Are You Not Ashamed Of Yourself? Are You Not Embarrassed? This is really embarrassing!
So with all this doom and gloom going on, I thought we could all share our funny and embarrassing stories, give us all something to giggle at!
I'll start with one I have...
So a couple years ago, I went out for mad Friday. I obviously got very drunk and ended up giving the 'you up' text to an ex... anyhowww I went to see him.
He lived in a sort of shared accommodation, which wasn't a house share but more of an apartment and each floor had 3/4 bedrooms with a bathroom and then a shared living room and kitchen for those bedrooms.
He actually had his younger daughter staying to we just chatted and what not in the communal living room, she was safe and fast asleep in his bedroom. He eventually went off to bed and I stayed in the living room trying to get a taxi and I couldn't because of it being so busy, I ended up falling asleep on the sofa.
Anyway, I woke up so sudden with an urge to pee. Like I needed it there and then!!! But because the bathroom was in the bedrooms I couldn't enter (it was locked and I didn't wanna wake the daughter up) I was like wtf do I do?! It was a case of now or never.
I thought about the kitchen sink - unhygienic
Or maybe putting my arse outside the living room window, which was like floor length with a opening so it was possible, however, I was wearing a jumpsuit so it would be my tits and arse. I was panicking. I was sweating.
I spotted something in the corner of my eye, it was a Pringles tub. This was my only option.
Yes. I peed into a Pringles tub (it was half empty) I quickly bagged it up and chucked it into bin outside as soon as I left. I mean it was creative at least but yep
Please share yours!
So with all this doom and gloom going on, I thought we could all share our funny and embarrassing stories, give us all something to giggle at!
I'll start with one I have...
So a couple years ago, I went out for mad Friday. I obviously got very drunk and ended up giving the 'you up' text to an ex... anyhowww I went to see him.
He lived in a sort of shared accommodation, which wasn't a house share but more of an apartment and each floor had 3/4 bedrooms with a bathroom and then a shared living room and kitchen for those bedrooms.
He actually had his younger daughter staying to we just chatted and what not in the communal living room, she was safe and fast asleep in his bedroom. He eventually went off to bed and I stayed in the living room trying to get a taxi and I couldn't because of it being so busy, I ended up falling asleep on the sofa.
Anyway, I woke up so sudden with an urge to pee. Like I needed it there and then!!! But because the bathroom was in the bedrooms I couldn't enter (it was locked and I didn't wanna wake the daughter up) I was like wtf do I do?! It was a case of now or never.
I thought about the kitchen sink - unhygienic
Or maybe putting my arse outside the living room window, which was like floor length with a opening so it was possible, however, I was wearing a jumpsuit so it would be my tits and arse. I was panicking. I was sweating.
I spotted something in the corner of my eye, it was a Pringles tub. This was my only option.
Yes. I peed into a Pringles tub (it was half empty) I quickly bagged it up and chucked it into bin outside as soon as I left. I mean it was creative at least but yep
Please share yours!