2. Sweet king jellies for miscarriages/infertile
3. Slippers to childless Uncle
4. Kelly is live
5. Breasts 8 inches from breast bone
6. Brian taking the new shower gel
7. Sarah eating packets of ham in her car
8. The green blazer rants
9. Bishop Brennan Dress
10. Keith and his Saxa salt
11. Leaving Slimming World
12. Putting zips into clothes that are too small
13. Always could of sized down
14. Squirting water into Luke's face
15. Nana Betty's shoe and sandal collection
16. Jack's rainbow photos
17. Free black pudding salad
18. My Brand- Rejew You
19. Buying her house twice
20. Crusty bicycle shorts
21. PCOS
22. Cysts upon cysts upon cysts
23. Pissing on the side streets during Covid
24. Her love of mince
25. White Chocolate Porridge
26. Being Hunter's godmother
27. Keith's wrong date for Jack's tattoo
28. Over drawing her lip liner
29. Only up 1 stone 4 pounds from her lightest
30. Filming Betty drenched in holy water
31. Filming Betty eating
32. The Chernobyl back garden
33. The hot tub in the garden
34. The Jewish curls
35. Driving to Dublin for IVF
36. Saying to just be
37. Saying we move
38. This kitchen is for dancing
39. Moving her family in with Tina
40. Dumping supermom and re friending her
41. Her awkward relationship with Julie
42. Singing ride sally ride at a wedding
43. The brown contact lenses
44. T rex hand gestures
45. The leg kick in videos
46. Keith's beyond perfect sperm
47. Ignoring Luke's first little sister
48. Cousin-friend/ the girls
49. Saying her teeth are perfect
50. When she had her own cushions to fluff/busy organising her cushions
51. Announcing she was ovulating on the streets of Tenerife
52. Her dressed as a chicken for her hen party
53. Toy Story themed hen party.
54. Sarah calling zips "Azips"
55. Her "training" in someone's hall and front room.
56. Calling shops like Zara upmarket in Elevenerife
57. Getting pissed in Turkey the night Keet had his temporary teet in.
58. The many trips to Clarney
59. Announcing she had Covid and blaming Aldi
60. Giving the guards McDonalds coffee during lockdown
61. Keith's car going up on done deal and getting about 20k views from tattlers.
62. Ordering Xmas dinner in a box and claiming it was the best thing ever.
63. Saying she was 4 stops from Times Square when she was in New Jersey
64. Claiming to have 20% body fat or whatever it was.
65. The personalised SLB wedding runners presumably intending to be Sarah Louise Buckley
66. Doing a massive haul of all her bday presents e.g fake Gucci runners one year then saying she hates presents once she was with Keith 67.Telling her slimming world members who message her to work out their own syns cause she doesnāt have time
68.Monkey see monkey do rant
69.Gingivitis Teet
70.Putting up Betty's RIP notice to make all the attention on her and cause havoc on RIP
71. Doing sonics brows and having the pew pew photo
72. Lewwwwks 7 years of everything
73.Suffering from HG while stuffing her face morning noon and night.
74.The ads from her hospital bed showing her cannula.
75.The ads from the hospital loos
76.The multiple hospital admissions because she deliberately dehydrated herself.
77.Getting Betty to fork out for a pram thatās rarely been used, on her deathbed
78. Sugar and salt look the same
79. People have told her "she has a very lavish lifestyle"
80. People stopping her on the street telling her the whole of Cork were rooting for her when she was pregnant on Jack
81.People were stopping her when she was trying to do her shopping in lidl to tell her how nice her hair was
82. The saying "hurt people, hurt people "
83.Removing the a-zip from a dress to make it backless in an attempt to fit
84. Call me a bad mother but donāt come for my brands
85. Jean the counsellor
86. Cuddles O' Connor
87. The COVID car rant, when people told her she might have Covid and she went mad and ranted about it on her way to the testing centre
88. When she came on boasting that she had a falling out with Betty and that she wouldn't be apologising to a 90+ year old until Betty did first
89.When she filmed and posted the video of Donna with her nipple/boob on show
90.When she lied that she decided she didn't drink the night before so that she could do the school run eventhough she was pregnant at the time
91.When she did a video for Therapie Fertility Clinic and the next day the Clinic had to do a Live for questions and answers as there was so much backlash
92.When Luke had a small fall at Brian's and he had a little cut over his eyebrow and Sarah had to have a Plastic Surgeon access the cut
93.Claiming to be a front line worker during Covid when people where sending in their weights to her when she was a Slimming Leader
94.Miriam the midwife writing her a letter
95.Obsession with Sam's Coffee
96.Gave the consultants and midwives at the hospital when she had her miscarriage Dylan Oaks cufflinks and chains with "Thanks for all you done " engraved on them
97.Munchausen syndrome.
