Sarah Burke - Cork.
Glossary of Sarahisims :
Burp- Sarah Burke
Mr Lova Lova - Brian
Teeth, Tweet, Stepped up dad- Keith
Sonic - Tina
Alpaca - Donna
Lukeoland - Luke Burke Buckley O' Connor Healy Rae
Clarney - Killarney
Long suffering counsellor/enabler - Jean
Long suffering dog - Mikey
Beddy - Nana Betty
Cash box and weighing scales - slimming world
Bodatoes - potatoes
Lawsange - lasange
Sangwitches - sandwiches
Everyone who knows us personally - No-one
Circle of friends - Also no-one
Length - Lent
Drive it on - gained another 5lbs
Belter - Gerry cinnamon song she has destroyed for everyone
South doc - the doctor on call that sarah has tormented
A snack - an industrial size pack of ham
Tenerife - lanzarote, but more uPmArKeT
Started on social media as ‘FatNFlab2FitNFab’ in around 2017/2018 and some might say still waiting to get to the Fit N Fab bit.
Had returned from Oz and was trying to lose weight between gym and then joined slimming world. Had started going out with a guy called Brian when she started posting online and was pregnant soon after. There were definitely a few break ups when pregnant as she was living with her parents when Luke was born (now 5) and Brian was on/off the scene. Then there was a ‘single mom/opening up her own slimming world girl boss’ vibe and she moved out by herself alone with Luke. As she had lost a good bit of weight at that point AND slimming world was coming into its own her classes were busy and her online following grew. There were a few vague posts with handholding, showing off of flowers and nights away and then it was announced that she was back with Brian. She herself admitted that it was when Brian appeared to be moving on with someone else she realised that she wanted him.
Then we start to see a glimpse into the lies and the manipulation. There is a big announcement and a night out to celebrate buying their own home. A big focus on mortgage chat and how hard it is to get a mortgage self employed, pictures posts and quotes with keys and all that jazz and turns out the house the right across the way from her home house. Sarah, Brian and Luke move into the forever home that we all watched then celebrate buying.
Sarah continues to lose weight and get some attention, she starts dropping massive hints about marriage being next etc. mentioning it to Brian on the regular or asking herself questions on Instagram Q&As. On one of many holidays to Lanzarote, Brian ‘surprises’ Sarah with a romantic beach proposal and luckily enough wasn’t it all captured on video. Surprised and shocked Sarah says yes, goes back up the strip of Puerto del Carmen and bumps into her family and sisters by surprise. The usual drinking up and down the strip continues for the week. Sarah & gang return home and all we hear is wedding wedding wedding. Weight, dress and wedding plans in CLARNEY are all we hear about. So much so that we all realised that Sarah wants a wedding but we aren’t sure if Sarah wants a marriage! A drink fest girls weekend to Spain for Sarah’s hen makes us cringe as we watch them dress her as an actual hen going on the plane. Don’t worry if you didn’t get to go on the foreign hen, there were several other nights in cork and the
Most recent one before it all went Tits up was the honeymoon party… 13 is unlucky for some but not for our Sarah who was planning to marry Brian on the 13.03.2020. Around that time, covid hit China before January and there were talks of covid around but before we even hit a lockdown- Sarah announces that the wedding is off and her and Brian are going their separate ways.. Before he left he took the new bottle of shower gel Sarah bought that daybin the eerkly shop. Sarah then heads off to Lanzarote for a week while the rest of the world prepares for lockdown but Sarah needed to revisit the scene of the engagement for the Instagram posts!
We go through a series of personality traits between the dates March 2020 and august 2020.
Single working mom, I don’t need no man.
Me and Luke, the only man I need.
Turns out you’re not broken when someone tries to fix you…
Then we go back to the days of showing a limb, a tattoo, a bunch of flowers and we are told that she is in a relationship but that is being kept private… which it was for a while.
Next thing, Brian is also in a new relationship and Sarah then introduces us to Keith. We first get to know Keith as he is heading to Turkey to get his teeth done and Sarah goes along for the €2 all day breakfast and cheap beer. We go through a series of posts with ‘him’ and ‘my world’ and ‘sometimes you have to fall apart to be put back together’ type shite. Before we know it, Luke Buckley is back to being called Luke Burke, and Sarah and Keith get covid. Keith moves in to cocoon and has yet to move out! We learn that Keith is a stepped up Daddy and that Lukey is even drawing Keith and his new teeth in his first day of baby infants.
