Wayne Lineker

[ShondyLife]

I bet he stinks of piss and old spice

And haemorrhoid cream

 

[WeepingWillow]

He was on this morning yesterday. Sayin they are gonna be social distancing, less beds and no dance floor. Once you’ve got drink in you got no chance!
We went a few years ago....bought cheap tickets
From our hotel but once we was in was shocked by the prices! We shared a pitcher of sangria between the 4 of us lol
I felt very underdressed in my £4 primark bikini n flip flops we only went to say we had been there.

I’m sorry......beds!!! Less beds?! Actual beds! Like sleepy time beds?!

In a nightclub?!

 

[Heyholetsgo]

I'm so glad to find this thread he is one of my guitly pleasures too, I always thought he reminded me of someone and captain birdseye or KFC the colonel totally knocks it on the head

It's like when you think in your head your still 18 but you know you're not, except he still thinks he is

 

[gingrog]

The 'friendship' they have is weird. The way they pose like a couple, use so many filters like they are teenagers and the sickly comments they leave on pictures.

Do his eyes get smaller and closer together with every photo? Blergh, he gives me creeps

 

[Crumpet41]

What is it with the wedges?!?!

And those long flowy “ cover ups”

 

[LittleMsC]

I believe he's had three wives to date, but four children, Sean, Duane, Tia and Freddie. Freddie's mother is Sacha Hopkins, known as Sacha Linekar who was dating Jay Rutland who married Tamara Ecclestone. Tia's mum is Zoe Davey who had been with Wayne since she was 15/16 presumably. It's not known whether or not Sean, Duane or Tia share the same mother but I believe they do not as Tia's mum had her at 22 so she would have been too young as Sean is 27/28 and Duane is 30/31 and Freddie is 16. He must have married the older two's mum then divorced her, married Zoe then married Sacha.

@Helen could I have the title amended to Lineker and the tag too please as I realised I spelt the name wrong incase anyone tries to look for it. Many thanks!

I’m new here but this thread made me join!
I was searching up about Wayne after his recent creepy video went viral.
Shocking to hear Zoe Davey was underage when they met!

Tia has followed in her mums footsteps since her boyfriend Harry Agombar is 28 she is 21 and they’ve been together since 7th February 2014 (If you scroll back on Harry’s Instagram you will find the 1 year anniversary picture which confirms) Harry would’ve been 22...

A 22 year old man openly dating a 15 year old child... no doubt Wayne had no issue because of his history. EDIT: I see someone has posted about this already after I’ve read through ha!

 

[JRH2022]

Seen another insta post of a man getting attacked from 5/6 of OB security. He posted it himself

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

He’s awful, desperation all over him....
Agree he’s a man thatI’d expect to have a mirrored ceiling....and a drawer full of viagra

 

[JRH2022]

Loads on twitter saying the person who punched him will be dealt with because of Wayne’s dodgy connections

 

[pinkelsie]

Interesting turn of events at Crouchfest last night. Old Wayne came on stage and got heckled by a large chunk of the audience shouting “p**do”
Edited as it doesn’t like the word!

 

[Dramalama78]

He’s such a bad Pervy melt over his ‘bestie’ Chloe. Mate, your old enough to be her dad stop

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

This is the problem, what kind of mentality is that trading in someone as soon as they get to 25??

Ha ha I know, I do cringe a bit thinking about it now, but he was always a real gent and very respectful which was unlike a lot of 21 year old blokes. I was also younger than one of his kids and the same age as another. They didn’t bat an eyelid, but like Wayne’s kids, it’s just the norm to them. At least he didn’t give me the chat to get me into bed and then I never heard from him again. He was clear from the outset that I’d have a limited shelf life, I appreciate that sort of honesty and never thought I’d be the one to change him. I suppose I was there for a good time, not a long time Often wonder if he ever did settle down or if he’s still in late 60s chasing 22 year olds

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

It reminds of a grim regional nightclub that everyone goes to because it's the only place open late but it happens to be in the sun.

The regional nightclub is better. At least you can get food and a taxi outside of the nightclub - and another thing : no one can dance, but if you are wearing orthopaedic wedges what do you expect.
I hate WEDGES. Even potato ones.

 

[Disneylover]

So his new girl is definitely that Jasmine Brownsword. She must only be in her early twenties and her parents in their forties. So her new boyfriend is about 20 years older than her parents. They must be thrilled

No surprise there, he gets worse! Has he put a picture up, I haven’t seen anything other than he was with someone at the hotel but didn’t show her, why is he all cloak and dagger, not like him?!
Omg the absolute kip of that Chloe Ferry, she looks like a rubber doll she’s vile

 

[Disneylover]

Desperate to keep himself in the lifestyle he's s accustomed too. Even if it means people flying over to ibiza too soon, he's not bothered it's all about the money! Have you seen his sons house in ibiza, is it Dwayne who's married to megan? That's also what the money you spend in ocean goes too! The house is immense, absolutely beautiful!

Yeah the house is gorgeous, they had the wedding there last year didn‘t they. I think Duane is a partner in Ocean, not sure if they own it or rent but when you think about what they charge in Ocean it’s no wonder they can afford to live like that!

 

[henriettadubois2]

He loves that photo with the dumb bint and her misspelt tat and he always recycles the Gary Olympics tweet too the old git.
He has aged 100 years since that tat photo

 

[DrStriker]

Tagging all those people and I am like who?!?!

 

[Libbub]

Really struggling with the idea that he could be engaging, maybe if you're 20 and your tits are hanging out but I don't think he'd waste his time talking to anyone over the age of 30! Also just to say the very last person in the world I'd want my picture taken with is him, I'd rather eat my own shit!

 

[JustSwords]

I wonder do you have to pay in advance for booking beds, VIP area etc for Ocean? Prob hoping to get income that way by advertising like crazy that they are open for business even though no-one knows how the summer will pan out.
Although no doubt there will be all the usual z-listers like Michael Greco and Dean Gaffney some of the Geordie shore lot who have more money than sense and will fly regardless of whether it is the right thing to do.
They definitely dont appeal to the local tourist market anyway so if it is mainly Spanish people holidaying they wont get a lot of trade.

 

[CMereTillITellYou...]

Sorry if this has been posted already, but thought this might be of some interest

''A day in the life of Wayne Lineker''


I was so tired of him just watching this, dunno how he keeps up with his lifestyle - it's defo taking a toll on him for sure. He gives me the creeps big time iccccck!