Freya Farrington #2 As bland and beige as Lauren Postlethwaite

[aulty]

I can't wait to see whether they'll hire someone to do the weeding and upkeep of that glorified dog toilet. And I bet they'll landscape farbic the whole thing. She'll buy the aethetically pleasing gardening tools but how likeley is it we see her do more than plant a few beige tulips into a carefully selected WC dupe pot?

What was she going on about the outdoor kitchen and 'pantry of dreams' again? You have a pantry, nobody stops you conserving and fermenting in your kitchen now and the garden, by the sounds of it, is not going to be for growing much beyond herbs. This will not magically unlock her inner homesteader, no matter how much Dalesford porn books she buys.
I take bets on how many dishwashers and ovens the outdoor kitchen will have.

 

[aulwan]

Imagine, just imagine if it transpired that The White Company or Neptune was selling an item that was similar to something that IKEA, Homesense, H&M or - God forbid - Primark had sold way before TWC or Neptune introduced their item. The scandal! Pearls would have to be clutched!

 

[Giusthegoss]

I wish she would post this colour analysis these clothes she's just bought from Primark are drab and make her look 50-60, beige isn't her colour. She would look amazing in a bit of colour and age appropriate clothes, I think she thinks she looks 'old money' but she just looks old wasting money

 

[aulty]

she thinks she looks 'old money' but she just looks old wasting money

Let's bookmark that one as a future thread title

 

[Popcornshovel]

She's choosing very small shingle stones for her garden, looks just like cat litter - the local cats will love that!

 

[aulwan]

I’m being so inspired by the latest video. Very relieved that the dog leads hung in the utility room match the aesthetic of the artificial plant bits in the styled up shopping bag.

My dog leads sadly don’t measure up at all. Must try harder.

 

[Popcornshovel]

I’m being so inspired by the latest video. Very relieved that the dog leads hung in the utility room match the aesthetic of the artificial plant bits in the styled up shopping bag.

My dog leads sadly don’t measure up at all. Must try harder.

Loved when she said the wooden pegs in a jar were just for aesthetics and not used.

 

[hannah123]

Loved when she said the wooden pegs in a jar were just for aesthetics and not used.

When she buys strange stuff and says weird things I start to understand grumpy Tom a bit more and more. There’s an episode of Sex and the City where Big is talking about his new wife and gets drunk and is like “my entire apartment is beige, beige, beige, it’s bullshit”, then paints the walls firetruck red when they divorce, that’s what I imagine would happen with them.

 

[smoothie]

The spare time she has to source all the beige crap boggles my mind.

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Jesus Christ the jump scare

 

[hogwartsgraduate]

She dancing with that and channeling Britney?!

 

[Rosie glow]

Tommy better watch out 🫣

 

[Chocolategoggler]

Troll in the dungeon!!!!

From the comments section of her latest video:

janethughes9541-3hrago

Freya I just watched a program about stay at hame girlfriend, oh it could be a thing to look into, it is a worry, it showed what can happen when your a shag and just being a content creator, things change and some have found themselves in abit of trouble.

Was the word shag a misspelling?

 

[hogwartsgraduate]

I think they mean Sahg

 

[Chocolategoggler]

I think they mean Sahg

Ooh! So it looks like the poster was trying to be kind, but other commenters have replied that she is nasty and jealous.
Always best to double check messages before posting, but even then it can still go wrong.

 

[smoothie]

I mean, the autocorrect isn't lying

 

[aulty]

Ugh, her influencer speak, calling one of her new cream pots spenny , so cringe (that term was well discussed in the expressions that need to die thread). Keeping exensive lip cream and cheap bonbons in the car during summer sounds like a questionable idea.

With every deinfluencing video I watch I wonder what the future of perma hauler channels like hers looks like.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Anyone else find her hair colour really jarring? It seems far too cool/ashy.

 

[Popcornshovel]

Anyone else find her hair colour really jarring? It seems far too cool/ashy.

Yes it's far too cool for her. And because she wears exclusively beige, it means her face, hair and clothes are all the same colour. In the screenshot here, she even blends in with the walls and wardrobes behind her.

She's gone for 'low contrast' (like the 1st example below) and it washes her out. She could do with a warmer hair colour, a nice strong pink on the lips and some colour in her clothes. It would really make her eyes pop.

 

[Chocolategoggler]

It will be interesting to see what that colour person thinks. That's if she tells us, as it might not fit with her aesthetic.
With all the filters influenzas put on you can't really tell what she looks like!
I was watching an influenza showing some dresses that looked nice and I happened to see some of them whilst out shopping but they didn't look good.
It's all smoke and mirrors...