Zoe Hague #2

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Danny has already done the typical thing where someone who works fulltime was able to upload weekly to YouTube but now he’s quit his fulltime job - he’s barely putting out 1 video every 2 weeks.

Seriously though - how long can he sustain making videos about Hyrox and exercise? His and Zoe’s vlogs are basically the exact same content especially when they go away together. Must be so awkward being like ‘oh I’ll film this bit for my vlog and you can do the next part for your vlog!!!’

Makes me cringe when you know one of them has to give the other one space to film. In the most recent video, poor Zoe is walking back to the car whilst Danny shouts “just wait there!” And she has to stand there like a lemon with 2 coffees whilst Danny continues talking and repeating the same thing over and over again.
 
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Makes me laugh how she’s constantly shilling crappy my protein gear and then constantly wears expensive Alo in her vlogs / molly maes documentary lol
 
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His venture will be something like a Myprotein collection/collab or working for Hyrox in some way. Won’t be anything groundbreaking.

Was nice to see Zoe dressed up and going out for food and drinks in her vlog and going doing something fun rather than babysitting or exercising
 
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The dramatic music at the start of Danny's new video is sending me 🤣

Edit to add: did continue watching it as couldn't find the remote, havent finished it but the i knew i would have passed the really challenging course that I failed before this time but decided I didnt want to as id met my meal ticket and wanted to focus on that!
 
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Haha so as everyone guessed he’s basically quit the army to do hyrox / influencing full time

he is completely devoid of charisma - that cringe announcement video felt like an internal monologue session trying to justify to himself why he’s sacking off the military…
 
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I would think good for him for prioritising Zoe and family life, however we all know he is leaving to pursue being an 'athlete' and she will probably see less of him.
 
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Haha in the car they were hyping up the new house as some bespoke one of a kind house but the tour shows it’s a bog standard new build in a built up estate 😂 would love to know how much they paid for it
 
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Shock… its beige 😂 not that I’m a fan of cookie cutter new builds but in a way it’s quite nice they are excited about their first house together and that it’s quite a normal house. It shows they’re still more down to earth than Molly. Maybe their influencer life isn’t paying THAT much, unless they’ve bought it outright
 
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It's good for them to get away from Molly's place. Id love to see her go back to the type of videos she had at the start...more relatable content
 
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I mean they rented for years and had low paid jobs so I get it’s an achievement to buy your own house. But hmmm yeah I did think it was going to be a lot bigger and grand. I guess they will move after baby number 1 claiming too small. I’d also like to know the price but I doubt we will know unless they disclose
 
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One of the top comments said “finally a very realistic first home” and it has 4 bathrooms😂 im too eastern european for this.
 
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In a hypocritical sense, it is a basic beige new build (nothing close to a mega mansion) however in the other sense it would have cost A LOT and considering these two are literal hyrox “YouTubers” with no major qualifications albeit army drop outs it’s crazy they can afford it
 
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In a hypocritical sense, it is a basic beige new build (nothing close to a mega mansion) however in the other sense it would have cost A LOT and considering these two are literal hyrox “YouTubers” with no major qualifications albeit army drop outs it’s crazy they can afford it
And Hyrox is the current fad, what will they move onto when that bubble bursts, their content is boring who actually watches it.

I find Hyrox a bit twattish anyway a lot of the influencers taking part are knobs. And the most twattish thing is that Hyrox allegedly stands for Hybrid Roxstar.
 
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In a hypocritical sense, it is a basic beige new build (nothing close to a mega mansion) however in the other sense it would have cost A LOT and considering these two are literal hyrox “YouTubers” with no major qualifications albeit army drop outs it’s crazy they can afford it
I mean. It’s the same with any influencer really. It’s always shocking to me that such an easy job reaps such ridiculous awards. Zoe isn’t even good at influencing and she’s still got herself a pretty nice house very young.
 
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