Wee belfast chick

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Anything so she thinks she looks good as mummy. Someone needs to tell her that buying material rit does not make you a good mummy, nor having her wee hair trailed out of her makes her look like she's dressed as "a new pin" ffs! Being a present mum and aware of your child's needs makes you a good mum and she is neither.

No point commenting as she's those comments filtered to duck. The wee Belfast fool was definitely a wee school bully at school and hasn't changed. You're un your late 20's Lauryn so grow the duck up you self-absorbed, entitled wee witch and stop wrecking your babies hair!!
She just loves herself far too much!! She gives nasty energy. Doesn’t look like she actually has any proper friends? Storie is her only friend, maybe that’s why she adultises her so much/says she thinks she’s a teenager. Why can’t she simmer down on the TikToks etc, she’s acc very insufferable.
Can’t stand the way she makes faces at and speaks to that poor baby - babies may not remember their first years but they’re the core years in your mental and emotional development. It’s not natural to be so consumed with a phone screen.
 
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She equates buying things with being a good mummy when in reality it’s the complete opposite. She just screams immature. And the values she’s instilling in Storie are so wrong 😔
 
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She equates buying things with being a good mummy when in reality it’s the complete opposite. She just screams immature. And the values she’s instilling in Storie are so wrong 😔
The wee one is going to be hard work as she gets older, especially for her mummy because she cannot parent. There's nothing worse than seeing spoiled, cheeky and unruly kids and that is what will happen.

She's so cut of from reality and as you've said incredibly immature. I really hope Stories daddy instills values and good behaviour in the wee one.
 
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She's like a teenager instead of a mother. 🙄 she said in her video people are saying storie doesn't want her hair done but its lies.. then had on her tiktok story some excuse about why she still has bare bulbs hanging but says "people probably aren't even talking about that"
She clearly reads on here. Hey Lauryn! 👋🏼
 
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She's like a teenager instead of a mother. 🙄 she said in her video people are saying storie doesn't want her hair done but its lies.. then had on her tiktok story some excuse about why she still has bare bulbs hanging but says "people probably aren't even talking about that"
She clearly reads on here. Hey Lauryn! 👋🏼
It's very clear Storie doesn't want her wee strands of hair trailed into two wee matchstick like "ponytails" with those awful elastic loom bands.

And yeah we notice the lack of light shades Lauryn. You're an adult, so act like it you wee Belfast fool 😉
 
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She's like a teenager instead of a mother. 🙄 she said in her video people are saying storie doesn't want her hair done but its lies.. then had on her tiktok story some excuse about why she still has bare bulbs hanging but says "people probably aren't even talking about that"
She clearly reads on here. Hey Lauryn! 👋🏼
What was her excuse for not having any light shades? 🤣
 
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It's very clear Storie doesn't want her wee strands of hair trailed into two wee matchstick like "ponytails" with those awful elastic loom bands.

And yeah we notice the lack of light shades Lauryn. You're an adult, so act like it you wee Belfast fool 😉
It looks so uncomfortable and is surely damaging and breaking the hair that’s growing through 🫠🫠 mine was over 2 before I started tying her hair up until then just gave it a wee comb through everyday she didn’t have much either till closer to 2.
 
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It's very clear Storie doesn't want her wee strands of hair trailed into two wee matchstick like "ponytails" with those awful elastic loom bands.

And yeah we notice the lack of light shades Lauryn. You're an adult, so act like it you wee Belfast fool 😉
Storie literally flinches and cries when she sees that purple spray bottle and the bag of elastics! I can’t believe she said that Storie wants her hair done…. Did Storie tell u that aye? 🫠🫠 She defo only does it for the ‘content’, would you not do a wee house furnishings haul for content instead
 
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Did anyone see the post where Storie has a middle parting because she's trying to 'train' her hair? 🤣 This fully grown woman needs to wise up. She's so immature
 
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Does anyone else think the constant talking to Storie in Irish, Irish Prints for Storie’s room and going on about her playing camogie etc when she’s older and posting a pic of her in the O’Neills tracksuit, is all a wee dig at Storie’s daddy cause he’s a Protestant? She’s been really extra on the Irish stuff since splitting with him - she obvs is very bitter and I’d say that breakup has made her even worse.
I don’t speak Irish but as far as I know Lauryn isn’t even good at speaking it so doubt it’s helping Storie learn Irish ahahaha. Defo just all a wee dig
 
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Did anyone see the post where Storie has a middle parting because she's trying to 'train' her hair? 🤣 This fully grown woman needs to wise up. She's so immature
Aye she said months ago as well “gona get stories middle part started early” ahahhahahahaha there will be a big middle part bald patch from all the tugging and them shein loom bands .
 
