Australia’s first, tallest and most authentic athletic lesbian CEO mummy blogger
Name
Sophie Shaw- FKA The Young Mummy
Liked to call herself Sophie Jane Shaw before realising this was never actually on her birth certificate
Married name - Cachia, has kept this for her business and in general but has gone back to Shaw on Insta
Born
September 11, 1990 (so well before this became an acknowledged date as one of the worst terrorist acts in history - but we still call seredipity...)
Lives
Melbourne, right off the Tulla freeway in a mausoleum
Relationship Status
Single
Maddie Garrick: Soft launched Jan 2020, second choice til December 2020, finished up October 2022 (4am Melbourne time)
Jarryd Cachia: ex-husband - separated Sept 2019, slept under the stairs for a while prior.
Very young Katherine smith 2019- Bali
Headboard slammer circa 2020
Alannah Kennedy off-on-off-on-off-on-permanently off
Children
Bobby 8
Florence 5
About
Signature colour
Aisuru blue
Relationships
History with Maddie and AK?
Family tree
See “best selling book” for details on how she has thrown all family members under the bus
KJ blonde sister co starred in Survivor and outlasted Sophie. Also everyone loved KJ way more which butt hurt Sophie
Education
Secondary - money spent on private (Penleigh & Essendon Grammar) when her older sisters all went to the local high school
Less than one semester of journalism at university (no receipts of this ever even proven!)
Business ventures
Cachia - overpriced pyjamas in various shades of leopard print, branded with her ex-husband’s name
Fairy Magic
Aisuru
Next Gen Mini’s (r.i.p)
Boda Hair Boutique (ANGEL investor)
Big Daddy Fitness
Shaw Media (sure!)
Employees
Caitlin- the PA/ nanny alleged side chick
Published books
Bobby did a big stinky poo
Bobby please eat your dinner
Bobby go to sleep now
Then there was her
TV appearances
Survivor Blood and Water 2022 (add description)
Branded partnerships
Tattle Dictionary
Tattle nicknames
Chompers
Scummy
young Scummy
Australia’s/ world’s first lesbian
Significant events/controversies
Split with Maddie Garrick
23 October 2022 - Sophie posts story on Instagram confirming that she’s split with Maddie and alludes to Maddie being unfaithful.
Aisuru quality control
Ad Standards breeches
Cease and desist letters to SMILF
Overcapitalised on the mausoleum in Tulla
Generally known for being a shitty/absent mother but tries to constantly brand herself as ‘never leaving her babies’
Has publicly revealed a tonne of private sexual info about ex lovers- most likely without consent