Imagine being stuck 1 on 1 with her for like 2 hours. Wee girl talks like a washing machineI think the girl she goes to does Deirbhile Kelly’s nails and while they are extreme they look great. I’m convinced the nail girl can’t stand to see Lauryn coming hence the rushed job can’t blame her really
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Yea, I’ve never got the impression that the nail girl likes her very much - either that or she’s not a very nice person either lolI think the girl she goes to does Deirbhile Kelly’s nails and while they are extreme they look great. I’m convinced the nail girl can’t stand to see Lauryn coming hence the rushed job can’t blame her really
She’s trying to confine her to the ball pit! Someone commented she needs to get a stair gate and let her explore and that’s exactly what she needs to do.
She can’t confine her to one space so make it safe for her to move around! Good grief!!
How the hell does Storie know what “ah, ah” means. Lauryn, you have to teach her! Remove her and clearly say no when she’s doing something you don’t want her to do.
Don’t say “ah, ah” when she doesn’t want to be in the ball pit. For her development, she needs to move and walk!!
She’s a baby not a pet hamster!!
She can’t confine her to one space so make it safe for her to move around! Good grief!!
How the hell does Storie know what “ah, ah” means. Lauryn, you have to teach her! Remove her and clearly say no when she’s doing something you don’t want her to do.
Don’t say “ah, ah” when she doesn’t want to be in the ball pit. For her development, she needs to move and walk!!
She’s a baby not a pet hamster!!
The child crawling about musgrave, sorry no 
Are ‘christening sweets’ even a thing ? Why is she getting popping candy and a gumball machine… surely Storie couldn’t touch neither ?The child crawling about musgrave, sorry no
She defo got that ball pit for something to stick the child in and keep outta the way when she’s making tiktoks /tiktaks . Prob be doing her hair in it soon
Why buy this sugary crap for a 1 year olds christening… I’m convinced she’s a 12 year old stuck in a woman’s body at this stage
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She’s holding the child back so much. Shes literally a doll to her, she loves dressing her up and planning parties for her but can’t be arsed to have to actually parent her. That’s what you signed up for Lauren when you found out you were pregnant.
I think once she found out she was pregnant with Storie, nothing else ever mattered. Not the boyfriend and not really Storie.
The baby meant content and that’s all that matters.
Shes been on two holidays and another one to come.
The wee house she is so lucky to have is lovely for just the two of them. If she didn’t waste money, she could have it so cosy for both of them.
Nothing is designed for a 1 year one old. Who gives a 1 yr old a Louis Vuitton bag? What’s that even about? So many fantastic gifts she could have that are suited to her age.
Does she ever take her swimming? To any baby classes? Like what goes on?
The birthday and the Christening - none of it’s for Storie. It’s so sad
The baby meant content and that’s all that matters.
Shes been on two holidays and another one to come.
The wee house she is so lucky to have is lovely for just the two of them. If she didn’t waste money, she could have it so cosy for both of them.
Nothing is designed for a 1 year one old. Who gives a 1 yr old a Louis Vuitton bag? What’s that even about? So many fantastic gifts she could have that are suited to her age.
Does she ever take her swimming? To any baby classes? Like what goes on?
The birthday and the Christening - none of it’s for Storie. It’s so sad
Then she’ll be self-diagnosing Storie with ADHD/Autism and then say “Storie can’t get a place in school cause of her additional needs” . Can honestly envision what way she’s gona get on. I’ve ADHD myself (medically diagnosed obvs) and I always see ones saying their kid has it or autism when they have just been half-assed parents. She should just put the phone down and be a proper mother.
Loves showing off that she goes to Marks & Spencer lol as if it’s actually much different than Tesco n Sainsburys … she’s defo raging at the comments saying go to Tesco lol hers is too good for tescos nai she’s made a few quid on tiktak
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Imagine ones being in M&S and hearing her shouting the place down making TikToks, how can you get on like that when you’re out with your child in the pram. She really thinks she’s something special
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I'm going to town tomorrow so maybe I'll spot them out celebrating Storie's birthday. I'm sure she can't wait to be dragged round Next and Primark
i feel sorry for him tbh, she sounds like she’d be a nightmare. No wonder they broke up.
I would imagine it would actually be quite torturous, I’ve said before I do worry for his mental health and I really do. She’s always been a wee immature millie but this baby has really brought it out the most in her.
Having a baby is usually a reality check and motivation to sort your lives out like an adult… for Lauryn it’s just been a prop for content.
She must have literally duck all else to post cause why actually you going and buying sweets for storie’s christening TWICE lmao. Who actually watches this tit to enjoy 🫣
100% she’s definitely the type to say he can have storie on a certain day and when that day comes she cancels on him. Like someone said she’s 27 not 18 you could maybe excuse half the behaviour if she was a teenage parent but she was a fully grown woman having storie.