Long time since I've been here (well, on previous threads).
Still keeping going and even if I can't see it (and Mr D, ever the observant one, is completely oblivious to such matters), it is working. My not fitting work stuff is fitting or too big.
However, I do have a new additional target in mind now.
I've been offered a huge promotion that carries a fucking massive pay rise. And a (financially compensated for) expectation of dress several price points above elasticated waist trousers costing under a tenner on Amazon teamed with a polyester blouse from Primark. M&S isn't going to cut it with this (as they described it) 'high profile position'.
So I'm going to have to get into the size ranges for higher end workwear. I think that means Hobbs and LK Bennett.
I'm thinking that size 16 is my best case scenario in the time before the job starts (20 weeks - these things take time in my sector). Which I think is about 3 stone away (Would probably help if I had some scales, wouldn't it?). Which is theoretically doable if I can keep this up strategically ignoring the last 48 hours of eating shite and two roast dinners and get off my arse more frequently.
Plan:
1. 2lb a week on average. Needs a deficit of 7000 a week. Don't like VLCD/Fast 800/crash diets/fainting. Or EDs coming back after all these years. So CICO.
2. Increase TDEE through exercise/increasing muscle mass. FitBit claims I burn 2500-3000 at present. Could probably manage an hour of exercise every other day including some resistance/weights work once or twice a week. Gym membership is on the list for a start. I have missed it so much!
3. Keep to meal replacement drink for breakfast 5 days a week. I like it, I don't feel sick at the thought of them like I do with solid food in the mornings and I'm not at the point of collapse/fainting by lunchtime (which completely rules out intermittent fasting) if I have them.
4. Eat back exercise calories when I feel I need to. Increasing protein and vegetables helps, plus the occasional 'fuck it' day to keep me sane and reasonable around food and Mr D.
5. Lots of core strength. That huge blob of lard sitting on the front of my body needs as much help as it can get. Yes, there will be loose skin. But as long as the loose skin can be flattened out a bit to keep me in the stupidly expensive clothing I'm going to be buying, nobody else is going to be seeing it, are they?
6. Joint protection, tendon protection, ligament protection. No point going full out and then damaging myself.
7. Have a word with Mr D. He takes on most of the catering here, but largely relies upon carbs. He is also less than confident planning and cooking a bit shit at thinking for himself if it doesn't come in a packet with explicit instructions.
I can do this, right? There are literally thousands of pounds there for the taking - if I can get to the point of being able to fulfil the 'presentation standards expected when representing xxxx with dignitaries, patrons and other dignitaries', that is.
Yeah, there's probably a case for who do they think they are expecting this of me? Except they aren't telling me to lose weight, they'd be fine if I could get clothing of the required quality and standard in larger sizes. And who they are are people who are prepared to more than double my current salary if I do this. So I'm OK with it.
I just have to do it. EEEEKKKKK!