Worst song lyrics?

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These lyrics from Foundations by Kate Nash annoy me everytime it comes on:

You said I must eat so many lemons
'Cause I am so bitter
I said "I'd rather be with your friends, mate
'Cause they are much fitter

I kinda love those lyrics, the song structure is pretty complex and the petty lyrics kinda emphasise how stupid things get when someone is annoying you.

My friends and I often used to jokingly sing along to Control Myself by LL Cool J and JLo. So many classic lines, but my favourite is:

Her top was short and purple
Belly dancin' in a circle

Zu zu zu zu zu zu zu zu

So ahead of its time