Things that you find Hipster

[Warpaint]

What do you find pretentious and annoying about 'too cool for school types'
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Having a bicycle with a basket on the front

Beards

Sitting in Cafes for hours on end buying only one drink pretending to be working

Stating they're Vegan but not actually properly knowing what it is

Playing an acoustic guitar

Only smoking roll ups

Putting a flower in their hair when at a festival

Only drinking £4.00+ micro-brewery beer

Reeling off 20 bands or artists you've never heard which all turn out to feature their friends and haven't actually recorded anything yet

 

[Gertrude]

Grown men in skinny jeans

 

[under the ivy]

Craft beer and people who go on about it

Those shipping containers that turn into shops/bars

fjallraven kanken backpacks (I admittedly own one )

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Craft beer and people who go on about it

Those shipping containers that turn into shops/bars

fjallraven kanken backpacks (I admittedly own one )

OMG there are about three of those bars opened up a year or so ago near me, pre covid and they are old shipping containers, the people that drink there are definitely hipster types haha, I quite like them but they are so expensive because its mainly craft beers

 

[chandlercheesecake]

Women with really short coloured hair and nose rings.

Moustaches

 

[Warpaint]

Anyone who suggests a "Quirky little artisan bakery" as a lunch option.

Cat Cafes

 

[Crunky_Snack]

Those stupid tiny beanies that blokes seem to be loving My bf wears them every day despite the fact that his head could easily be mistaken for a large pumpkin

 

[Gertrude]

Bragging about not having a TV

Women with really short coloured hair and nose rings.

I have a nose ring, but I'm definitely not a hipster plus I don't have short hair, haha!

 

[Delia Smith]

Any independent coffee shop where the barista has a long beard and handlebar moustache and that aloof way of serving you - not eye contact etc.

 

[Belulah]

Micro Breweries.
kids in vintage The Simpsons T-Shirt
Kids called Eddie

 

[jaymie]

Thinking that vaccination only benefits Bill Gates You know, alternative thinking

 

[supernintendochalmers]

Drinking out of Mason jars.

 

[Pinkblush]

Smug, judgemental, opinionated and self righteous attitude on almost every topic discussed

Mocks main stream music

Will let you know (even though you didn't ask) that they 'cooked it from scratch' or that 'its home made'

Its not avocado on toast its 'smashed' avocado on toast

Slags off the daily mail but frequently quotes daily mail articles refering to it as 'daily fail' by way of defence.

Boasts about buying food at farmers markets/waitrose

Will let you know that carlsberg and fosters are piss and that they only drink craft beer.

Wouldn't dream of buying lunch from pret or coffee from any of the large corporate chain coffee shops.

Drug taking and getting wasted is cool but don't light up a fag near me

Lectures on pollution/climate/environment but its okay for trucks/vans to pollute the air we breathe so they get their online shopping.

Superiority complex because they do yoga/pilates/ jogging/cycling/ clean eating

Last but not least, being mats on twitter

 

[jaymie]

Dr martens

 

[JoeBloggs]

Kombucha.
Top knots.
Badly home dyed hair in a mixture of colours and roots.
Short jeans, turned up and boots.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

"Man buns"

Gluten-free, sugar-free, wheat-free, dairy-free etc. diet despite having no medical conditions that require them to cut out food groups

Kefir

Self-righteous comments on companies' social media accounts to complain about them not paying taxes or something. Most of these accounts are run by interns, it won't reach the people who could actually do something about it.

Uses mineral deodorant, Kingfisher toothpaste, and thinks that makeup is poisonous

 

[Vroomvroom]

Ha ha I love craft beer and think regular lager is piss but I’m definitely in no way a hipster!

 

[jaymie]

Happily paying for £3.5/cup of flat white and avo toast while complaining about tuition fee, living standards and hating evil corporations

 

[Kim Mild]

Having loads of tattoos in quick succession, all the tattoos have the same theme.

Or having tiny tattoos that are thin lines .

Either driving an old car from the 70s/80s/90s or a brand new Audi/bmw/merc. ( there is no in between with hipsters).

The stereotypical hipster stuff like beards, man buns , moustaches , craft beer etc

Ha ha I love craft beer and think regular lager is piss but I’m definitely in no way a hipster!

It's much nicer than lager.


Also remember the video of the bloke riding a penny farthing then the dpd van knocked him over? He was pure hipster.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

What do you find pretentious and annoying about 'too cool for school types'
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Having a bicycle with a basket on the front

Beards

Sitting in Cafes for hours on end buying only one drink pretending to be working

Stating they're Vegan but not actually properly knowing what it is

Playing an acoustic guitar

Only smoking roll ups

Putting a flower in their hair when at a festival

Only drinking £4.00+ micro-brewery beer

Reeling off 20 bands or artists you've never heard which all turn out to feature their friends and haven't actually recorded anything yet

I've got a bicycle with a basket on the front, and I can assure you I'm no hipster. More like an old fogie who just happened to purchase a second hand bike, with the basket already attatched.