Weirdest thing that's happened at a birthday party

[birdiefly246]

I think so yes. It was a very long time ago. Late 80’s early 90’s. I just remember being told the story and thinking it was hilarious.



Im glad you said this because I’ve been pissing myself over it since I was about eight years old and felt like I was being mean, I can only imagine how random it was!

It does sound like something from a morecombe and wise sketch I won't lie

I've remembered another thing. I went to a friends sleepover at 13 and a family friend was there who was 35 with his 19 year old girlfriend oops
and they stayed the night in the spare room.

Didn't think much of it at the time but now I'm like whyyyyy were they are a 13 year olds birthday party?

 

[RedMagnolia]

It does sound like something from a morecombe and wise sketch I won't lie

I've remembered another thing. I went to a friends sleepover at 13 and a family friend was there who was 35 with his 19 year old girlfriend oops
and they stayed the night in the spare room.

Didn't think much of it at the time but now I'm like whyyyyy were they are a 13 year olds birthday party?

Ew. Nasty.

I went to a party when I was student nurse, the radiographer invited me and some fellow nursing students, it was her husband's birthday. She seemed really nice and even said we could all stay over, so no need for taxis home. Off we went in our party frocks and heels, nicely lubricated with a few glasses of wine before we arrived.

Her husband was much, much older than the rest of the guests, we were all 18 - 20. The lights were dimmed and the TV went on, and we were treated to a delightfully graphic porn film. Then we were offered the opportunity to have some fun with the birthday boy We all politely declined - much to his disgust. The rest of the evening was spent plotting how to leave - their house was in the middle of nowhere and this was pre-mobile phones (yes I am ancient). We decided we'd walk back, regardless of how long it took, and as we all left, we nearly fell over birthday boy humping one of his party guests by the bins.

I would have felt sorry for his wife, but they obviously had an open marriage. I wish she had told me at the time of the invitation exactly what sort of party it was

 

[chocolate choux]

Truth or dare turned into an all-girl orgy

 

[RedMagnolia]

Truth or dare turned into an all-girl orgy

All-girl orgy would have been preferable to servicing a chubby, sweaty, balding bloke in a Man U shirt who thought he was Johnny Depp, only better looking

 

[DoctorWho]

Truth or dare turned into an all-girl orgy

sounds fun

 

[Elisha97]

My friends family is pretty messed up, she had a 21st birthday party and in the middle of the party her step dad proposed to her mum. She was fuming and the step dad cheated literally a couple of weeks later anyway!

 

[Tintin93]

Years ago my parents went to a birthday party in a community centre/hall type of place. While they were there a couple had a row and the man stormed off somewhere, the wife well sod him, let him stew etc. About an hour or so later the man then fell through the roof and landed on the dance floor. God knows why he’d climbed onto the roof? Lucky someone wasn’t killed really.

7 am and I’m absolutely crying at this this has cheered me up, thank you!!!

 

[birdiefly246]

Ew. Nasty.

I went to a party when I was student nurse, the radiographer invited me and some fellow nursing students, it was her husband's birthday. She seemed really nice and even said we could all stay over, so no need for taxis home. Off we went in our party frocks and heels, nicely lubricated with a few glasses of wine before we arrived.

Her husband was much, much older than the rest of the guests, we were all 18 - 20. The lights were dimmed and the TV went on, and we were treated to a delightfully graphic porn film. Then we were offered the opportunity to have some fun with the birthday boy We all politely declined - much to his disgust. The rest of the evening was spent plotting how to leave - their house was in the middle of nowhere and this was pre-mobile phones (yes I am ancient). We decided we'd walk back, regardless of how long it took, and as we all left, we nearly fell over birthday boy humping one of his party guests by the bins.

I would have felt sorry for his wife, but they obviously had an open marriage. I wish she had told me at the time of the invitation exactly what sort of party it was

Omg she was basically trying to pimp you all out to her husband!

Truth or dare turned into an all-girl orgy

we’ve all been there

 

[RedMagnolia]

Omg she was basically trying to pimp you all out to her husband!

I know, I think she'd told her husband we were his birthday present. Unfortunately she neglected to tell any of us And the subtlety of the porn film, supposedly to get us all in the mood...still gives me shudders of revulsion even now!

 

[birdiefly246]

My friends family is pretty messed up, she had a 21st birthday party and in the middle of the party her step dad proposed to her mum. She was fuming and the step dad cheated literally a couple of weeks later anyway!

Geez! I can see why she was fuming tbf. Her 21st as well!

On my friend's 21st we all went clubbing and she was crying half way through the night cause her boyfriend decided to go off with his mates instead of staying with her.

We had go and find him.

 

[Juliet]

I love this thread been to a few a birthday parties as a youngster (I’m talking 12/13) where we were literally left to run riot through the streets. The parents literally didn’t give a tit! One girls birthday I was 12 and we went to her house for a sleepover. I have no idea where her mum was but we were still outside messing about at 4am. This was July so it was practically daylight and we got stopped by the police. They were probably like why the duck are 10 twelve year olds skipping down the main road?

 

[birdiefly246]

I love this thread been to a few a birthday parties as a youngster (I’m talking 12/13) where we were literally left to run riot through the streets. The parents literally didn’t give a tit! One girls birthday I was 12 and we went to her house for a sleepover. I have no idea where her mum was but we were still outside messing about at 4am. This was July so it was practically daylight and we got stopped by the police. They were probably like why the duck are 10 twelve year olds skipping down the main road?

I had a similar experience. My dad walked past on his way to the pub and lost his mind when he saw us roaming the streets in the rain at like 9 in the night.

The girl who's birthday it was like "why would you tell your dad it makes my parents look bad?"

I was stood there like I've got bad news for you hun he saw us and your parents are bad.

 

[Blackbird]

I imagine I'm the weird story people recount from birthday parties.

Being coeliac, I have to be very careful what I eat and what I eat from (cross-contamination is a thing), and find it far easier to take my own food, plate, glass and utensils (I always make sure there's plenty of food to share with others though - I'm not mean about it). I always tell the host beforehand and say to them it might be easier if I don't come as I don't want to offend anyone (friends and family are very understanding of the situation), but I still get weird looks from other attendees. Sometimes an explanation suffices; other times they just look at me in sheer disbelief.

I much prefer to stay home nowadays for this reason. The only time I feel I can really relax is when I host the coeliac group catch-up at my house and know that everything is completely safe.

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Not my story, but heard firsthand ... a lady I know accompanied her six year old to a party at a very flash house. They didn't know the people so well; the kid was quite new at their school. The house was absolutely gorgeous and in show home condition because - you guessed it, it was a show home. Sneaky woman worked as a cleaner for the show home company and didn't want to mess up her own house or hire a hall or something, so used her work premises. The white carpet got tomato sauce all over it and damage was caused to one of the glass balustrades ... it would've been interesting hearing her try to explain that.