98.Food storage in her molars and the subsequent removal and eating of said food.
99. Her tongue always hanging out before she goes to eat or drink
100. The āother sideā.
101. Weddin out forrin.
102. Tina telling someone on a flight to Lanza that burps was getting married there while she was still pretending she was getting married in Ballygarry
103. The rant when the flight home was delayed/cancelled
104.Bringing her own products to the sisters salon
105. The buggy that she was going to pound the roads with in Septemberā¦it mustnāt have came with any rain cover
106.Taking photos at Lewkās swimming lessons
107.Joining the gym in Radissonā¦and never going
108. Ballygarry, you stole our hearts
109.Luke naming the embryo Magnum
110.When Luke said that he would be forgotten about when the new baby comes
111.The phrase " there is alot going on in the background"
112. When she kept breadcrumbing that she was doing IVF but referred to it as a "silent journey"
113.The phrase "drive it on"
114.Not planning a 7th birthday party for Luke but it was OK as Luke said he had a party for the last 6 years
115. Isabella the Crabbit Raw Baby
116. Egg duck/duck egg blue
117. On Sunday's they checked the embryo app
118.Using the word handsome for Belly's outfits.
119. Setting up Lukeoland's you tube channel.
120.Telling us teeth showered Luke very soon after getting with Burps and took his soother by telling him only babies have them.
121. When Keith wore a mask and pulled up his hood so he wouldn't be recognised buying the engagement ring
122. Alpha Wealth Seminars
123.Her appendix, gallstones and gallbladder are all removed, how is she still alive at all.
124. Detox and debloat vitamins have improved her gut health, she shits everyday now instead of once a week
125. Always buying stuff for Isabella but nothing for Luke
126.When Keith told her in the car that her moustache wasn't that bad anymore, but not in a nasty way.
127. When she wore the bin liner dress to a wedding
128.When she slagged off majelly for having an old sky remote in the caravan
129. The 2 blazer dresses she canāt close and wore out
130.The jackets that are 2 sizes too small and she says āI donāt like closing themā
131. The bauble she had made of lewk "last Christmas as an only child " and the girl was made aware and the rant after
132. The blinds in the morning update
133. The non existence of Hyperemisis
134. The piss sticks box being taken off people and repacked multiple times to video reactions
135. She's a belter song
136. Dumping Lewk in youghal for the full summer with his stepped up granny/ Luke and Majella at the Monday club in Farrels caravan park
137.When she mimes along with Lewk wen she's given him lines to say and then sounds out the words for him! "Lewwwwk tell everyone what do you love? Your new..... m.. mmm...maaaa.. mattress!"
138. Her rubbing cream to Bettyās feet/putting her to bed
139. Doing all she can on lewks side of the family
140. Those who know me, know
141. Admin work
142. Snapping lewk hugging Tina in the back of the ambulance
143. Her first selfie of keet in clarny
144. She loves cheese
145. Bows Bows Bows
146. Rainbows
147. Boat ehhmmm
148. Proteen
149. Callabs especially the one in the cafe
150. Posting a story of a video of Lewk crying staring at Keets picture, and telling everyone that Lewk was heartbroken cos Keet was gone to the shop
151. Everything about the trip to America
152. When she had Karen hair
153. Keith getting 2012 on his tattoo instead of 2022
154. Bringing Lewk to the playground & she sitting in the car
155. When Sarah stated how much she enjoyed a blazer on Lewk
156. Her weird as fuck cooking in the cafe in Cork, advising a chef how to do his job
157. Wearing a white blazer dress as a blazer going wedding dress shopping
158. Bringing keet to clarney to stay in the hotel she was getting married in
159.The family blazers
160. Keet drooling all over the baby
161. The airfryer
162. Sarah filming an ad washing herself in a shower alongside sinkhole plaza swimming pool featuring many hotel guests
163. Sarah eating the carvery meal and getting extra everything
164. Sarah ordering a side of chips to go with her chips
165. Forcing lewk to dance
166. People thinking Donna was Betty in a tiktok dance video
167. Putting Onslow Gardens on the map
168. The Commons
169. O Connells of the Lough Butchers
170. Majella having to make and drop over bodice to Keith
171. The Fastway Rant about missing shoes and dress that she bought in 3 different sizes
172. The songs Isle of Hope and I Get To Love You
173. Always trying to have her collar bones on show
174. Bigot Keith and his awful tweets
175. On a night out when she use to bring toasted sandwiches in her bag to protect her weightloss to stop her getting a McDonalds.
