Winter Love Island 2023 #2

[Beanie90]

There’s cameras on them all the time right? So why year after year,do we only see them getting ready for the night, then the toast and the cheers, then the “can I pull you for a chat” “how you feeling” “ where’s your head at” chats then them washing and brushing their teeth, then night vision sleeping???? same old shit. Bring back the smoking area where we just watched natural conversations and friendships form. No wonder the viewing figures are dire. They need to do it for people age 35 up. At this point the contestants are pretty much going in on their half terms.

 

[kermucklowe]

I'm sorry but this better improve, it's as dry as my vagina........(for context I'm 51 and HIGHLY menopausal, that shits dry real dry).

 

[panini]

Controversial but I wish wearing bikinis upside down would stop being a trend.

 

[Greencatfysh]

I just miss old love island this is so formulaic. Who do you fancy, what’s your type, I just want someone who I vibe with and makes me laugh (on loop for an hour)

 

[Diagnosis123]

I wonder who that could be?

 

[Diagnosis123]

Will is "one of the girls"

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Christ almighty I've never seen Love island so windy! Them poor fake lips will suffer.

 

[GossWhore]

Shaq: something like this puts things into perspective


BOY IT WAS A RECOUPLING. YOU DIDN'T GO TO WAR

 

[Diagnosis123]

Is Olivia pulling her hair back too tightly?

 

[bananabutter]

Wondering if it is just me, but I don't think any of the girls are that pretty, and all the guys are just giving me the ick...

Literally, I’m sitting here looking like an absolute foot with a hair mask on saying to my partner “I don’t get the appeal of these girls now they’ve taken their makeup off”

 

[Jelly Bean]

Still can't get over a young man being called Ron.

 

[Greencatfysh]

I just think it’s fatally flawed now. The producers have to be totally PC and appeal to everyone from 10 years old to 70 years old. Not like the second series where they were shagging immediately. The contestants just want to be famous. The producers need to do some market research!

 

[Diagnosis123]

Tom really is "all brows and chin"

 

[JombleWomble]

I still hate seeing people sitting on communal furniture wearing thong bikinis.

 

[bubbles?99]

“It’s like you’ve been here this whole time” ermmm he has?? He came in a few hours after you did ffs

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Why don’t they show them discussing ANYTHING other than who they fancy/their type?? Do any of them just have a laugh?

and talking about how qUiRkY you are watching Harry Potter doesn’t count, lol

 

[Dove88]

I have more sex appeal than this entire villa and I'm currently in pyjama bottoms with holes in the knee, four day old hair in a bun and popcorn down my bra. So... not hot.

 

[GossWhore]

Every year people pretend not to know eachother but a little social media digging.....

 

[1181carmenta]

Oliva is coming over as someone who is trying oh so hard to be the bad bitch that we all warm to. How she could fancy the ugly toddler is beyond me. I think she wants to dump him to get air time
Farmer Will and Shaq are my faves they more like men then the bunch of ferret faced gimps

I’m gonna come right out and say it.
I don’t like Olivia

 

[Jellybb]

The word “vibe” needs to get in the fucking bin