Wearing Harry Potter type glasses all the time even thought they don't need glasses
I would say that's more the professional eco-warrior types. Hipsters tend to be immaculate.Don’t shave their armpits?
Guilty as charged!Slags off the daily mail but frequently quotes daily mail articles refering to it as 'daily fail' by way of defence.
I have a basket on the front of my bike, but in my defence, it: 1) came with it; and 2) is retro-style so has that lookWhat do you find pretentious and annoying about 'too cool for school types'
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Having a bicycle with a basket on the front
Beards
Sitting in Cafes for hours on end buying only one drink pretending to be working
Stating they're Vegan but not actually properly knowing what it is
Playing an acoustic guitar
Only smoking roll ups
Putting a flower in their hair when at a festival
Only drinking £4.00+ micro-brewery beer
Reeling off 20 bands or artists you've never heard which all turn out to feature their friends and haven't actually recorded anything yet
Guilty as charged hahaDr martens
I imagine you've seen the 'Cool to be a head video' LOL. Even though that's a tad dated now it's still pretty spot on.Oh god, a few of my cousins are the BIGGEST hipsters going.. Christmas dinner with them is insufferable.
These are people who went to art college with their fellow hipsters and did degrees in 'visual cultures', 'service design', 'new media studies' (i.e. I wanted the vibe of going to art college, but I can't draw for tit).
They frequent restaurants that serve drinks in mason jars, have menus in childrens books and paintings of weird moustaches on the wall. They will also usually only eat foods from countries whose cuisines haven't gone too mainstream (yet). duck your wagamama ramen, that's sooo basic... I only want authentic Vietnamese pho and a kambucha bubble tea smoothie from a food truck that hasn't registered with the food safety authority. If they decide that alcohol is acceptable, only ales from micro-brewers and the likes are acceptable. And for the love of god, don't bring up the micro-brew beers with them, I swear they could go on about IPAs for months.
Buying clothes is a whole ordeal with them as well... everything is 'thrifted' or from a 'vintage' pop-up store (charity shop goods, but at ridiculously high hipster prices). Every shop is a pop-up. They all have strange tattoos, usually a crescent moon shape being a common denominator.
They have all been 'DJs' at one point and 'dropped tracks' of synthwavey rit on YouTube with music videos are so highly saturated in contrast that you'll think that you just dropped a tab of acid after watching it. Also they have weird ass raves and concerts... music that "doesn't exactly fit into any genre??" in abandoned warehouses. Oh and if they're not into making music (if you can call it that), they're into photography. Which none of them are great at either.
Smoking weed has somehow become toxic in their minds, but at their crappy get-togethers everyone is on pills. They claim they go to a spiritual retreat ('a healing ceremony') every year to have deep emotional experiences under the guidance of a 'Shaman' but it's really just them doing hallucinogenic drugs in a field somewhere with a dealer who read a book on new age philosophies.
Finally, they all say they work in media.. but they're all on the dole (and this was pre-covid).
Dickheads. The lot of them.
Such an earworm - and accurateI imagine you've seen the 'Cool to be a head video' LOL. Even though that's a tad dated now it's still pretty spot on.
i wouldn't say they are generally considered hipster, maybe for some people! i've been wearing them non stop since elementary school, they are just the best shoes possible in my opinionIt makes me sad that Doc Martens are considered hipster. They were the uniform of my late eighties goth student days and I regularly wear some form of clunky boots even now in my 50s.