Inspired by the 'Totally Mundane Things That Excited You as a Child' thread - what are some silly childhood fears that you look back on as being nonsensical?
I hated the high-jump at school - I couldn't wrap my head around how to get my legs that high and was convinced I'd hurt myself so I would run up to it, then just run a circle round the whole thing and come back to the back of the line. Eventually the PE teachers gave up trying to make me jump.
I was scared of escalators when I was little because I had a book of children's poems and, in one of them, a little girl who had been messing about on an escalator got eaten at the top because she wasn't paying attention. I used to jump off when it got to the top step so that it didn't eat me as well.
I hated the high-jump at school - I couldn't wrap my head around how to get my legs that high and was convinced I'd hurt myself so I would run up to it, then just run a circle round the whole thing and come back to the back of the line. Eventually the PE teachers gave up trying to make me jump.
I was scared of escalators when I was little because I had a book of children's poems and, in one of them, a little girl who had been messing about on an escalator got eaten at the top because she wasn't paying attention. I used to jump off when it got to the top step so that it didn't eat me as well.