Wayne Lineker

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I think, truth be told, a 39 year old would not be too old but in fact too worldly and less likely to be impressed by him.
Exactly this! She had him numbered straight away and sacked him off. His ego was definitely bruised. What sophisticated women would go near him with a barge pole.
 
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My daughter had her ‘hen do’ in his bar in Spain, he is everything you think, surround by yes boys from the Essex mob, he hit on my 17 yr old niece, my sister nearly lashed him to the floor!! Sleezeball!! The girls with their skirts up their a were falling over to be spoken to by him.....all in all a perfect people watching evening!!
 
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His face looks almost deformed from the amount of fillers in his cheeks, so much so that his eyes resemble conjunctivitis stricken piglet’s... the way he got up off the sofa after the “ chemistry talk” .... man, he Looked like he needed to lay down he was so exhausted. I’m embarrassed watching him, he is just the biggest turn off in men.

My daughter had her ‘hen do’ in his bar in Spain, he is everything you think, surround by yes boys from the Essex mob, he hit on my 17 yr old niece, my sister nearly lashed him to the floor!! Sleezeball!! The girls with their skirts up their a were falling over to be spoken to by him.....all in all a perfect people watching evening!!
Disgusting old pig 🐷
 
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His face looks almost deformed from the amount of fillers in his cheeks, so much so that his eyes resemble conjunctivitis stricken piglet’s... the way he got up off the sofa after the “ chemistry talk” .... man, he Looked like he needed to lay down he was so exhausted. I’m embarrassed watching him, he is just the biggest turn off in men.


Disgusting old pig 🐷
I think what is worse is the young ‘ladies’ trying to throw themselves at him, i must say some of them were stunners but they were of a certain type, I defy any mans balls not to swell at the attention he was getting strutting about Like Billy big balls I think he would of done well with old pricey, she could of strutted around with bigger balls than him!!! Still the best night ever watching them all!!!
 
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I can barely understand a word he says on Celebs Go Dating. He's thick as mince too. Clear he gets girls in Ibiza because he offers power, free drinks and coke.
 
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This guy has really gotten on my nerves today. Complaining on Instagram about the sun and an article that has been published on him and how people should be kind. Yet you were the one that videoed that guy at your club in ibiza dancing and were blatantly taking the piss out of him and then rephrased your “caption ” when u were called out for it. I’m not saying that journalist is right cos he’s not and I’m sorry he to read that, it couldn’t have been nice , but let’s not make out here that you’re not a bit of a piss taker and can be a little mean yourself....especially to someone that was perhaps a little vulnerable. Perhaps you could have been a little “kind” before filming that man and plastering it on social media. The words medicine and taste spring to mind Wayne.

And all the z listers up his a so they can keep on good terms and get freebies at OceanBeach. So fake and cringe.
 
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These young girls can surely only be interested in him for a VIP bed at ocean and his supply of coke (of which there appears to be plenty in the celebs go dating mansion) I genuinely do not know what else they see in him....his chat is awful. I dated a 50 year old when I was 22 but he was intelligent and well travelled (and very very rich but you know he had more going for him than that 😂) and I enjoyed his company, he broadened my horizons and we had a good relationship although ultimately the age gap was too much. He’d be 70 now though and I just can’t imagine what it would like now being with someone only a couple of years younger than my Dad 😂.
 
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These young girls can surely only be interested in him for a VIP bed at ocean and his supply of coke (of which there appears to be plenty in the celebs go dating mansion) I genuinely do not know what else they see in him....his chat is awful. I dated a 50 year old when I was 22 but he was intelligent and well travelled (and very very rich but you know he had more going for him than that 😂) and I enjoyed his company, he broadened my horizons and we had a good relationship although ultimately the age gap was too much. He’d be 70 now though and I just can’t imagine what it would like now being with someone only a couple of years younger than my Dad 😂.

That's it. A lot of older guys are very worldy and intelligent and that's part of the appeal. Lineker is a pig thick pillock who likes the 'birds and the bantz'. Truly grim.
 
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Ocean Beach is utter rit. It’s plastic as tit, it’s dirty, it stinks, it’s full of people wearing fake tan (?), a sea of sleeve tattoos and birds in bikinis with costume jewellery and bleeping WEDGES .... I also sent my plastic glass back as it was full of GOB - they weren’t going to give me a fresh plastic glass so I went ape tit - I got my fresh plastic.

I went once - and that was enough.

Wayne the potato wasn’t there, but some bloke Tony (my friend sort of new him) who has something to do with it. Every man over 45 had a big ole red face like that had been sniffing poppers then doing headstands .... it was odd.

I left quickly due to my lack of patience.
 
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Ocean Beach is utter rit. It’s plastic as tit, it’s dirty, it stinks, it’s full of people wearing fake tan (?), a sea of sleeve tattoos and birds in bikinis with costume jewellery and bleeping WEDGES .... I also sent my plastic glass back as it was full of GOB - they weren’t going to give me a fresh plastic glass so I went ape tit - I got my fresh plastic.

I went once - and that was enough.

Wayne the potato wasn’t there, but some bloke Tony (my friend sort of new him) who has something to do with it. Every man over 45 had a big ole red face like that had been sniffing poppers then doing headstands .... it was odd.

I left quickly due to my lack of patience.
What is it with the wedges?!?! 😂
 
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Ocean Beach is utter rit. It’s plastic as tit, it’s dirty, it stinks, it’s full of people wearing fake tan (?), a sea of sleeve tattoos and birds in bikinis with costume jewellery and bleeping WEDGES .... I also sent my plastic glass back as it was full of GOB - they weren’t going to give me a fresh plastic glass so I went ape tit - I got my fresh plastic.

I went once - and that was enough.

Wayne the potato wasn’t there, but some bloke Tony (my friend sort of new him) who has something to do with it. Every man over 45 had a big ole red face like that had been sniffing poppers then doing headstands .... it was odd.

I left quickly due to my lack of patience.
It reminds of a grim regional nightclub that everyone goes to because it's the only place open late but it happens to be in the sun.
 
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It reminds of a grim regional nightclub that everyone goes to because it's the only place open late but it happens to be in the sun.
The regional nightclub is better. At least you can get food and a taxi outside of the nightclub - and another thing : no one can dance, but if you are wearing orthopaedic wedges what do you expect.
I hate WEDGES. Even potato ones.
 
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Engaged to Chloe Ferry??? I swear she’s the same age as his children ffs
 
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