Zoe Hague

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I’m pretty much convinced that she’s a lazy sloth who eats a lot of rubbish but has found a niche to market herself as the furthest thing from her sister…plus she’s married to a sergeant major fit man and follows him around trying to impress him cos she doesn’t have the “face card” to rely on 😂

How does that Zoe workout all the time and still look average ..explain
 
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How does that Zoe workout all the time and still look average ..explain
To be fair to her, i also train 6 times per week (i do more weight training and running though - not hyrox and marathons etc) and i also look pretty “average”.

I don’t think people realise what WORK it takes when you see girls with these abs and massive glutes etc

It is predominantly down to your diet most of the time if i ate a lot more whole foods and took my protein seriously id look a hell of a lot better than i do, but i just dont enjoy eating like that.

Also if you look, Zoe’s figure is a very stereotypical “cross fit” look. Which she did used to dabble in before Hyrox. The type of training she does will give you her kid of straight physique, she doesn’t engage in a lot of purely weight based sessions at all which is why she doesn’t have the typical gym girl build of big glutes, ripped back etc
 
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Most gym influencers are on steroids / tablets to keep them in shape all year round.
I think Zoe has her faults but she’s more refreshing to see then most lying about how they stay so lean.
 
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To be fair to her, i also train 6 times per week (i do more weight training and running though - not hyrox and marathons etc) and i also look pretty “average”.

I don’t think people realise what WORK it takes when you see girls with these abs and massive glutes etc

It is predominantly down to your diet most of the time if i ate a lot more whole foods and took my protein seriously id look a hell of a lot better than i do, but i just dont enjoy eating like that.

Also if you look, Zoe’s figure is a very stereotypical “cross fit” look. Which she did used to dabble in before Hyrox. The type of training she does will give you her kid of straight physique, she doesn’t engage in a lot of purely weight based sessions at all which is why she doesn’t have the typical gym girl build of big glutes, ripped back etc
My take is all these insta gym girls who ‘look like they work out’, ALWAYS come out years later saying they had an eating disorder/real toxic relationship with exercise and food.
 
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My take is all these insta gym girls who ‘look like they work out’, ALWAYS come out years later saying they had an eating disorder/real toxic relationship with exercise and food.
Zoe has this anyway though without the gym bod
 
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zoes running form makes me confused so much it obviously works for her since shes not a bad runner and does plenty of it but it looks like shes shuffling along in pain, she runs how ive ran before at the end of some races when ive got nothing left to give 🤣
 
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If she loved exercise & organising things to do with it this much then she would have promoted during her time in the army when she was doing PT lessons and planning them, it was literally her job. This is all to impress action man who loves the army that much he got married in his uniform yet leaves the year after 😩😂
 
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plus she’s married to a sergeant major fit man and follows him around trying to impress him cos she doesn’t have the “face card” to rely on 😂
I think we’re being too generous saying he’s a Sergeant Major, we’re talking 20+ years in the army to reach that rank which is no mean feat.
Yes is super fit but he PT instructor in the army so it’s his job to basically work out. I agree about zoe and the face card 😄 she’s got to keep that man somehow lol
 
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Her latest vlog of them in Hyrox had the weirdly depressing vibe to it. As usual she kept saying how often how much she looooves hyrox/racing and I felt like she was trying to convince herself. Danny gives off the impression he puts everything else (job/hyrox) above his relationship. They were meant to be going on a nice date night and Danny cancelled to do another hyrox race. Given the fact they’re long distance as well I just thought that was crappy.
 
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Yes is super fit but he PT instructor in the army so it’s his job to basically work out. I agree about zoe and the face card 😄 she’s got to keep that man somehow lol
Zoe was a PT in the army and she barely knows what she is doing, I'd hope he's a lot better than her.
 
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Her latest vlog of them in Hyrox had the weirdly depressing vibe to it. As usual she kept saying how often how much she looooves hyrox/racing and I felt like she was trying to convince herself. Danny gives off the impression he puts everything else (job/hyrox) above his relationship. They were meant to be going on a nice date night and Danny cancelled to do another hyrox race. Given the fact they’re long distance as well I just thought that was crappy.
May this love never ever find me ❤
 
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Hyrox is her entire personality isn’t it 🙄
Yes! It’s actually pretty sad to be honest. We all have hobbies but she seems really excessive with it and a little bit addicted but in a concerning way. She does about 3-4 of them a month sometimes, plus her sessions, her running and her marathon. It’s a lot.
 
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Just watching her new video and I’m only 6 minutes in and I’m seriously finding her unbearable lately. She hasn’t done a vlog in SO long that hasn’t just been excessive working out and competitions.

I’m a gym girl myself, i run twice per week and go to the gym 3-4 times a week too. So i am also really into looking after myself and staying active. But her attitude and mentality around it is craaaaaazy 🥴
If i miss a session I miss it and it’s fine. I still eat out with friends, go drinking, take unexpected days off/rest days if i Cbfa and I still order takeaways weekly.

She knows no balance at all it’s so odd. She’s literally obsessed with working out and running and entering things. I can’t remember the last time she did a fun video just showing her doing normal things like dinners out, chilled days, seeing family, shopping etc.

I’m so bleeping bored of her smoothies, poached eggs, whinging about her runs, banging on about being ill for the 10000th time, being negative, dragging her feet to the gym, moaning about her skin, moaning about missing workouts (because she was bleeping ill btw) and just moaning about literally anything she can find to moan about.

I hope realllllly hope she reads this and just takes it as some constructive feedback. It’s a lot lately. It’s boring. It’s tiring. And it’s actually draining to watch!

If she carries this on long term she is genuinely going to lose a lot of people’s interest which is such a shame
 
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the top comment on the new video is about danny prioritising hyrox over her. it seems danny is working really hard to enter the elite space in hyrox, where he wants to be takes real commitment so maybe she feels unless shes also as obsessed she’ll be left behind? i know this is kind of a toxic mindset from me but i cant understand how she looks so average when she dedicates so much time to her health, fitness and hyrox racing. i saw her race this weekend and walking around a few times and really never looked at her a thought wow i am so inspired or motivated by you compared to how some girls look when they race and present themselves she doesnt stand out for any other reason than i know who she is because of her sister
 
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