letsmeltthatlard
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Years ago I'd been sent home from school, and my dad wasnt in when i got back, and I was dying for a shit, absolutely dying for a shit. How could I relieve myself being locked out? There was a shed at the bottom the garden, I climbed behind it and had a shit, covered it up with newspaper
"nobody will know but me" I thought.
To my horror, about a week later my dad starts emptying the fucking shed! "What are you doing dad?" I ask... "Oh, this shed is old now and I'm taking it down before it collapses" he says.
a few hours pass and he storms in the house and rages "WHICH ONE OF YOU FILTHY FUCKING BASTARDS HAS HAD A SHIT BEHIND MY SHED!!!?"
26 years later, and he still doesnt know it was me that shit behind his shed
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To my horror, about a week later my dad starts emptying the fucking shed! "What are you doing dad?" I ask... "Oh, this shed is old now and I'm taking it down before it collapses" he says.
a few hours pass and he storms in the house and rages "WHICH ONE OF YOU FILTHY FUCKING BASTARDS HAS HAD A SHIT BEHIND MY SHED!!!?"
26 years later, and he still doesnt know it was me that shit behind his shed
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)