Kayla & Leah Itsines #16 A GC move, no word on boobs, ozempic slay and BARE goes away

[how.now.brown.cow]

Thanks once again to @giving-in-urgh for our new thread title! You've won a barbie doll to throw in the bin lest you let the plastic nature affect you negatively!

Kayla and Jae have firmly situated themselves in the Goldy, with Jae still being a man child - you can only be young once but you can be immature forever!

Leah is still lying through her teeth and will no doubt be attributing her recent weightloss to her BARE lame program. She and leech are also baiting a GC move but let's face it, when you're carving a Woolies mudcake for your significant others birthday, you've clearly fallen from grace and won't be keeping up with the Woodroffe's.

 

[giving-in-urgh]

Thanks once again to @giving-in-urgh for our new thread title! You've won a barbie doll to throw in the bin lest you let the plastic nature affect you negatively!

Kayla and Jae have firmly situated themselves in the Goldy, with Jae still being a man child - you can only be young once but you can be immature forever!

Leah is still lying through her teeth and will no doubt be attributing her recent weightloss to her BARE lame program. She and leech are also baiting a GC move but let's face it, when you're carving a Woolies mudcake for your significant others birthday, you've clearly fallen from grace and won't be keeping up with the Woodroffe's.

Thanks so much, I'll give my Barbie to little A.
Great recap, legend!

 

[notahater1010]

I don’t like the dress I do think it is too short. I don’t think it is see through, but more like the fabric resembles are skin colour.

There are lots of things going on in the world, like always had but some we weren’t aware or even care.

I understand that the cost of living crisis has affected a lot of people, but complaining about won’t change. The only thing that can change for now is getting a 2nd or a 3rd job if possible. And no, no one has died from working hard, at least until things get better.

 

[ella88]

I know this isn’t a Rachel and tobi thread, but how much of their wedding expenses do you think they’re doing as a tax write off due to the CSB shoot and launch .

also cannot get over Mitch’s American obsession, in the current state of the world how could anyone not from the US think it’s that amazing

 

[notahater1010]

I know this isn’t a Rachel and tobi thread, but how much of their wedding expenses do you think they’re doing as a tax write off due to the CSB shoot and launch .

They definitely added those business class tickets as business expense for sure. When I saw that she did a shoot and collection, my first thought was that it was smart to do that lol.

 

[Little Miss Influenza]

Mitch's fascination with the United States shows how dense he is.

Has anyone listened to Kayla's podcast? I'm not wasting my time but I do find it funny that it's Sweat Daily and I wonder how long she's going to be able to keep up 5 a week.

 

[polkadot22]

Nothing BARE or lean about this spread…

 

[thatbluebikini]

Leah is dressed as a ‘buyer’s agent’ in a suit and Mitch in normal clothes? I am so confused.

 

[HitsDifferentHere]

Leah is dressed as a ‘buyer’s agent’ in a suit and Mitch in normal clothes? I am so confused.

I seriously don’t understand what’s happening? I’m actually laughing because nothing makes sense! It’s a massive embarrassment for me

 

[FlapsMcGee]

My face is flush with second hand embarrassment for these two this is beyond mortifying and I am LIVING for it!

 

[greenleaf22]

I seriously can’t believe anyone could praise the USA right now but to also publicly make it your whole personality/birthday theme????? It’s like every single thing you learn about Mitch just makes you hate him even more and realise he’s even more stupid than you thought lol. I don’t have an issue with the cake or the setup in general but the theme is just so so so embarrassing for his soul and Leah too since she clearly is on the same level here.

Also I keep waiting for the moment anyone else turns up lol I keep thinking why are there so many tables and chairs???? Who could they possibly all be for?? lol

 

[polkadot22]

I seriously can’t believe anyone could praise the USA right now but to also publicly make it your whole personality/birthday theme????? It’s like every single thing you learn about Mitch just makes you hate him even more and realise he’s even more stupid than you thought lol. I don’t have an issue with the cake or the setup in general but the theme is just so so so embarrassing for his soul and Leah too since she clearly is on the same level here.

Also I keep waiting for the moment anyone else turns up lol I keep thinking why are there so many tables and chairs???? Who could they possibly all be for?? lol

Perhaps they need to put their feet up?

but also, the way she was bagging on about this ridiculous party, she made it out like there was almost 100 people. Like a proper party. Their “Greek” get together look bigger than this.

And the decorations are a bit underwhelming.

 

[ceecee12]

Why isn’t anyone at the party?

 

[notahater1010]

That birthday party looks ridiculous, maybe if he was 12yo I would think it was ok, but not a grown ass man.
The entire thing looks so cheap it reminds me of those parties they throw when elections are on.
P.s I bet he probably only been to the US a few times and have no idea what it is like to actually live there…such a looser.

 

[FlapsMcGee]

Why isn’t anyone at the party?

To be fair - aside from their immediate family, who would they invite.. and perhaps more accurately, who would GO?!

 

[polkadot22]

To be fair - aside from their immediate family, who would they invite.. and perhaps more accurately, who would GO?!

Safe to say Gigi won’t be present. Wonder who they’ll palm her off to. Problem stuck inside with the nanny.

 

[Little Miss Influenza]

Kayla not giving a sh*t about anyone and socialising when she is 10/10 sick. Nice one. Share those germs with everyone you selfish moron.

 

[rosieg2020]

Was anyone actually at this party? How cringe

 

[kjs22]

Kayla not giving a sh*t about anyone and socialising when she is 10/10 sick. Nice one. Share those germs with everyone you selfish moron.

Had to remind us all at the end “I don’t drink alcohol”

 

[ceecee12]

Wow, in bed by 10pm. The only thing sadder than that is your wedding finishing at 9:30pm……