A few months ago it was my birthday
well a few nights before I had the most god damn awful dream
donald trump climbed up into my bedroom via my window clutching a birthday cake
he put it down,sang happy birthday to me then fumbled with his zip,wanged ’his little Donald’ out and I started to give him a bj
i woke up in the coldest sweat ever-my fella pissed himself when I told him-the bastard wanted to know if I remembered if it was as orange/fake tanned as the rest of him
it was…