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Does anyone else think the constant talking to Storie in Irish, Irish Prints for Storie’s room and going on about her playing camogie etc when she’s older and posting a pic of her in the O’Neills tracksuit, is all a wee dig at Storie’s daddy cause he’s a Protestant? She’s been really extra on the Irish stuff since splitting with him - she obvs is very bitter and I’d say that breakup has made her even worse.
I don’t speak Irish but as far as I know Lauryn isn’t even good at speaking it so doubt it’s helping Storie learn Irish ahahaha. Defo just all a wee dig
She's incredibly immature and bitter from what I've seen of her. Storie is in a great situation being a wee halfa jaff. She can learn about both sides and educate her friends when she is older, and help be one of the next generation to move this place forward. I'm from a mixed background and loved it. I got to experience both cultures and it was a good thing.
 
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Is that last video she posted proof to her followers how well Storie has got at standing as she mentioned recently 🤥
 
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Does anyone else think the constant talking to Storie in Irish, Irish Prints for Storie’s room and going on about her playing camogie etc when she’s older and posting a pic of her in the O’Neills tracksuit, is all a wee dig at Storie’s daddy cause he’s a Protestant? She’s been really extra on the Irish stuff since splitting with him - she obvs is very bitter and I’d say that breakup has made her even worse.
I don’t speak Irish but as far as I know Lauryn isn’t even good at speaking it so doubt it’s helping Storie learn Irish ahahaha. Defo just all a wee dig
I'm very proud to be irish and have my own political views but Lauryn is the type who wants to be irish without actually knowing anything. She keeps going on about have protestant friends etc. Times have moved as someone who grew up through the troubles, this isn't a big boast. Will we all start boasting about being in mixed marriages. It shows how immature she is and her complete lack of understanding for this place or what any of us went through
 
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What was her excuse for not having any light shades? 🤣
she said she had got someone out to change the light fixtures then she didn't like it and couldn't return it to the shop and the person hasn't been back yet or something but she was like it's my house anyway soo..

I could've swore I seen in one of her videos the kitchen light has been changed from one of those fluorescent strip lights to a bare hanging bulb lol
 
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Does anyone else think the constant talking to Storie in Irish, Irish Prints for Storie’s room and going on about her playing camogie etc when she’s older and posting a pic of her in the O’Neills tracksuit, is all a wee dig at Storie’s daddy cause he’s a Protestant? She’s been really extra on the Irish stuff since splitting with him - she obvs is very bitter and I’d say that breakup has made her even worse.
I don’t speak Irish but as far as I know Lauryn isn’t even good at speaking it so doubt it’s helping Storie learn Irish ahahaha. Defo just all a wee dig
defo a dig! I hate the way she says I can't wait til storie does this or storie does that fs let a baby be a baby! She said she cant wait til stories a wee camog and had a photo of her holding an ugg shoe on stories foot and was raging that they don't fit her yet! She'll know all about it when she's to have eyes on the back of her head!
 
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Aye she said months ago as well “gona get stories middle part started early” ahahhahahahaha there will be a big middle part bald patch from all the tugging and them shein loom bands .
I think this is so awful the way she’s trying to treat this baby like she’s a teenager. She’s not cherishing these baby years she’s constantly thinking of when she’s a teen
 
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she said she had got someone out to change the light fixtures then she didn't like it and couldn't return it to the shop and the person hasn't been back yet or something but she was like it's my house anyway soo..

I could've swore I seen in one of her videos the kitchen light has been changed from one of those fluorescent strip lights to a bare hanging bulb lol
It’s not even her house it’s the housing executives house fs you’d think she’d be a bit more grateful and make it more homely. Surely she has enough money to private rent anyway or even buy a house. Them ‘influencers’ make sm money off tiktok and scamming!!!

Babies need colour too for their development… that gaff is literary grey and bare never mind the hanging light bulbs.
Not being cheeky but Storie will probably end up bottom set in school etc as well as spoiled and cheeky if Lauryn doesn’t tune in more(or at all) to her development. She’s genuinely going to be behind
 
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I can't understand why Storie doesn't have a high chair? Surely it would be easier for her to eat at than the car/walker thing. Would also be easier to do her hair too 🙄
 
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