Wee belfast chick

[Hellodolly26]

Share with the group lol we’ll defend u lol

Well if I were to comment on her post I'd tell her... Lauryn no harm but you need to wind your neck in, you're about as relatable to 1,000 paper cuts you absolute bore beg. You treat your daughter like a prop ffs! You put her in the most horrendous clothes I've ever witnessed.

There are single mums out there doing a much better job with less than you have. They don't need to go overboard with pathetic made-up stuff like a 6 month birthday and are far more natural with their little ones than you!! Who don't need to go to extremes to prove to themselves that they're a good mummy ffs!

Go humble yourself, you self absorbed mill beg. Also, stop wearing that stupid head scarf and cut your ratty hair. And get a fucking dress sense because you look ridiculous wearing whatever the fuck you want.

 

[hol20x]

Hey girls, it's actually not illegal to gossip about someone just fyi and if you're here then you're reading everything and that makes you obsessed too xx

 

[Hellodolly26]

The Easter set up for the 6 month old baby Can't stress this enough, wise tf up

Oh my God. Why does she think the child will remember this? Does she not realise the child won't be interested ffs, she's 6 months old give them a spoon and they're happy. Always trying to be a pick me!! Also what about the other single mums out there who maybe can't afford to buy their 6 month old a wee milky bar egg because they need to use their last £2 to buy a loaf to feed themselves and wee one... we all know Storie is on a toast journey.

Lauryn you need fucking humbled wee girl.

 

[Gee_whip]

So now hinting the ex was sectarian.. but good enough to have a baby with

She’s so immature, just a wee girl playing mummy x

 

[Instaxo1]

All the comments telling her she's the best mummy ever because of it

hers a spoilt wee girl. hers knows right well that the easter bunny is coming tonight because hers so wise!

 

[Twistedpants]

I think it's very obvious she has a nasty strike. She just has mean girl vibes and from what she shows on social media, the whole family are the same.

 

[Twistedpants]

I don't doubt she loves Storie but she hasn't a clue what to do with her. She thinks the sign of a good parent is providing 'stuff' for your kid. She thinks it's OK for Storie to eat ready meals and chocolate bars because she eats them and she's skinny so Storie will be skinny too. When really she is setting her up very early in life with very bad eating habits. I know everyone doesn't always feed their kids the best of foods all the time but I don't know any mummy who hasn't googled what to feed their baby when weaning starts. Lauryn just doesn't seem interested in that side of parenting. She just wants to style her hair and match her clothes.

Even the whole living every minute in the bedroom when they're at home is strange. It's like she's still a teen living at home. Maybe because she has younger siblings she liked bringing them to her room and dressing them up, playing house, and it gave her mummy a break. But she's the parent this time and she hasn't developed into the parent she's still just playing house.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

The Easter set up for the 6 month old baby Can't stress this enough, wise tf up

 

[ChickenPorridge]

See the child waving that pointy ended comb about 1mm from her wee eyes my nerves were wrecked. Mad that she claims to be really overdramatic and anxious about the baby's health but will happily put choking hazards on her head and let her play with pointy objects make it make sense

 

[lorballs]

Hers a teacher ya know

 

[Cgr99]

That poor child with her 2 hairs trailed up into bobbles again hers has no hair left

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Telling the child off for pulling the ribbon on the big tacky basket all for you Storie girl but you're not allowed to touch it til ma gets her content made xxx

 

[Cgr99]

She’s glorifying fitting into kids clothes which is just ridiculous. I truly feel sorry for any new mums out there watching her videos and putting pressure on themselves

 

[Justherefortittle]

Wonder is wee storie girl getting a break from the big bows strapped to her head and crawling on concrete

Hers loves hers wee bows so hers does. Hers bes asking hers mummy, as soon as hers opens hers wee eyes, to get the camera and hers bows out.

Coz wee Storie girl loves hers mummy’s camera and her bows and hers posing.
Hers has no time or energy to be crawling around on hers mummy’s concrete floors.

Hers is a big girl now and hers just wants to sit in hers wee stupid chair and not dirty hers wee knees.

Coz hers needs to show off hers wee legs in hers dresses, hers mummy loves hers so much and buys hers loads of hers dresses.

 

[lilmissmel1310]

Wish to fuck she would clean her hair as often as she stands and cleans her empty work tops hair is greased to her head and swinging about like rats tails but as long as the concrete kitchen is clean

also taking a 6 month old to the cinema???? At this point I’m blaming the people around her for enabling her to be as deluded and self obsessed as she is. My ma would give me a shake and tell me to wise the fuck up. Scroll through her content and try and find a photo of the child anywhere other than her bedroom. They don’t seem to leave the house and when they do it’s for something to suit Lauryn. Literally never seen her take that child to a soft play, the park, the beach?? Do people genuinely think she’s a good mum?? Cause from where I’m standing I haven’t seen her do a single thing for the childs benefit, and nothing that hasn’t resulted in the child being used as a cute accessory, a weapon against the da or a prop for her tiktoks???

 

[influnzerhun]

See shs is gonna build her own house thats where she sees herself in the next 5 years love the confidence like after taking a council house

 

[martha82]

And she’s supposed to be a qualified teacher?
iPad for a baby is insane.
The pony tail on 6 strands of the wee babies hair is insane.
The earrings on a baby are insane.
The food she is feeding her is insane - a Milky Way crispy rolls bar the other day?
what a clueless wee girl, you would think her mother would know better too!

 

[hol20x]

how do they know everything your saying without being on everyday catching up with it all?

Exactly and only members can view my profile to see my posts so they're obviously members themselves.

 

[Chickentikka]

Is it a ‘white party’ they’re having or Roman emperor fancy dress?

 

[Melter22]

I don't get how she has the following she has when every daily post is the exact same shite. Hers meditating, hers sterilising bottles, spraying her worktops, hers dressing her baby in a continuous flow of brand new clothes! Was she not on some new content kick there not long ago?
We could all do that but some of us have actual jobs to go to! oh but hers on maternity leave.. from where? I seen it mentioned the shops were all closed and I'm near sure the website is closed down too!
What happened to that teaching job she was going to? That lasted long didn't it!

And what about Storie Beag, the online clothing baby clothing range she was doing? Showed us a few tacky, gypsy outfits then never mentioned again!