176.Keith calling her "mate" and saying her "dedication is unmatched"
177. Using the word "meticulous" in the wrong context
178. The waist trainer
179. Flawless skin
180. The phrases "one second", "it's beaudiful" , "I'm bƔn"
181. The sandwich filler recipes/videos that we never got
182.When she said " Well Tina took me out of school during term for holidays and I turned out alright"
183. Donna's hand me down bed linen that she never washed
184.The Instagram Room
185. Buying about 50 white t-shirts for Luke
186. Having Brian#1 name tattooed on her but said it was all the same as she got with Brian#2 and if they broke up she could get a pet and call it Brian
187.Shortly after getting with Keith she got the letter K tattooed behind her ear
188. Keith hungover proposing on the stairs next to his worn underpants
189. How she had her 6 year olds head bleached to look like a Cark Version of a mini Eminem
190. Her original insta name Fat and Flab to Fit and Fab
191. Supermom calling her fanny flaps
192. Making Green Folder Day into a big deal
193. When her father forgot to bring her home a present so gave her an aer lingus blanket or something he got free, the rest got lovely perfume
194. The smug smiley head on her in the hospital when Isabella had a lumbar puncture at a few weeks old
195. Referring to herself as a business woman!
196. Making a big deal about Luke joining the library and bringing him to lego club
197. The 12wk fetus perfectly formed and the framed picture they had in the bedroom
198. The bows cutting off bellys circulation and causing bald spot
199.The silk pillowcase for the child, which hasnt worked
200. The fact that she keeps saying she won't talk about lewks situation then talks about it.
201. The trip to see mamma mia with food was foul as wasn't covered in cheese .
202. Calling the sisters/cousin friend "the girls "
203. Sleeping with the blinds open and 5am pictures
204. Stalker photos Teet playing football with lewk in the front yard
205.The car journey to Dublin for just us two
206. The nodding dog videos to voice overs with the collar bone out in the I don't need no man era
207.Keith dumping her for savage ass then crawling back when savage ass dumped him
208.Crying in the toilets at a wedding that she should be married to Brian
209.Making Luke facetime Keith anytime he goes for a pint
210. Sarah sending Keith out for pints with 20 quid to get the lads a drink
211. Getting her son to call Keith dad
212. The shrine to teet around the fireplace of the twice bought house.
213.The kitchen clock with the photos, it's quarter past Tina!
214.The poor child blue with the cold in Edinburgh to match keets ugly camel coat.
