Wayne Lineker

[Libbub]

I think he

Hey sorry to jump on here usually on the Mrs Hinch thread but I had to come on and say after CGD last night he is the most vile creature I have ever witnessed. 39 being too old for a nearly 60 year old man when he has adult kids? I feel so embarrassed for them. Making bee lines for the 22/23 year olds I really think Chloe Ferry is interested in him anytime she’s in Ibiza she’s hanging off his hip like a 90s bum bag anyway that’s all I had to say

I think, truth be told, a 39 year old would not be too old but in fact too worldly and less likely to be impressed by him.

 

[irish_roverz]

Ocean Beach looks shit anyway and then when you turn up you have to be sexually assaulted by a coked up old man.

It’s horrid tbh. We went there last summer for a hen. By the time we sat down we were covered in sweat (not our own). You need to drink a lot to be there and think it’s good. Arriving sober we weee a bit disgusted. After a few drinks eveyone was dancing but I’d never go back tbh.

 

[lalalanded]

Ocean Beach is utter shite. It’s plastic as shit, it’s dirty, it stinks, it’s full of people wearing fake tan (?), a sea of sleeve tattoos and birds in bikinis with costume jewellery and FUCKING WEDGES .... I also sent my plastic glass back as it was full of GOB - they weren’t going to give me a fresh plastic glass so I went ape shit - I got my fresh plastic.

I went once - and that was enough.

Wayne the potato wasn’t there, but some bloke Tony (my friend sort of new him) who has something to do with it. Every man over 45 had a big ole red face like that had been sniffing poppers then doing headstands .... it was odd.

I left quickly due to my lack of patience.

It reminds of a grim regional nightclub that everyone goes to because it's the only place open late but it happens to be in the sun.

 

[rosieflowers]

Why didn't your dad report him if he witnessed sexual assault?

This is a thread about Wayne Linekar, not this person's dad, just enjoy the tea

 

[Juliet]

He’s living in cloud cuckoo land. Yes tourists may be allowed to visit but what percentage of people booked to go are going to go ahead? And how will it be the same as normal when only half the people are allowed inside bars and restaurants? He’s optimistic I’ll give him that

 

[LittleMsC]

Ocean Beach looks so quiet! Why would you even want to be there in current times.
I’ve been twice and won’t lie I enjoyed myself. Both times we went VIP, in 2014 and 2015.
It was €850 the and the drinks were included in the bed price.
Dread to think how much the beds are now!

I think these days it’s a place people fo to spot the influencer etc or get an Instagram worthy photo.
We did meet Wayne and he gives just as much creepy vibes and person as he does online!

 

[Spid]

The video is hilarious. Crouch realises what's happening and can't stop laughing, Wayne is so pissed off he won't answer any questions and they have to move it on

 

[Sogdhitalley]

I wonder do you have to pay in advance for booking beds, VIP area etc for Ocean? Prob hoping to get income that way by advertising like crazy that they are open for business even though no-one knows how the summer will pan out.
Although no doubt there will be all the usual z-listers like Michael Greco and Dean Gaffney some of the Geordie shore lot who have more money than sense and will fly regardless of whether it is the right thing to do.
They definitely dont appeal to the local tourist market anyway so if it is mainly Spanish people holidaying they wont get a lot of trade.

This is spot on. I have it on good faith that OB is a bit of a laughing stock.

 

[Lollipop19]

O beach is the one business I genuinely hope suffers majorly because of covid19.
He's a vile piece of shit and I hope someone films the day he falls flat on his face for the all the world to see.

Ooh I feel like there's a story we're missing out on here!

 

[Boozybristolbitch]

He posts lots of inappropriate topless pictures of his granddaughter myla too. Wrong wrong wrong.
I have a down syndrome sister. I was appalled at that stunt he pulled last year. What he should have done...was what he did, without filming and taking pics of the whole thing. But he wanted the publicity simple. He's a disgusting man. Wholeheartedly agree with the person that said he behaves all wholesome around his family yet then exploits young girls and makes vile comments to them about their weight. Do not blame Gary for not wanting anything to do with his sleazy brother.

The ladies with Down syndrome specifically asked to be on his Instagram, I believe that’s how they made contact with him in the first instance. And let me tell you they were buzzing about being at Ocean beach, meeting Wayne and being on his Instagram. They stayed at same hotel as us. So in his defence I’d say not a stunt (this time)

 

[Justhereforbants]

I’ve done a couple of seasons in Ibiza and met him a few times every time I have had weird vibes from him and tried to stay away from him but there’s a lot of young girls that clearly gag over him out there

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[daydreamer95]

Surely he’ll have to make a statement about this it’s blown up massively

This is probably what his statement would sound like:

Security beating up my customers is ok but bullying poor old man Wayne is bad

Remember when he played that online bullying card for being called a nonce can’t stand even looking at him tbh

 

[Hunnaybadgerz]

Ocean Club in Marbella is nothing to do with Wayne &co. He stole the name and idea and did it in Ibiza. Fair play.

Anyone going to OB, the drinks aren’t expensive compared to the clubs and places such as Blue Marlin. But the jugs are watered down so a rip off.

I have only been once for a laugh. Had a fun day despite it not being my scene. Wayne and Tony, are my guilty pleasures they are so awful I can’t stop watching them. I find Tony more interesting though. Such sleezes!

Last year I was leaving a club at 2am ( as I’m an old fart, not compared to wayne tho! ) and Wayne was on his way into the VIP with some 18 year olds off his head. So cringeworthy.

 

[Donski]

Oooft reading tnis ive had a lucky escape, was due to go to ibiza in 3 weeks for a hen do. Ob was on the agenda, i would have cried at those prices! Plus im ancient would give wayne a run for his money!

 

[Mycatismad]

the lips . What an embarrassment

He looks like an albino ape, he’s obviously completely wasted too. What an embarrassment he is.

 

[noddyrojjy]

Wayne is investing in a sex toy company, could he be any sleazier

 

[Jkay]

Did anyone see he went on a boat trip the other day with the “Ibiza dream dolls” or whatever they’re called, basically a load of dolly birds in bikinis, Tia was on the trip too. Can you imagine going on a boat trip and your Dad hanging off a load of young girls I wonder if she gets embarrassed, I know most people would!

She's seen it her whole life so it's probably normal for her

 

[Heyholetsgo]

Did anyone guess Tia was pregnant before she announced?!

I did, it was pretty obvious I thought! Can't believe she is only 22 she looks way older than that. Definitely gonna be pimping that baby and only dressing it in grey or beige, all for the love of the gram!

 

[Its_Me]

P-do or N**** no. Pervert yes.