Thismummystory #4 Didn’t notice Coco fell, but at least there’s a heart on the babybel

[tidalwave]

She is a disgusting person and a terrible mother.

Coco is a big giant 9 month old. I just CANNOT believe that she's coming up for 2 years old and George isn't concerned about her lack of development.

Greyson is just a normal, spirited toddler; one that was pushed to the side and is now ignored in favour of Instagram and his little sister. I wouldn't be surprised if he has some problems regulating his emotions, but I've never seen anything that strikes me as very ND. She just hates the fact he's harder to control because she's a big old weird control freak. All of the things she said about him being different and thinking 'outside of the rules' says more about how inflexible she is, and how much of a big stick she has up her ass. What a total weirdo when you think that way about a wee kid just being a kid.

 

[ozblackcat]

Don’t be fooled. She’s still buying crap left right and centre just not posting it for a change. She’s absolutely the worst person for buying tatt that I’ve ever seen. Also every day she’s still doing those lunchboxes don’t you worry

Rodge…? Is that you?

 

[Corona]

Thread suggestion - my husband's shit, my toddler's stuck to my tit, i hate (almost) all my kids but I'll never admit

 

[L00kform3]

Well done to whoever this is!!!!!

 

[L00kform3]

If Cocos 1st of December box is anything to go by then she’s got to have spent close to £200-£300 on filling those boxes for the kids. Then she will do Christmas Eve boxes on top, read the room George

I just don’t have words! A bottle of hand sanitiser for a not even two year old!

 

[L00kform3]

All I’m going to say George is that in less than 48 hours you’ve got 4 pages on here.. You’re not doing too well I don’t think. It’ll only get worse from here too.

we have a bite, after deleting the majority of the other questioning comments

Bet she has had this response drafted in her notes all day and she’s googled as much as possible to make sure she uses the longest and most complex words that she can.

 

[L00kform3]

Why doesn’t she let Coco stay in her pyjamas comfortable for a bit? It’s 7:15 and she’s fully dressed in tights and a dress. I don’t know why it aggravates me so much but it just does.

 

[youdontknowme744]

So she's saying most mornings coco has a nap after the boob just before the school run. Jesus christ she's nearly 2 ..say no the the tit! She is a newborn that needs it she's a toddler. Am I wrong guys?

Still feeding at 2 is perfectly normal.

 

[Kellyg]

If the school was to pick up on the potential choking hazard of all that plastic paraphernalia she puts in edwardian and greystones lunch box I can imagine her status would go something like this
" so I was approached by a troll today aka Mrs jones my ' pre schoolers teacher ' and she told me the pointless stuff I put in his lunch box is a choking hazard. Little does she know q doctor told me once that it was actually beneficial to them to have this crap in their lunch box. If this teacher hasn't got anything nice to say ( I mean that as licking my arse) then they should say nothing! Trolls with nothing better to do than look after my child's needs .
Then the screenshot of arse lickers saying " ignore the haters babe I too like to insert choking hazards into my child's pretentious expensive lunch box" will be plastered on her stories

 

[Purplepeople]

So the railway she booked was £85. I reckon the one she missed that she mentioned was expensive I reckon was Marsh farm which would have been about £150 (I’m local to these places and everyone has been going nuts about Marsh Farm prices this year - it’s always been expensive but their Christmas festival is extortionate. Some families with multiple kids have actually said it’s cheaper for them to go to Lapland U.K.). Like someone else said she could have offered the tickets away when she couldn’t go

if this is her Halloween spending then can you imagine Christmas!
Also echoing what everyone else has said. All this spending means squat when it comes to those kids’ happiness and well-being. I can’t afford to get mine much for Christmas this year and have been stocking up on little crafty things and books that don’t cost much, or buying things from Vinted. But I don’t give two shits, I know I’m a present and attentive mum and that’s more important

 

[Corona]

We know the ins and outs of Coco's bowel movements, she literally went through a phase filming stories daily talking about Coco's poo. There is NO WAY she'd have taken Grayson to a specialist or anything of the sort without mentioning it.