215. The review of Greggs
216. Being called Big Bird because of a yellow dress she wore on holidays
217.The toes trying to escape in her sandals
218. The Christmas "manage"
219. Her spending a fortune on a jumpsuit for a wedding and now while with keet wore a creased dress to a wedding
220. Her on day 10 of not washing her hair
221.Her reefing Biden out of for having a takeaway when now she lives off them
222. Looking for a random Catherine to give a necklace to
223. Her blocking you and everyone from just watching a story
224. Sending out "emails", 2000 words of absolute horse with terrible grammar and spelling
225. The time she dragged Betty to lanzaroddy as a surprise and the poor woman wasn't able for it at all.
226. Killing Biden because he didn't measure the milk in her tea to the ml.
227. Driving around on L plates
228. Telling how she would use her sisters license in the garda station if stopped
229. Betty loved her old car but she still got rid of it to get a jeep to keep up appearances
230. Luke getting hand me down jerseys with his cousin initials on them
231.Suction hoover ad
232.Her glowing skin
233. Being triggered by a chicken van
234. Jambons
235. When she gave Tina CPR
236. The cycle aka her period
237. The cycle care package from lewk B and stepped up daddy
238. Videos of teet injecting her in the kitchen of their never forever home with Lewk Buckley in the back ground
239.The Pregnancy announcement with the piss sticks in the box of shiteness box in particular her recording lewk Buckley in the back of the car with the piss sticks
240. The personalised tat
241. Correcting herself from I to we, I took lewk Buckley to the libraryā¦. We took him
242. Can only walk home from lidl
243. When she had her own car and used to sit outside Lewks B school gate an extra 45 mins before pick up because sheās a lazy cunt
244. Losing 7 stone and gaining back 8
245. The rollers in her hair/ wearing them in her hair flying to London
246. Telling her followers that she would only post food videos on the condition that they interact with the videos by liking and commenting on them
247. Posting keets car ad and phone number on her stories and we all say it wasnāt NCTās in 2 years
248. Fighting trolls on TikTok to increase her engagement š§ feat Fusion Hair
249. Saying "It's really frustrating / disheartening when no one interacts on her posts/reels
250. Getting the guards coffee during the lockdown checkpoints and coming on to tell us for praise
251.Babybelles bib with āHappy birthday Mamā on it
252.Doing the ad for voduz with a big stain on her top and having to redo it
253.Selling Lewk Buckley's toys.
254. All the talk of going to a baby shop up north for a free pram and then radio silence because of complaints from tattlers to said shop and then ending up with a METICULOUS second hand pram that Betty bought from her death bed
255. Moving Luke from his local gaa club to the Barrs because it's his stepped up Dad's club
256. Anytime Keith went out Sarah or Luke were always struck down by some illness/incident
257.Ross Heaneys the Italian restaurant that gave her Greek Mamma Mia vibes
258.Blasting her moustache with the limited edition pink Silk Pro Max
259.The video of Tina sounding like an Ewok
260.Some of her food staples, chipper burger, breast in a bun and lawsanga
261.Multiple engagement rings
262.Keeping all the different moonpig cards she sent Betty over the years
263.Tina and Donna eating her ā¬30 bag of caramel chocolate almonds
264. Deep throating the spoon to get the last of the salted caramel peanut butter off it
265. Giving top fashion tips of walking around with your hands in your pockets to disguise your belly
266.Cocking her leg up like a dog going to pee in every photo/video
267.When Keith said the main thing he liked about Sarah was her cooking
268. When she hung out of her bedroom window and was shouting and filming Keith walking into her driveway carrying 5 packets of maltesers to give to her as she had asked him to bring her home a surprise
269. Dickie Bow Keith was our first introduction to him
270. Jac Jossa Tan
271.The cash box
272.When she got lip fillers/botox around the time she did her frozen egg transfer
273.Calling Belly a raw baby with the longest legs in the world
274.When Luke had to run and give the GP a hug before leaving after one of his many trips to the doctors
275. When she changed Luke's name from Luke Burke Buckley to Luke Burke.
Tattle extended his name by a few extra barrells depending on the scenario.
So when stepped up Daddy's came on the scene O' Connor was added.
When Luke started taekwondo Miyagi was added.
When Sarah reshared a video of the Healy Raes giving out about people having an opinion on line, Healy Rae got added.
Their planned trip to New York that ended up being a trip to Keith's Aunt's in New Jersey, McCallister was added.
So we ended up with this version
Luke Burke Buckley Miyagi McCallister Healy Rae O'Connor
276.We laughed and laughed didn't we Keith, we did!
277. When she got Covid she went mad when people were contacting Fusion saying they shouldn't be open as they were all close contacts with Sarah
278. All her meals have to be some form of a fake away always laced in cheese
279. Spraying half a bottle of dry shampoo onto her already greasy hair
280. Adding āmum to beā to her bio when she already had a 6 year old
281. Wearing nothing but pink after instabelle was born
282. The months we were treated to the packing of the HOSSSPIDAL BAG and itās contents including ugg slippers and a morning coat
283. The pics of teet staring into the moses basket at Jack
284. Promoting slavery with that god awful birthday video to Tina and laughing her hole off
285. Saying that her cousin friend should start a business packing hospital bags because she put a few babygrows into sangwidge bags
286. Bringing all the Oh My Ham body sprays with her to poison everyone on the ward
287. Insisting on having a C-section as her cervix refuses to open
288. Telling her Nana Betty she had until 9pm to make up her mind whether or not to pass as Love Island was on
289.The deranged video where she set the camera up in the car and was shouting Isssaaabelllla and Sayyyrraahh
290. Acting the maytr when in the hospice with Betty saying she slept on a chair at 7 months pregnant eventhough there was a bed she could of used
291. When she was in CUMH she was doing stories of herself putting in hair treatments and slick back bun
292. Justifying her size by saying she's only 4 months after Isabella yet the whole time she was pregnant she kept saying she was up no weight!
