Tbh you would have thought because of how much she’s said about her own dad dying when she was young and how much it’s affected her that she would want her baby’s dad to be involved as much as possible and for them to have a close relationship.
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Her whole family must be as bad as eachother tbh she said family puts her in a good mood and other people annoy her and she wishes she could get ‘abolish’ them or something like that
Maybe she’s just stupid and doesn’t know any better but she’s so up her own hole that I don’t think she would listen to anyone else
The birthday game 🫠 wtaf
I’d say she’s defo not gone to therapy or counselling or actually address how much it has affected her, she doesn’t seem very self aware or switched on tbh. I always say she reminds me of a young teenager
🫣🫣🫣 the wee girl actually hasn’t a clue. I’m sure the child would of much preferred soft play or even staying home playing with her toys rather than strapped in her pram getting pushed about town
All for people to think she's the bees knees as a mum ffs! That breakfast was appalling, the game just ridiculous and why does the wee one look like she's no toys?
Couldn’t tell if that was a dig at stories dad because she let him see her for a bit todayHer whole family must be as bad as eachother tbh she said family puts her in a good mood and other people annoy her and she wishes she could get ‘abolish’ them or something like that
Maybe she’s just stupid and doesn’t know any better but she’s so up her own hole that I don’t think she would listen to anyone else
For someone who is a teacher, she has absolutely no idea where children should be at developmentally.
it’s like it hasn’t even occurred to her that Storie should be walking or playing peek-a-boo. She should be able to identify animals and people and consistently point and wave goodbye.
I know they’re having a christening on Sunday but why did they not have a little family party for her?
I don’t understand. It’s like Lauryn wants her all for herself - until she has an event to go to!
it’s like it hasn’t even occurred to her that Storie should be walking or playing peek-a-boo. She should be able to identify animals and people and consistently point and wave goodbye.
I know they’re having a christening on Sunday but why did they not have a little family party for her?
I don’t understand. It’s like Lauryn wants her all for herself - until she has an event to go to!
Not suitable for a one year old whatsoever but in Lauryns words.. HARRR CUTEEE 
She seems the sort who can't be told or take advice. I imagine if her mummy or auntie said why don't you bring her to soft play for an hour for her birthday she wouldn't listen because Storie will be doing what Lauryn wants her to do #makingmemories
She appeared to be going round the town on her own with Storie today. If I was a single mum and it was my baby's first birthday I know that my mum or sister or even a friend would book the day off work to spent it with us. Probably more so that I wouldn't feel that I was on my own. I know it's OK to want to spend time with your child on your own but she implies that her family are so close yet she appears to be on her own a lot. I think it's because Lauryn's an absolute nightmare and even her family can see it.
Her sisters are all younger than her, why are they not always at her house? I know if my big sister had her own house when I was a teenager I'd have been there all the time. I think her mum made sure she got her that house so that she wasn't stuck listening to her. You never see anyone at the house, although I know she will say she only posts snippets of her day.
She appeared to be going round the town on her own with Storie today. If I was a single mum and it was my baby's first birthday I know that my mum or sister or even a friend would book the day off work to spent it with us. Probably more so that I wouldn't feel that I was on my own. I know it's OK to want to spend time with your child on your own but she implies that her family are so close yet she appears to be on her own a lot. I think it's because Lauryn's an absolute nightmare and even her family can see it.
Her sisters are all younger than her, why are they not always at her house? I know if my big sister had her own house when I was a teenager I'd have been there all the time. I think her mum made sure she got her that house so that she wasn't stuck listening to her. You never see anyone at the house, although I know she will say she only posts snippets of her day.
I honestly think she wants it to be all about her. Zoe seemed to be at the house helping her get the stuff ready. There didn’t seem to be anyone there today.
I honestly don’t think she’s as close to her mum as she pretends. She seems closer to Frankie.
Didn’t she say she was 13 when her dad died but what age is Daisy? I heard her say she was in her nanny’s the night he died, so I’m assuming they must have lived with their nanny at times when her mum had the younger kids?
I do feel kind of sorry for her. She talks about her dad a lot. It must have been confusing for her to lose him like she did when she was so young.
I was surprised when she moved into the house before Christmas last year. I remember she said Storie had been sick and the house must have been cold and damp for the first few weeks until it dried out. I thought it was odd she moved in with no cooker or fridge or anything more than a bed really. The settee is clearly the one she had in the flat with the boyfriend.
I don’t know whether she just can’t be told or wait for anything.
It could be such a lovely wee house but I don’t understand why they live upstairs. Surely getting the living room sorted out was a priority? She’s paid all that money for shutters instead of painting the living room walls and getting something to set the TV the on. It’s been nearly a year!
She bought her a Louis Vuitton handbag and is taking her to New York and Florida but there’s no furniture downstairs. Make it make sense?
Probably wasn’t allowed hoops in crèche or the child was taking them out
Which any sensible person would preempt, but not lauryn
I dunno why you would put them on a cjuld anyway. They could easily be ripped out by another child while playing, would be so painful.
I think she just took Storie to build-a-bear purely for a video 🫠 It’s a nice idea I suppose but defo too young to enjoy a day out making a teddy, I’m sure it was very loud around Victoria Square - stressful for a baby. If you want to get a build-a-bear for the memories I’m sure she could have went and done it herself without dragging the baby down. I’d also say 2/3/4 is the age to start getting build-a-bears
Dragging your baby round town in the pram is no way to spend their birthday, maybe if she was 12 she’d want a day out in town for her birthday. My ma always dragged me round town (when I was 5/6 prob younger) and I didn’t enjoy it. I just remember the smells being gross. Then fast forward to being like 12 and a day out in town was the coolest thing going. She just wants Storie to grow up and be a 16 year old single ma like tomorrow
I agree I think if she was really as close with her mummy etc that they would be plastered all over social media, as that is clearly her priority - impressing her 14 year old followers and seeming like she has it all 🥱
In my opinion she shouldn’t even be in a housing executive house if she can clearly afford to waste so much money and buy 1 year olds Louis Vuitton for their “16th birthday”. She should private rent somewhere that comes furnished since hers is so loaded and hers is too busy to buy furniture!
I don’t think all her sisters have the same daddy or maybe not the same mummy. Don’t think the parents were together when he died. This is just what I am guessing tho I am not sure what the craic is. I don’t want to speculate but I’ve always guessed there was ties to the ra there.
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It’s so hard to get a teaching job nowadays in NI I would say she has no chance at it. Schools would take one look at her social media and wouldn’t even invite her for interviewFor someone who is a teacher, she has absolutely no idea where children should be at developmentally.
it’s like it hasn’t even occurred to her that Storie should be walking or playing peek-a-boo. She should be able to identify animals and people and consistently point and wave goodbye.
I know they’re having a christening on Sunday but why did they not have a little family party for her?
I don’t understand. It’s like Lauryn wants her all for herself - until she has an event to go to!