So, the Meal Prep King is such a great cook that he can't even melt cheese on toast properly. Burnt in the middle and not even melted at the edges. What a fake he turned out to be. And a greedy piggie too. 4 slices of toast???
TMPK #26 A new era 😲
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What happened to meal prepping a month at a time and then cooking fresh at the weekends. He's just full of mit.
No wonder he's closing the Cr-App.
Who wants to pay for advice from someone who burns toast and lives off burritos,
or boiled potatoes and dry over-cooked unrecognisable meat.
Closing the useless app that cost him more money than it made, and even he couldn't be @rsed using himself. But trying to make it sound like a Win! Coz he's got a dice to roll apparently!!
Who wants to pay for advice from someone who burns toast and lives off burritos,
or boiled potatoes and dry over-cooked unrecognisable meat.
Closing the useless app that cost him more money than it made, and even he couldn't be @rsed using himself. But trying to make it sound like a Win! Coz he's got a dice to roll apparently!!
His total ignorance when he goes on and on about GLP-1s just makes him look even more stupid. At this point anyone who is still following him for any kind of diet, nutrition or weight loss advice deserves to endure a lifetime of repeated pictures of him kneeling on his landing in his pants for all of eternity. Which is apparently what he thinks looks good these days.
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This was the day after spending the day together white water rafting! And in her car on the way to the Lake District! They're as bad as each other! Both not right in the head!
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Oh, more lies Muff. Pretty cosy and visible for a fugitive. Not back with her....yeah, sure. You're just trying to lie enough to keep your options open in case another potential "partner" comes along, but have M to bag if not. Pathetic.
He a complete loser but honestly she worse! She doesn't have any self respect whatsoever never mind thinking about her child !
His behaviour around the child is creepy. After his DV conviction, I wonder if he is even allowed to be around children. As far as John is concerned, laws and rules are for other people.
Went to Turkey in spring. Got veneers I think. Broke one lol. Unsure if paid or grifted. Not the best clinic in the country......Haven’t checked in for ages…when did he get full full dentures
How John filters and photoshops himself to look, compared to how he truly looks in real life unfiltered when he isn't posing for the camera .
.With that pose and the way he minces when walking, you'd think he was trying to get a new man in his life
Busy building his Grindr profile . I guess when you reach 47 & live alone with 2 dogs because no one else wants you , you have to start looking elsewhere . All edited , he really needs to get better at editing & work on the disformed edges . When the reality is the last photo . Maybe next summer we’ll see him with a man in his arm
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Camp as Christmas. He could land a part in police academy
How boring are his stories ! How many times does he need to post the same photo of himself ? Is this what he calls content ? He’s been in the same loop for 4 yrs & is still no further on . I don’t know what he means by he’s winning ! He’s still alone , still trying to lose weight , still lives in a beige house with only dogs for company , losing followers hand over fist , no brand deals , no meal prep , had to hire a coach because he couldn’t do it on his own . What a loser sitting eye f*cking himself in the mirror
No sign of M lately , I guess he’ll dig her out for the next special occasion being his birthday & she’ll toddle along because she’s desperate for attention . Noticed she posts him on her Instagram but he doesn’t do the same in return because he wants to keep her hidden . You’d of thought he spent his sobriety alone only she outed him . Sad that a woman of her age allows herself to be used like that & even sadder that she’s dragging an 8 yr old through it . Can’t even take him on a proper holiday it had to be all about Muff & his treatments .
Wasn’t that long ago he called her a stalker & was never going back but then she’s posting playing happy families while her son is sitting in the back being ignored . Sad women behave like this , it’s embarrassing that after everything he’s publicly said about her including airing their business to the sun newspaper that she still trails behind him like a dog in heat
Wasn’t that long ago he called her a stalker & was never going back but then she’s posting playing happy families while her son is sitting in the back being ignored . Sad women behave like this , it’s embarrassing that after everything he’s publicly said about her including airing their business to the sun newspaper that she still trails behind him like a dog in heat
Exactly this... Booty & the beast.... It's all a tit show. School holidays seems to be when she appears. Plays happy families then scurries off till he needs her. He can't do anything but walk the mutts on his own. Mind you he hasn't got any family or friends so he scrapes the bottom of the barrel and hangs out with his alleged stalker
They really are a pair of sad saps who deserve one another none of them can get a decent partner