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Disneylifeonly
VIP Member
Ottilie is actually a French name but I think you'll all laugh at what it means
To be rich or prosperous
Fitting
To be rich or prosperous
Fitting
Can I say something.........
can we avoid arguments about
can we avoid arguments about
- breastfeeding
- breastfeeding
- c section vrs vajoojoo birth
- sunroof vrs boot
- focus on the god forsaken bow.
jackolantern
VIP Member
Plz no to everyone’s birth stories, with the utmost of respect I don’t give a flying fook I’m just here to rip Zoe’s life choices x 
Wtf are their fans on???
Let's not do this. A c section is still major surgery, if she planned it or not doesn't matter.
coconochanel
VIP Member
I think they should be a law where no one can upload/ make baby accounts etc if its not your child.
Chilli pepper 19
VIP Member
Only a tory would choose a name meaning prosperous but their daughter is gorgeous and glad she's here safely and we can finally avoid the relentless bump pictures.
No what's the betting on Poppy already frying Zoe's placenta for her tea?
No what's the betting on Poppy already frying Zoe's placenta for her tea?
mayflower95
Active member
He’s not joking!
Christ. People are really nitpicking today. I know people in real life, not influencers, who dress their baby in nice clothes from day one. Lol.I really don’t like the fact they tried to dress her up for instagram so early on… Look at that colour palette & everything… I mean if that’s only their first baby post, I don’t want to see what’s coming. I bet they had already arranged her first little shoot, and then took care of everything else. Also I really dislike the name Rue. Not a big fan of her first name either.
We wish Ottilie the best though!
Snackella
Chatty Member
I love the minty green color, but holy hell that wallpaper is a mess. The way they've laid out the furniture also doesn't make any sense. Having the bookshelves right above the changing table?
I know not everyone has the same vision of how they want to parent, but I watched Jessica and Claudia's nursery tour and it's so clear that they have such a strong vision of how they want to parent. Zoe and Alfie have no fucking clue and it shows. I would have at least expected them to read a few books before the baby is born, but it sincerely doesn't seem like they've done ANY research apart from buying cute clothes, tidying the basement and doing up a room
What the actual fuck is this?
I know not everyone has the same vision of how they want to parent, but I watched Jessica and Claudia's nursery tour and it's so clear that they have such a strong vision of how they want to parent. Zoe and Alfie have no fucking clue and it shows. I would have at least expected them to read a few books before the baby is born, but it sincerely doesn't seem like they've done ANY research apart from buying cute clothes, tidying the basement and doing up a room
What the actual fuck is this?
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About 12 days ago, Ottillie was your first guess. Fucking brilliant! Go play the lottery, hun
Or, come clean…you’ve got inside information, right?!?Sammmmm.xo
Chatty Member
Not all planned c sections are because you are ‘too posh to push’. A csection delivery is just as important as a vaginal one. It makes no difference how a baby arrives. Stop being so rude and shallowed minded.
The fact they said “bloody BLM” tells me everything i need to know tbh
Tigertheboxerdog
Well-known member
She looks most like Sean… that’s suspicious