293. Saying there is a "want" in her
294. The expensive weighted blanket that she was obsessed with and that her and Teet use to be always fighting over
295. Dipping ham in her "speedy soup"
296. When she said "I'm not like the other girls I'll never be that girl that can go into a deli and just order one jambo"
297.The nurses on the ward were all asking her about the cheap perfumes oh my glam she was dousing herself with
298. When Ava Van Rose thought Sarah was trolling her but it was a Tattler using Sarah as their profile picture
299. When Luke told her to stay and have a nap that he could go to school with his cousins
300. Her top weightloss tip of switching to lower calorie yoghurts so you can replace the calories you save with biscuits crumbled on top
301. Sharing unrealistic photos of her results from using the Detox and Debloat tablets
302. Squeezing into the sausage suit for free Endermologie and her true size being shown
303. Doesn't want flowers for Valentine's Day because they die but couldn't get them on her stories quick enough for Green Folder Day
304. Saying she saved all the Valentine cards she sent her Nanna Betty over the years which she stores in the attic and puts them all up on display
305. A robin appeared when Sarah was putting the envelopes off the Valentine cards in the bin and said it was Nanna Betty coming looking for her card but really it was Julie's Dad
306. Maria Piper potatoes
307. She prides herself on being a good at chopping vegetables especially onions
308. Having to sieve the peppercorns out to make peppercorn sauce
309. The time she came on talking about how she was having a nightmare and moaning in her sleep in distress and Keet lay there holding her hand the entire time watching her have the nightmare rather than just wake her up
310. The cheap drive safe I need you here with me keyring
311. The shein "Mama" jumper will need to be surgically removed from her
312. She wants to be buried in her pyjamas
313. When she said Luke only needs a low spf cause he gets a lovely tan
314. When the captions picked Tina's name up as Shatina
315. Luke not getting to go on helicopter ride when he was in America
316. When she went to Turkey with Gingivitis Keet and was trying to promote the greasy chipper that they lived in over there. Like she was obsessed with it, they ate there everyday
317. Burp got a nose ring for a few hours.
Selling her soul for a freebie
Glossary of Sarahisims :
Burp- Sarah Burke
Mr Lova Lova - Brian
Teeth, Tweet, Stepped up dad- Keith
Sonic - Tina
Shatina -Tina
Alpaca - Donna
Lukeoland - Luke Burke Buckley O' Connor Healy Rae
Clarney - Killarney
Long suffering counsellor/enabler - Jean
Long suffering dog - Mikey
Beddy - Nana Betty
Cash box and weighing scales - slimming world
Bodatoes - potatoes
Lawsange - lasange
Sangwitches - sandwiches
Everyone who knows us personally - No-one
Circle of friends - Also no-one
Length - Lent
Drive it on - gained another 5lbs
Belter - Gerry cinnamon song she has destroyed for everyone
South doc - the doctor on call that sarah has tormented
A snack - an industrial size pack of ham
Tenerife - lanzarote, but more uPmArKeT
Meticulous - aka second hand pram, Betty bought before she died, Rip.
Kelly is live..
Added to the wiki by popular demand..
Burkes with no seatbelts on
Corks Top Model
Munch, Munch, Munchausen
About Sarah:
Started on social media as āFatNFlab2FitNFabā in around 2017/2018 and some might say still waiting to get to the Fit N Fab bit.
Had returned from Oz and was trying to lose weight between gym and then joined slimming world. Had started going out with a guy called Brian when she started posting online and was pregnant soon after. There were definitely a few break ups when pregnant as she was living with her parents when Luke was born (now 5) and Brian was on/off the scene. Then there was a āsingle mom/opening up her own slimming world girl bossā vibe and she moved out by herself alone with Luke. As she had lost a good bit of weight at that point AND slimming world was coming into its own her classes were busy and her online following grew. There were a few vague posts with handholding, showing off of flowers and nights away and then it was announced that she was back with Brian. She herself admitted that it was when Brian appeared to be moving on with someone else she realised that she wanted him.
