He really needs to come back down to his level - Brittannia Hotels
Totally out of his chav depth and clearly on the 'wanker client' list of decent hotels and they obviously share it about.
My wife and I have stayed in some of the nicest hotels in the world before we had kids and never felt anything other than special, honoured guests. From the 'lowliest' of rooms right up to a suite that played host to the Queen in Canada - all have been top notch. If you are discrete, you get no problem even wearing 'normie' clothes, be a knob and you'll feel it, in a way that only top end hotels can serve up - shitty stares, the room with the 'problem drains' etc - Tim got the full selection of knob treatment.
They even shut the beach club down and got Pierre (the conceirge's cousin) with his little digger down for the day, to smooth out the pebbles and sand.
Tim's problem is he's clearly a knob. The rope out thing.... is it a 'game-on' swinger sign?? Or, does the deluded fool think its somehow cool?
Like I said... Tim, stick to shit hotels, its your level, your speciality, what you're loved for. This high end stuff ain't for a low rent chav mate. Give it up!