 

[Kellyg]

I am so done with the absolute utter bullshit and complaining she does every single day. We get it George...we get it. You can't cope with being at home with the kids. Nobody told you to have 4 and nobody told you you need to attach yourself to cocopowder like a magnet, then complain that she's clingy. Why the fuck is she trying to make her husband feel bad for going out to work?? If it wasn't for him she wouldn't live her privileged lifestyle. But no, that's not good enough is it? She still feels her Job is harder. It's not a competition. I'm so over mums comparing themselves to others and claiming that they have such a harder job. Yea being at home is hard. I work full time now but when I was at home I struggled but do you know what I also knew? That my husband had an extremely physically demanded job that took it out of him. He never complained, he got on with it and was still a hands on dad (rightly so) when he came home. I got to sit on the sofa with my baby and toddler, he didn't....he got to have a breather when I didn't....I didn't have to worry about earning to keep the family....he did. See? It works both ways and I'm so over this whole thing of hailing mothers as hero's and pretty much degrading men by making out that their job is worthless and supposedly 'easy' when in reality it's not. You know who works the hardest? Everyone....mum...dad....whoever....we all have a lot on our plate! She chose to have 4 kids and stay at home....the husband is the breadwinner....how about she respects that too and realise how lucky she really is. Telling someone especially your husband that you work harder than them in my opinion is just fucking shit!

 

[tidalwave]

Ugh that Halloween set up. I so wish I could afford to spoil my kids that much, having a bad night and seeing that has made me feel shitty not going to lie! I'm sure I'm not the only one she's made feel this way with the amount she spoils them.

It can be hard, but try not to feel bad. Everything there is just absolute rubbish, a pile of tat. None of those kids will appreciate it, and what they won't get, which they will want the most, is a present, relaxed and happy Mum, who enjoys spending time with them.

 

[Kellyg]

Any questions about lunch boxes?? Wtf? What could anyone possibly ask about lunch boxes? Yes cos we're all such working class peasants George who can't parent our kids to the point where we can't even make our children lunch boxes. Thank goodness we have you to tell us what to do?? I went to put a sandwich in my youngest this morning and I thought bugger me am I doing this wrong?? I must ask geogre! I also.didnt have any plastic tomato stalks so how the hell will my child get through the day without this?? We ate breakfast together too which was totally wrong as there were no screens around. Useless wet blanket of a parent

 

[Corona]

I thought Grayson dressing up constantly and going to bed bed in his costumes meant he was ND? But now she's saying Wardo did the same!?

And I know we've mentioned it a billion times but I absolutely cannot get over her giving her 21 month old an iPad to eat. And in her stories the TV is ALWAYS on even when it's just her and Coco in the house. She really pisses me off and I genuinely feel so sad for those kids, but I don't want to stop watching because I like this thread!!!

 

[what_the_actual]

It's not a surprise they eat "better" infront of a TV show. There's studies that show you'll eat more when sat infront of a screen because you're distracted. Eating more doesn't equate to eating better, they're just not listening to full signals etc.

 

[what_the_actual]

George's book on parenting
'How to parents with your tits and tat'

Can this be the next thread title?

 

[Kellyg]

“Hey guys! Everything will be ok! If you’re lucky one day you can parent just like me!!”

no thanks george

George's book on parenting
'How to parents with your tits and tat'

 

[L00kform3]

Making out Grayson is ND because he loves dressing up and wanted to wear the costume to bed? Is she having me on? My son is ND George because he walks on his tiptoes, is severely delayed in his speech, flaps his hands, dislikes other children and spins. What I would fucking give for my only worry to be that he likes to dress up. She winds me up. All this about Grayson whilst Coco has never crawled and doesn’t walk by the age of almost 2. But oh nooooo, that doesn’t concern her at all. I can’t with this woman.

 

[itsasecretduh]

I’m sorry but does Rodge own any other trousers other than those skin tight grey jeans? Has George spent all their money on clothes for Cocopops so he can’t afford a second pair? All in favour of starting a Go Fund Me for Rodge’s wardrobe so we’re not subjected to them on another weekend day out say I…