hannah throw Melanie under the bus … she can’t manage to chop potatoes without help apparently. So much for being a domestic goddess and accomplished cook 
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Watching her gave her anxiety because she didn't like how she cut spuds or did she mean it in more of a bunny, boiler, unhinged lady with sharp weapon, take it off her kind of way?LOL love to see Hannah throw Melanie under the bus … she can’t manage to chop potatoes without help apparently. So much for being a domestic goddess and accomplished cook
I imagine it was like watching Kendall Jenner try and cut a cucumber but perhaps both?
but perhaps both?It what makes her claim about “healthy” cutting out of processed foods such b*llsh*t. She needs processed foods because she’s not capable of doing any of the processing herself. She hasn’t the basic cooking skills an adult has to make herself a meal. If a normal human being decided to cut out processed foods it would involve making your own granola or bread ( not that cinder block porridge crap she calls bread) or making a curry from scratch. Her cutting out processed foods is basically her eating punnets of strawberries and maybe at a stretch some boiled sweet potato and pasting everything with nut butter.LOL love to see Hannah throw Melanie under the bus … she can’t manage to chop potatoes without help apparently. So much for being a domestic goddess and accomplished cook
Her ability to cook is about as well developed as her ability to drive, and swim, and dress herself 