Turtle Creek Lane

[Catlady1]

She maybe loud manic and sometimes overshare. But I am so impressed that she shared her mammogram experience. If you’re called for one due to age or previous history please go

 

[Eagleeyes]

Jen: please can 10/12 of you come to my house and work on my Halloween decorations with no mention of paying them for their labour

Also Jen: posts clothing ad with Birkin bag in the background

My thoughts exactly! Like it's not exactly time critical or essential work, get it done any time between now and the end of October or.... Don't bother doing it cos it doesn't matter! It's like her world is so small she gets stressed about nonsense.

And after putting out the request for volunteers to help her with the (non existent) crisis she has time to go shopping

 

[ebsx]

Not Jen telling us to live frugally whilst Tiffany was answering questions about turtle creek lane.. “my favourite part of the house is the fire pit in the hot tub” SO frugal. MK’s closet, none of them could be frugal if they bloody tried

 

[Cupcakes2020]

The trip to the zoo! Honestly who would take a baby that can’t even sit up to a bloody zoo?
In true Houghton style, family trip out, dangling that baby over the fence, so that even the giraffe could bite her. Constantly sitting her on dirty floors and not letting her rest. Annoying the animals and taking photos at every single enclosure. That baby is a cash cow and insta content for them all.

It’s a disgrace, SK was sleeping when he was parading her in front of the lions. SK is a beautiful wee girl and I don’t doubt they adore her but they also use her to make money. It makes me uncomfortable the way they carry her about. Just let the baby rest.

 

[Juju]

We all seem to agree that Jen needs to ditch Kimmy sooner rather than later.

I genuinely watch Jen as I’m just staggered at the decor of her home. I’m in England and we’re a lot more low key about home decor so I find her page staggering. It’s like something you see in the cheesy Hallmark movies. I can’t believe the average American goes all out like this.

 

[Insomiaflamingo]

I was going to ask. Why does McKenna Kate have to keep going to hospital/doctors so often. And Jen was wearing a pair of jeans and her waist and pelvis is so small. It is so hard to believe she’s had five kids over a period of what 20 years. I know what you’re saying about body image but I jealous of what will power she must have!

To be honest I don’t feel jealous, I feel sad. I would like more will power and a smaller waist but she is majorly in orthorexia territory. Imagine having all that candy for your displays and not allowing yourself one piece because it might spike your 24 hour glucose meter which you have no medical need for

 

[billybobbobbob]

Also considering they constantly mentioned how often they donate to good causes and prefer to support causes privately, when they sent a donation through us it was $25 for a HUGE campaign that was happening at the time (Think natural disaster) and they were very adament that no one could know what the amount was but their names could be put with the donation. Anyone who saw that would've assume the multi-millionaires would've made a huge donation which would make them look good...

 

[Rp235]

I’ve come on here to say exactly the same as above. Rollerblade treasure hunt for your Mother’s Day present. Then to find it’s cash or dirty nappies. Nope!!! It’s her first Mother’s Day. Jnr should have made it extra special! Made her put her feet up and treated her like a queen all day. Given her an amazing present. Especially with the difficulties around feeding.
But of course, he has to think of something that’ll be ‘fun’ for the gram!
I’m sure she’s going to look back over these precious early days and wonder wtf was going on!! If it was me I’d spend my days snuggling that newborn. It goes by in a flash.
The old saying is true. Money can’t buy you class. They’re incredibly vulgar.

 

[Catlady1]

I like how Tiffs actual wedding dress is classy and understated but Jen turns up in a massive 80s looking ball gown. You couldn’t make it up.

 

[bellinibobble]

This will be their third won’t it!

They always look like they’re having such fun though, I kind of love that. The dessert challenge Steven and Kimmy did

I also think they’re honest, to a fault maybe? Like if I were Tiffany I wouldn’t admit to having a stale marriage after a couple of years? But it makes them slightly more relatable.. maybe I’m going soft

 

[BakersDaughter]

I am in awe of this family, oh what it would be like to be big rich Texans!

 

[claralane]

It’s Stevie Kate because heaven forbid the poor girl has her own personality rather than being forever labelled with her dad’s name.

 

[Jobmat]

Love the idea she would think anyone offended - when actually we are all howling !!! Also loving that she has the hots for someone on vampire diaries !!

is it wrong to be delighted the wholesomeness is cracking !!

 

[Tree_]

Ewww what a chavvy hillbilly name. Also how insulting to your daughter. She's her own person ffs

 

[bellinibobble]

I hate myself but I can’t wait to see the houses they look at today

 

[taylore]

ok I know nothing about mormonism so I just googled it and learnt they’re not allowed to ‘drink tea or coffee as life is a gift from god and they should do their best to keep their bodies healthy’ however they’re allowed to drink drinks such a Coca Cola They also have to fast for 24hrs atleast once a month to ‘show a devotion to god that he provides them with life, and then donate any money they would have spent on food in that 24hrs to those in need’

there were loads of other strange ones but wtaf? maybe it’s because I’m British but there’s no way I could be without Tea and since when was it unhealthier than fizzy drinks ?

 

[Juju]

I love that so many people are responding to this thread today. I don’t know how they keep up the cheerfulness all the time - I am exhausted listening to them. I am so not fussed on Steve Jnr.

I literally cannot stand Steve Jnr. He comes across as a spoilt brat.

 

[Orangetree1976]

I can’t get over the fact that literally none of the family believe covid exists? I follow quite a lot of them but now I’ve had to unfollow! Tiffany believes herself to be the next Britney and I know the 12 year old is young, but she’s being groomed into this giveaway lifestyle of always posting every day. I was very surprised when they said they were Mormon but also not? Can’t trust people who don’t drink or eat bread whilst promoting fake Louis Vuitton earrings.

 

[ebsx]

Not sure why everything in the lake house has been decorated to tell a story? The story it tells is that is needs decorating again, ASAP.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I might have to unfollow soon. I used to be fascinated with the OTT decorating but this Halloween “decor” is so ridiculously cluttered it’s giving me the heebie jeebies So. Much. Waste!