In the past 6 months, the cockiness of Sarah has become so unbearable that she is actually becoming a parody of herself.
She is still running slimming world classes despite being up about 3 stone herself. She is saving for a mortgage to buy the house she celebrated buying in 2017, and is desperately convincing us she never said she bought that house! Turns out it’s rented!
We had a family holiday in Tenerife where we were given a blow by blow comparison on the difference between the strip of Irish bars and greasy spoons in both Canary Islands.
Turns out Keith is a homophobe, a racist and a bigot. He is also a fat shaker and has recently deleted over 3k tweets but unfortunately screen shots are forever- unlike a 2017 mortgage it would seem.
Brian and Michelle are expecting a baby and since this was announced it turns out Sarah has self diagnosed PCOS, Endometriosis & secondary infertility. Her recent hurtful and distasteful comments about sweet king and Mother’s Day are outlined below from another tattler.
Sarah has turned into a very bitter and malicious lonely woman.
Any friends we saw over the years have disappeared. Early followers will remember Sarah falling out with and calling out other slimming world accounts back in the day as she thought everyone was out to copy her.
To cover up recent call outs, Sarah has decided to inform us that they have been trying for a baby & she has been referred for secondary infertility. This is from the girl who also states she was diagnosed with PCOS over the phone by her GP when a radiologist told her during an ultrasound she had 70 ovarian cysts. There are so many parts of this that sound alarm bells. Her most recent cringe moment was the wedding of a friend of hers and Brian’s, both Sarah and Keith AND Brian & Michelle were there. We know from the threads that Sarah was drunk and singing before dinner and herself and Keith were fighting half the day. We also got to see that she is nowhere near the size she pretends she is when we saw videos from other angles. She regularly likes to down talk ‘Luke’s dad’ and will post cryptic posts about parenting and blood relatives etc. we have no doubt that this urgency to get pregnant is in a bid to compete with Brian because we all have seen Sarah roll her eyes when Luke wants her. Luke also spends a lot of time in A&E/South doc as Sarah likes to get medical attention to then use that for personal attention. She has been off grid for 3-5 days this week since her call out regarding Mother’s Day and sweet king (below). I know I will have forgotten loads but hoping that you’ll forgive me and hope that this has been helpful!
A well put post by @sickofinstahuns which posters felt deserved to be added to the wiki.
- you may want to die of mortification after watching Sarahs infamous nodding dog/shiny collar bone tiktok
it can be viewed in attachments below
Mother's Day Jelly Bag's Salespitch
Brands that have continued to use Sarah as #BA or #gifted her items even after her tone deaf stories using women's tragedies to sell them sweets*
Dylan Oaks ( how lucky to have another friend of Sarah winning the prize!)
Fusion Hair Salan ( her sisters)
*how disgusting to have a #ba who would use an example such as that to sell some sweets, and then to compound it with that email. They should be shamed to be associated with her.
heres are the Brands that Sarah has stated know her and continue to work with her even though they know about Keith tweets and Sarahs lack of comment on them, only to call the people who are disturbed by his disgusting tweets trolls.
Brands that ignore casual Racism, Homophobia, Fat Shaming and Misogyny
Fusion Hair Salon ( her sisters)
Dylan Oaks**Also Littlesmith sell fab chains for anyone looking for an alternative.
Sweetness Hair and Beauty ( also salon owner Chrissy)
King Hair ( also brand owner Samantha)
* Disclaimer- there is no suggestion that these brands agree with Keith and his views but by continuing to work with or gift items to Sarah who has made it clear that she supports Keith, they are ignoring this bigotry
I am not including LoveCherish in the above lists because it was for charity,
Brands that have taken a stand against the disgusting views that Sarah supports and tone deaf #ads to sell sweets and stopped working with her*
Sweet King ( t.b.c)
* these are brands who should be supported. Sarah is not the only InstaHun available to brands so there is no excuse for the brands that continue to use her
Sarah's partner Keith's Tweets.