Then we start to see a glimpse into the lies and the manipulation. There is a big announcement and a night out to celebrate buying their own home. A big focus on mortgage chat and how hard it is to get a mortgage self employed, pictures posts and quotes with keys and all that jazz and turns out the house the right across the way from her home house. Sarah, Brian and Luke move into the forever home that we all watched then celebrate buying.
Sarah continues to lose weight and get some attention, she starts dropping massive hints about marriage being next etc. mentioning it to Brian on the regular or asking herself questions on Instagram Q&As. On one of many holidays to Lanzarote, Brian āsurprisesā Sarah with a romantic beach proposal and luckily enough wasnāt it all captured on video. Surprised and shocked Sarah says yes, goes back up the strip of Puerto del Carmen and bumps into her family and sisters by surprise. The usual drinking up and down the strip continues for the week. Sarah & gang return home and all we hear is wedding wedding wedding. Weight, dress and wedding plans in CLARNEY are all we hear about. So much so that we all realised that Sarah wants a wedding but we arenāt sure if Sarah wants a marriage! A drink fest girls weekend to Spain for Sarahās hen makes us cringe as we watch them dress her as an actual hen going on the plane. Donāt worry if you didnāt get to go on the foreign hen, there were several other nights in cork and the most recent one before it all went Tits up was the honeymoon partyā¦ 13 is unlucky for some but not for our Sarah who was planning to marry Brian on the 13.03.2020.
Around that time, covid hit China before January and there were talks of covid around but before we even hit a lockdown- Sarah announces that the wedding is off and her and Brian are going their separate ways.. Before he left he took the new bottle of shower gel Sarah bought that daybin the eerkly shop. Sarah then heads off to Lanzarote for a week while the rest of the world prepares for lockdown but Sarah needed to revisit the scene of the engagement for the Instagram posts!
We go through a series of personality traits between the dates March 2020 and august 2020.
Single working mom, I donāt need no man.
Me and Luke, the only man I need.
Turns out youāre not broken when someone tries to fix youā¦
Then we go back to the days of showing a limb, a tattoo, a bunch of flowers and we are told that she is in a relationship but that is being kept privateā¦ which it was for a while.
Next thing, Brian is also in a new relationship and Sarah then introduces us to Keith. We first get to know Keith as he is heading to Turkey to get his teeth done and Sarah goes along for the ā¬2 all day breakfast and cheap beer. We go through a series of posts with āhimā and āmy worldā and āsometimes you have to fall apart to be put back togetherā type shite. Before we know it, Luke Buckley is back to being called Luke Burke, and Sarah and Keith get covid. Keith moves in to cocoon and has yet to move out! We learn that Keith is a stepped up Daddy and that Lukey is even drawing Keith and his new teeth in his first day of baby infants.
In the past 6 months, the cockiness of Sarah has become so unbearable that she is actually becoming a parody of herself.
She is still running slimming world classes despite being up about 3 stone herself. She is saving for a mortgage to buy the house she celebrated buying in 2017, and is desperately convincing us she never said she bought that house! Turns out itās rented!
We had a family holiday in Tenerife where we were given a blow by blow comparison on the difference between the strip of Irish bars and greasy spoons in both Canary Islands.
Turns out Keith is a homophobe, a racist and a bigot. He is also a fat shaker and has recently deleted over 3k tweets but unfortunately screen shots are forever- unlike a 2017 mortgage it would seem.
Brian and Michelle are expecting a baby and since this was announced it turns out Sarah has self diagnosed PCOS, Endometriosis & secondary infertility. Her recent hurtful and distasteful comments about sweet king and Motherās Day are outlined below from another tattler.
Sarah has turned into a very bitter and malicious lonely woman.
Any friends we saw over the years have disappeared. Early followers will remember Sarah falling out with and calling out other slimming world accounts back in the day as she thought everyone was out to copy her.
