Zoe Hague

[DimpleFace]

No one shoot me I find Danny very attractive

Yup. She’s punching massively, I think she’s incredibly unfortunate looking

 

[charb123]

I watched the vlog and when she said at the end about laryngitis the first thing Danny said was ‘you can still exercise and stuff though’ bloody hell have a day off

 

[missyt95]

I know we usually bang on about her moany self but can’t lie she looked stunning in her wedding dress. from the photos I’ve seen I’m glad she was centre of attention and molly looked…average.

 

[Burrito88]

Anyone noticed her dirty socks in the latest video? She must not have realised she’d be taking her shoes off View attachment 2709121View attachment 2709123

Isn’t that what socks are for? To protect your feet from dirt on the floor? That’s a bit petty

 

[Elle Woods]

Obvs hasn't got around to these 2 yet

That comment about having asthma and being blown away by her beauty wtf is wrong with people.

 

[Aliyahhh]

So she flies a girl she’s been friends with for about a year on a private jet to a luxury ski resort for a fucking random birthday but it’s her SISTERS HEN DO and she’s got her on a Ryanair flight to Ibiza

 

[andre3000]

he posted this on his story this morning so clearly he sees it as a joke. zoe’s first marathon aswell so shouldn’t danny be supporting her

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Aka Molly-Mae’s older sister

Congrats babe, you can now read your own thread as well as Molly’s xxx

 

[andre3000]

so Danny is doing hyrox in barcelona on the weekend of zoe’s marathon and birthday? i honestly feel sad for zoe, she needs to take him off the pedestal and realise her husband is a narcissist

 

[Janeseller]

Just watched her most recent vlog - cannot get over her and Danny slagging off some brand that she is doing work for as they keep asking for her to do amendments. Like no shit- they are paying you?!?! Really hope the brand sees it whoever they are!

 

[Sophie123456H]

As someone that’s done mixed doubles in hyrox they did it in under an hour which is actually incredibly impressive and looking at the rankings it was out of 296 for the mixed doubles pro category in Nice! I get that it’s her entire personality but maybe check the actual results next time before you make a dig! https://results.hyrox.com/season-6/?page=11&event=HDP_JGDMS4JI551&pid=list&pidp=ranking_nav&ranking=time_finish_netto&search[sex]=X&search[age_class]=%&search[nation]=%

Hi Zoe

 

[bumblebee365]

Get the impression Danny’s very strict with his diet - when she made him eggs on toast he was insistent on no butter and when they go to the coffee shop she gets a coffee and a brownie and he’s drinking an americano (least calories) and she says she’s trying to make herself like black coffee … must be exhausting to live with someone whose life revolves so much around the gym and healthy eating lmao she clearly doesn’t like it but puts on an act for “her darling”

 

[Rebby123]

I can't watch her vlogs anymore she's too ugly

Wow people get knocked for photoshoppong and tell Molly Mae to be real but when peolke don't edit themselves they get knocked for it. At least she hasn't got the most tiny nose like every other influencer

 

[alwaystiredasheck]

Look guys I’m judgy as shit (check my comments lol) but if I was making enough money to sustain myself just posting videos of me going to the gym I’d fuckin quit my 9-5 too so him quitting the army isn’t something I’m gonna slag off (for once)

 

[eeeecccc]

What gets me with her is how she looks down on other influencers, ones who are actually self made and not riding their sister's coat tails. In one of her vlogs she was sat making fun at of influencers trying to get content outside of a cafe she was in, but that's literally what her job is too? No one would be interested in attending her run clubs or seeing her at Hyrox if she wasn't Molly's sister.

 

[Susspicious]

I used to like her a lot. My partner and I go hiking and stuff like that so found her and Zoe quite similar to us. But this whole “CHAOS”, “HECTIC”, “I’m SO busy!”, and worst of all - “I’m SO STRESSED!” (when she has basically nothing going on) personality is tiring and it’s clear she’s just copying Molly which is so boring.

 

[DreamyGal]

Actually unpopular opinion, but I think it's healthy to see someone with her body. Not everybody who works out has big muscles or a big bum. It's refreshing to see someone just work out and not have an instagram body. There are lots of girls in my high-end gym that look just like her. There is nothing wrong with her body. Despite the amount she works out. She just functional fitness. She's not exactly someone who is lifting a lot of weights like I don't know say hanna oeberg or Krissy cela. Her body is perfectly okay.

 

[Wavylines]

I can't watch her vlogs anymore she's too ugly

Zoe reading this comment

 

[Aliyahhh]

Hope she sits on someone else’s face whilst he’s away preferably another hyroxer with a better PB than Danny I’m not even sorry i mean every word

 

[Aliyahhh]

It’ll be her wedding day morning and she’ll be out on a “40 minute easy run and 75 wall balls” before she gets ready. And she’ll still post a insta story fucking MOANING about it “wasn’t my best run, couldn’t be bothered doing the wall balls, didn’t perform great, I don’t think I suit my wedding dress” YADA YADA YADA