Well I had porridge. I now need a tit so bad but I can’t leave my seat. Squeezing my butthole so hard rn.
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Crunchy nut cornflakes and a coffee
scrambled eggs with mozarella cheese
Black pudding, eggs and soda bread.
McDonald’s breakfast!
oatmeal with biscoff
bread with pastrami and a coffee of course!
cream cheese & smoked salmon bagel
homemade cheese pie 
this again!
avo & poached egg on rye bread 
Weetabix with warm milk and a banana
Bagel with a cup of tea.
Greek yogurt with cherries, raspberries and honey
A bagel with scrambled eggs and avocado and sriracha sauce.
Greek yogurt with blueberries, honey, and a black coffee
I’m babysitting today and have just had toast & peanut butter with my grandkids.
Weetabix, banana & honey 
Toasted boiled egg sandwich and fruit and yoghurt granola