To cover up recent call outs, Sarah has decided to inform us that they have been trying for a baby & she has been referred for secondary infertility. This is from the girl who also states she was diagnosed with PCOS over the phone by her GP when a radiologist told her during an ultrasound she had 70 ovarian cysts. There are so many parts of this that sound alarm bells. Her most recent cringe moment was the wedding of a friend of hers and Brianās, both Sarah and Keith AND Brian & Michelle were there. We know from the threads that Sarah was drunk and singing before dinner and herself and Keith were fighting half the day. We also got to see that she is nowhere near the size she pretends she is when we saw videos from other angles. She regularly likes to down talk āLukeās dadā and will post cryptic posts about parenting and blood relatives etc. we have no doubt that this urgency to get pregnant is in a bid to compete with Brian because we all have seen Sarah roll her eyes when Luke wants her. Luke also spends a lot of time in A&E/South doc as Sarah likes to get medical attention to then use that for personal attention. She has been off grid for 3-5 days this week since her call out regarding Motherās Day and sweet king (below). I know I will have forgotten loads but hoping that youāll forgive me and hope that this has been helpful!
A well put post by @sickofinstahuns which other tattle posters felt deserved to be added to the wiki.
*TRIGGER - you may want to die of mortification after watching Sarahs infamous nodding dog/shiny collar bone tiktok it can be viewed in attachments below
Mother's Day Jelly Bag's Salespitch
Bishop Brennan
Keith Dancing The Highland Fling š«£
Scalp Bleached on Sarah's 6 year olds head:
Ad's done in filthy clothes:
Couldn't even be bothered to clean herself for paid ad's. Then she removed and re-recorded/re-uploaded the next day Assuming the brand was not happy.
Licking her lips at the thought of food.
Brands that have continued to use Sarah as #BA or #gifted her items even after her tone deaf stories using women's tragedies to sell them sweets*
Exerify
Aliciandchloe
Flawless Beauty_bflawless
Alpha Wealth
Dylan Oaks ( how lucky to have another friend of Sarah winning the prize!)
OhMyGlam
BPerfect
Fusion Hair Salan ( her sisters)
Voduz
*how disgusting to have a #ba who would use an example such as that to sell some sweets, and then to compound it with that email. They should be shamed to be associated with her.
Here are the Brands that Sarah has stated know her and continue to work with her even though they know about Keith tweets and Sarahs lack of comment on them, only to call the people who are disturbed by his disgusting tweets trolls.
Brands that ignore casual Racism, Homophobia, Fat Shaming and Misogyny
Exerify
alicianandchloe
Voduz
BPerfect
Sweet King
Flawless Beauty_bflawless
Fusion Hair Salon ( her sisters)
Alpha Wealth
Ohmyglam
Dylan Oaks**Also Littlesmith sell fab chains for anyone looking for an alternative.
Sweetness Hair and Beauty ( also salon owner Chrissy)
King Hair ( also brand owner Samantha)
* Disclaimer- there is no suggestion that these brands agree with Keith and his views but by continuing to work with or gift items to Sarah who has made it clear that she supports Keith, they are ignoring this bigotry
I am not including LoveCherish in the above lists because it was for charity, Brands that have taken a stand against the disgusting views that Sarah supports and tone deaf #ads to sell sweets and stopped working with her*
Fairways hotel
Partydelights.ie
Sweet King ( t.b.c)
* these are brands who should be supported. Sarah is not the only InstaHun available to brands so there is no excuse for the brands that continue to use her
Sarahs web of lies:
Fertility story:
When she originally claimed the dr and nurse told them they should go straight to IVF and it was a "blow". Then changed her story to they didn't want to wait.
Luke is TIRREEED
Sarah knew in this she was pregnant but lied unnecessarily about thinking about drinking at an event, lies rolled off her tongue, what else does she lie about??
Instagram Is Only A Side, she has a job!
Buying their "forever home":
She insinuated they bought their "forever home" but their landlord is now evicting them and they're now saving again to "buy" their home.
Keith is not impressed, say Goodmorning Keith, KEITH!!
BATE!! After 5 minutes
Rolling her eyes talking about Brian
Luke worried he would be forgotten when baby comes
Not wanting to give Luke a birthday party
Telling a 6 year old they are not doing anything for his birthday
- Cork
with terrible grammar and spelling
feat Fusion Hair
- you may want to die of mortification after watching Sarahs infamous nodding dog/shiny collar bone tiktok 
it can be viewed in attachments below 
Assuming the brand was not happy.
