Free Willy obviously had a strained relationship and deep resentment with his father that was never resolved before his death. So now he's adopted all his father's mannerisms, likes, and hobbies in a desperate, futile, last-ditch attempt to gain his father's love and acceptance from beyond the grave. Not ever gonna happen! Wasting your time/money on annual Route 66 trips till the end of time, and acting like you have a fake passion for Ire-lun, reubens in old diners, classic cars, watching wester-rens, etc... will NEVER bring him back and make him love you any more or any less. Time to let go of the past and move on with your own life and be your own person. If you really wanna make him proud, how about changing your rapidly declining health and poor eating decisions around for the better and not succumbing early to T2 diabeetus just like he did? You're racing him to the grave....and winning right now at the rate your going. BTW dummy, just to clarify...that's not a victory to be proud of.I was wondering what the hard on willy has for the rod run and it must be because of good ole daddy grace. He sure isn't getting huge views on the vlogs he makes. I am sure we will get the annual sitting in McDonald's parking lot, sucking off the free wifi, while we watch scooters and tourists walk by. I am sure some "friends" will stop to say hi along with the occasional "ohhh I smell skunk" or the "did ya see that dawn".
For someone who isn't going to wait around for Dolly to open the new coaster or the opening of Buc-ees, he sure will sit around to see the same old cars that show up year after year.
I think the seemingly permanent mark on her face is her attempt to give off a Cindy Crawford vibe. It is sure working for me.You can always tell when Will starts to lose interest at the ol' Rod Run when instead of reading the signs in the car windows, he can't even be bothered to do that bare minimum - so cue the music as he pans over various automobiles.
And at first, I thought Dawn was transitioning to Dora the Explorer, with the pink shirts and purple backpack and the triangle hair.
After yesterday's vlog, I feel like she is going more for the cousin Diego look:
The next thread should be "Two Hobos with a Camera"So I actually just got back from a trip to the Smoky Mountains. And I have to admit, I thought a lot about Will and Dawn while I was there.
Specifically, these are the questions that came to my mind...
-There's so much to see and do here. How can they put out such boring vlogs?
-There's so much new construction/renovation going on. How can they be so bad and sharing actual Smoky Mountain news and updates?
-Sure, the area has been overtaken by schlocky, cheap, mass-appeal crap. But there are still plenty of local artisans, restauranteurs, and other people with fascinating stories and businesses. So how can they focus solely on chain restaurants, and free "backroads aventures"?
I mean, we all know the answers to these questions. It's because they're just two hobos with a camera. But after having experienced Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge up close, I actually think even LESS of these two, and I didn't think that was possible.
I mean, that's pretty much it, right?The next thread should be "Two Hobos with a Camera"
And willy has been knowen to sing King of the Road on a few occasions...so this is perfect.I mean, that's pretty much it, right?
They don't have jobs, their house is falling apart, their vehicles are falling apart, they only own five shirts between the two of them, they mooch off their "friends", and they only eat out when people give them the money to do it.
They're hobos.
The blue shirt is new and made of the most unflattering material an overweight person can wear. That silky, uv coated, quick dry material clings to every pore. The sunglasses make her look like she just had cataract surgery and that fuckiNg hat. Why doesn't he tell her the lining is hanging out? Why doesn't she check herself before getting out of the car?You can always tell when Will starts to lose interest at the ol' Rod Run when instead of reading the signs in the car windows, he can't even be bothered to do that bare minimum - so cue the music as he pans over various automobiles.
And at first, I thought Dawn was transitioning to Dora the Explorer, with the pink shirts and purple backpack and the triangle hair.
After yesterday's vlog, I feel like she is going more for the cousin Diego look:
It's not like an official car show or classic car auction. It's just a bi-annual gathering of classic car owners up and down the Pigeon Forge strip to show off their vehicles and raise hell all night tailgating back & forth from PF to GBurg. Same thing happens again for the Jeep Invasion with Jeeps and bike week for motorcycles. The convention center during these times also has vendors hocking car parts, accessories, and other junk. Traffic is a nightmare during these events, and I make it a point to never plan a trip during those weeks.I’m so confused about what the Rod Run is. Just cars parked in random parking lots??? Maybe Adventure is Out There will put out a blog and actually explain it.
LOL those cheapass oversized sunglasses do make them both look like a couple of 80 year-olds who just waddled home from cataract surgery. All they need are 2 motorized scooters or walkers with tennis ball legs to fully complete the look. That's coming soon too....they can barely walk anymore and they're under 50!The sunglasses make her look like she just had cataract surgery and that fuckiNg hat. Why doesn't he tell her the lining is hanging out? Why doesn't she check herself before getting out of the car?
That shirt shows off just how huge her stomach has gottenAnd willy has been knowen to sing King of the Road on a few occasions...so this is perfect.
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The blue shirt is new and made of the most unflattering material an overweight person can wear. That silky, uv coated, quick dry material clings to every pore. The sunglasses make her look like she just had cataract surgery and that fuckiNg hat. Why doesn't he tell her the lining is hanging out? Why doesn't she check herself before getting out of the car?
I got footage of a guy who did this...Take a drink every time he mentions his dad or call as car "she"
The good news is that those fucking dresses from last year probably don’t fit!That shirt shows off just how huge her stomach has gotten
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