Carrying on hating because it's pumpkin patch season! #MakingMemories
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I think pumpkin patches used to be pick your own as in you cut it off at the stem and took it home. Now enterprising field owners just dump a load of presumably supermarket reject pumpkins(?) in a field and charge gullible types for the privilege of picking it up off the ground and taking photos.
I’ve got an accidental pumpkin patch, grown from the compost bin. We’ve been waiting for months to see if they were melons or marrows but they’re definitely pumpkins, bright yellow and round. If anyone wants to #makememories then pop round. 
People who constantly write "be kind"
And then are the bitchiest people you ever will meet
Yes!!And then are the bitchiest people you ever will meet
And who are ‘not kind’ themselves
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain.
duck. Off.
duck. Off.
People who have a larger following and think they are famous 
they may get recognised but they are not famous!
they may get recognised but they are not famous!Usually those who don't practice what they preach
#bekind should really be replaced by #bepettyspitefulmaliciousbitchyunpleasantnasty
On another note, I hate those facebook phishing games where you 'play' a game to find out your personality/true love/perfect career. Why can't people see that answering questions about their first pet, best childhood memory and street name might just be fodder for identity thieves and not a fun way to spend a few minutes of your day?
On another note, I hate those facebook phishing games where you 'play' a game to find out your personality/true love/perfect career. Why can't people see that answering questions about their first pet, best childhood memory and street name might just be fodder for identity thieves and not a fun way to spend a few minutes of your day?
As twee as pumpkin picking is, the other end of the October attention seeking scale has to be wannabes dressing like spooky strippers to get their names in the papers or more followers. Helen Flanagan has kicked off the spectacle early...
www.dailymail.co.uk
('Ample assets'
DM speak is gross)
Helen Flanagan flaunts her ample assets and figure in skimpy costumes
The former Coronation Street star, 33, tried on a number of skimpy costumes that showed off her sensational figure.
('Ample assets'
DM speak is gross)
So mein to do that
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When are you going to wear this the rest of the year?!
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When are you going to wear this the rest of the year?!
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Playtrays. Perfect looking mother spends at least two days dyeing pasta, making play sand/earth, buying little toys, then arranges them beautifully in a plastic tray for a toddler to essentially smash up.
What is the point? The only person playing is the mother, as the kid has nothing to do except mess it up?
What is the point? The only person playing is the mother, as the kid has nothing to do except mess it up?
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is performance parenting at it's best. Way to make the majority of working mothers feel guilty because we don't make our children their own toys. My son only ever plays with Lego and his plastic dinosaurs anyway, he would probably eat a play tray.
is performance parenting at it's best. Way to make the majority of working mothers feel guilty because we don't make our children their own toys. My son only ever plays with Lego and his plastic dinosaurs anyway, he would probably eat a play tray.All that effort poured into making that sensory bin, painstakingly blogged and photographed, only for the child to interact with it for precisely five minutes before upending the lot on the floor.
These sorts of people have naff-all to do all day, kept at home , etc
It's beyond ludicrous
It's beyond ludicrous
Bloody hell those play trays are £50 quid each. And as with most things the kids will probably prefer the box. I used to give mine baking tins, bin tins and the little fairycake wrappers and a selection of dried beans/lentils/ rice and let them faff about with it. Requires no food colouring or aesthetic fannying around and then I chuck the stuff in the compost bin and wash the tins and put the mushed up paper in the recycling. They had fun and I wasn't require to have a degree in mini set building to do it
What shall we have for Christmas dinner?
When should I put my tree up?
What shall I put in my kid’s party bags?
What can I give my child for lunch?
What colour would you decorate this wall?
Where shall I go on holiday?
Would you go to the school if your kid was told off for breathing?
What shall I buy my child/Nan/other half/neighbour/cat/neighbour’s cat for their birthday?
How about YOU live YOUR life, do what suits yourself/your family/your budget and stop asking randoms on Facebook every bloody little thing?!? There’s an idea for you.
Surprised no one’s asked if they should breathe today or use the loo later
When should I put my tree up?
What shall I put in my kid’s party bags?
What can I give my child for lunch?
What colour would you decorate this wall?
Where shall I go on holiday?
Would you go to the school if your kid was told off for breathing?
What shall I buy my child/Nan/other half/neighbour/cat/neighbour’s cat for their birthday?
How about YOU live YOUR life, do what suits yourself/your family/your budget and stop asking randoms on Facebook every bloody little thing?!? There’s an idea for you.
Surprised no one’s asked if they should breathe today or use the loo later
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