Zoe Hague

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I’m literally training for Hyrox and her schedule is a fuckery I would NEVER do this it’s utterly ridiculous

Completely understand morning jog/ evening weights on the same day but not EVERY SINGLE DAY and 4 sessions in one day????? WHO is training this woman she has a problem
Absolutely, and I'm sure if you had injured or had a sore arm you would more than likely rest it for a few days and do something else.

Allegedly she has got PT qualifications from army, but she seems clueless.
 
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Absolutely, and I'm sure if you had injured or had a sore arm you would more than likely rest it for a few days and do something else.

Allegedly she has got PT qualifications from army, but she seems clueless.
I’m sure when she made the ‘why I left the army’ video she said her friends were upranking and she felt like she wasn’t making progress and getting promoted or something along the lines of that??

At the time I felt sorry for her because obv the army is a tough job but now I see her excercise online it’s clear that she was just tit at being a PT if this is what she’s doing to herself. No nutrition or training knowledge whatsoever I’m not surprised she was overlooked for promotion!

Or have I just made that whole section of the video up in my head 😂
 
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I’m sure when she made the ‘why I left the army’ video she said her friends were upranking and she felt like she wasn’t making progress and getting promoted or something along the lines of that??

At the time I felt sorry for her because obv the army is a tough job but now I see her excercise online it’s clear that she was just tit at being a PT if this is what she’s doing to herself. No nutrition or training knowledge whatsoever I’m not surprised she was overlooked for promotion!

Or have I just made that whole section of the video up in my head 😂
No you’ve not made it up, that’s totally right and I agree, it’s clear she has no clue about fitness and nutrition! I thought that when she hired a trainer who sends her fitness plans, I was like ??? Babes was this not your entire job?
 
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She now has “zoerae” as her username so has clearly bought it off whoever had it before. Embarrassing
 
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Oh my god. 💀 could you actually be arsed to be so bothered about your Instagram username. She went for zoeellenhague on TikTok so don't get why she didn't just use that for Instagram also. I would pay good money to read the money she sent Instagram/the poor girl who had the name already. No doubt she said it was needed as she's an influencer 🥱
 
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Oh my god. 💀 could you actually be arsed to be so bothered about your Instagram username. She went for zoeellenhague on TikTok so don't get why she didn't just use that for Instagram also. I would pay good money to read the money she sent Instagram/the poor girl who had the name already. No doubt she said it was needed as she's an influencer 🥱
But who the duck is this clown named Zoe rae.
 
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The original Zoe Rae now has a few _! She only has 12 followers and no posts 🤔 doesn’t look like it’s an account that’s used at all so wonder how she contacted her 😂
 
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What is this Hyrox thing? It’s her whole personality. Is there money to be made from competing in it or is it just a compete and utter obsession?

I’m sure she’s as fit as a fiddle but to be honest her diet doesn’t seem to fit with the overall health freak lifestyle she portrays. Despite tracking everything on various apps, she doesn’t focus on eating whole foods and still seems to eat a lot of packaged crap that passes for being healthy. She’s certainly needs to up her nutrition awareness.
 
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Reported her to ASA for her recent stories. Clearly a paid trip especially considering she’s on a photo shoot at the venue also
 
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Just seen this TikTok of an influencer trying to buy her username from someone with the same name after getting married and reminded me of Zoe 🤣 Why are they so entitled??!!
 

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Danny bought Zoe a £5k Cartier bangle for the wedding. How’s he affording that 😂 and Molly got her a blue van cleef
 
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Danny bought Zoe a £5k Cartier bangle for the wedding. How’s he affording that 😂 and Molly got her a blue van cleef
Where did you see this never watch her videos and don’t want to if I don’t have to 🤣
 
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Another video, another 30 minutes of her twisting like duck! I’m too hot, it wasn’t long enough, the triathlon was chaotic, I don’t like this, I don’t want to do that, I put makeup on for no reason. SHUT UP YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE
 
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Another video, another 30 minutes of her twisting like duck! I’m too hot, it wasn’t long enough, the triathlon was chaotic, I don’t like this, I don’t want to do that, I put makeup on for no reason. SHUT UP YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE
She needs to just admit she doesn’t like exercise already!
 
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