TheTimTracker

[peteykirch]

Dim is heading into the MK....it's already 4:30PM. He is going to stay until closing which is 7PM.

He wants to see if they close the park differently.

Tim upset that he's not the only person on the Admiral Joe Potter.

Tim makes a note there are "a lot" of people sitting on the curbs on Main Street...it's to my count 4 people.

Tim is riding the Magic Carpets of Aladdin....he's using his knee to move the lever up/down.

Tim late to the party shows his viewers the concept art for the rethemed Splash Mountain...be easy on them y'all they aren't a news site.

Tim makes a point that he doesn't have to worry about running into people as he vlogs.....but those pesky curbs are still out to get him.

Tim has to make a point that the diamond on the Diamond Horseshoe sign isn't a real diamond. Thanks for that tidbit of info Timbo.

Tim is going to ride the carousel making sure not to touch anything again. I don't get why he just ride a ride as it's intended and just sanitize once you get off the ride.

Tim looks a popcorn cart, the CM greets Tim and he doesn't even acknowledge the CM.

Also Tim doesn't understand force perspective.

Tim reading Disney facts that he looked up to sound like he actually knows something.

Tim doesn't understand DVC and Adventures by Disney overlap.

Tim makes his way to the Tron construction and immediately gets hot and bothered.

Tim mobile orders a hot dog but can't use any condiments because they sit in a communal bucket even though they are single serve and sealed....Does he not realize that he can get the packet of ketchup or mustard open it put it on the hot dog and sanitize your hands right afterwards before you eat. He spent the entire time complaining about the hot dog and how he wishes it had condiments/toppings.

Tim who is afraid of enclosed spaces, is going to take the elevator to the top of Astro Orbiter...yes it's 1 party/person per elevator trip up, but that doesn't mean someone hasn't touched anything inside that elevator.

Tim now waits inside MK as people leave because it's way too many people to get onto the Ferry Boat with.

 

[peteykirch]

 

[peteykirch]

Remember when Tim and Jenn used their "serious adult voices" and said if you're looking for reopening content they aren't going to do that....

Yet TIm goes to Universal and Sea World less than a week after they reopened.

 

[peteykirch]

OMG, this guy is so full of self importance!! Too full of himself that he can only ride the front row of big thunder in case people in front of him yell or scream! Seriously germophobia taken to a whole new level . Why is even there? Oh yes...$$$

Then he spent the whole ride YELLING AND SCREAMING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[KINGAA]

She actually went after a load of people on Twitter a number of years ago, she can be quite a nasty piece of work by all accounts.

His Facebook from way back when before YT is quite funny, he's a proper Billy No Mates.

Yeah I used to love love love them, then I saw her having a go at people on twitter, like not even the people tweeting her, going after their friends etc it was happening all the time - she’s very different on social media to YouTube and read their thread on another gossip site and now I can’t stand them.

Both so very fake, not nice to fans they have PO Box mail still unopened years later - how rude!!!, Jenn can be VERY nasty, they also don’t really know much about Disney at all, he has no clue when he’s walking around about what actually is going on. I also find it strange they have a Nanny, like what do they do all day to need a Nanny?! Jenns at home most of the time with god knows what issues she has!

 

[2020planner]

I think the Slackers are very stand offish to the other Vloggers. I think they are threatened by them, and maybe they should be. Other vloggers are way more knowledgeable and get breaking news out quicker. I see so many collaborating all the time and giving shout outs to subscribe to their channels and it really is a lovely thing.

Adam and Dim have been "friends" for a while. I think it was Jenn that got in the way of that(I think I read that somewhere). With Cory, he seems to just be a nice person and I think he respects Dim and his vlog channel and wanted to say hi. Dim kind of acted like an ass to Cory if you ask me on Cory's live stream, which seems about par for the course anymore with Dim.

The Trackholes definitely think VERY highly of themselves. They are not lacking in the ego department.

That reddit / subreddit comment (by Jenn, it seems) was simply yet another attempt to play the victim. They (she) do (does) that so well.

It's always someone ELSE's fault with the two of them. They can't collab because the "trolls" ruin it. Sure....

Heck, she couldn't even firmly apologize for her behavior in the "is gay contagious" video. She lied and blamed it on "context" in that she was *actually* simply mocking *other* people who would say such a silly thing. Yeah, Jenn. Right. You were flirting with him in the video and said a stupid thing while he was filming and then he uploaded it for everyone to see. No "context" needed.

They are such freaking frauds.

 

[2020planner]

That comment about "trolls" *has* to be the work of Jenn. I am pretty sure she threw around the term on Twitter a lot. I do not see Tim using that word in his general vocabulary like she would. So, I think *she* is the one manning the reddit / subreddit / whatever it is. I could be wrong, but she'd have more time to monitor these things than Tim - who is running around the parks looking for ominous clouds, hidden places to eat his food, and sanitizing his hands every 30 sec.

 

[snowfox]

Does anyone watch ResortTV1? I really like those guys and their live streams of the parks are always fun to watch. The whole family just seem like huge Disney fans (their parents included) and it radiates off their videos.

So, I just watched a video where Jenna talks about her being infertile and it was heartbreaking. Just made me think of Jenn's self diagnoses of being infetrtile, when this poor woman actually is and has tried, medically, and through adoption, to have kids, and nothing has worked out for her and her husband. She says the only thing they haven't tried is surrogacy, because of how expensive it is.

Anyway, the difference when someone is genuine and honest about things to their followers, compared to sympathy reaching Jenn, becomes more and more obvious.

 

[SheDaisy]

After reading these people's responses to yours...

Excuse my language...but the Trackers are NOT in f$%king quarantine.

People have been throwing that word around way too freely. These two are just oddball backwards idiots. Whether for real or acting as such at this point. I repeat - they are NOT in a f$%king quarantine period. They are not locked down. They are not required to stay home. They are choosing to do all that on their own. Other people are going about their lives here in Orlando (and elsewhere!) safely - wearing a mask and social distancing. With and without children. Life is going on.

I just can't anymore with these stans.

Exactly. If they were truly in quarantine they wouldn't be going anywhere. They would be staying home. 27/7. The only reason they had their "friend" over today was because he's a cast member and they gotta stay in their good graces.The stand are really pissing me off. I call them out and get told, oh what else are they supposed to do? Oh I don't know, maybe what every other vlogger that has a channel does. Put out good content.

Adam the Woo and Paging Mr. Morrow are the two best ones that come to mind. I just can't with Tim and Jen anymore....

Since i'm a little upset at a few things today. I figured that I'd go all in on it....LOL!!

Michelle1 second ago
@Cindy Coleman Excuse me, but they are not, I repeat not, in quarntine. You do know that if they were Tim wouldn't go to the parks. AT ALL. He wouldn't have went to the re-openings of all the parks. Something they both said you wouldn't find on their channel. They wouldn't go to a local park. And they certainly wouldn't be having friends over. Quarantine is when you are with just you and your immediate family. My sister in NJ had to do that. She had to have her food delivered and couldn't leave the house for almost a month. That is true quarantine. So miss me with the fake outrage at me....
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[Bangarang0522]

Exactly. I love how he gives little bits of trivia and little known facts about the parks. He also knows a lot about Walt Disney and isn't afraid to share it with his viewers. He knows what he's talking about and I think that's what scares Jen. Which is why she cuts him out of a lot of their videos.

They know nothing compared to Adam. They're not Disney Fans, they're not Harry Potter fans or anything in Universal for that matter. They should not have the subscriber count that they do. Tim just knew how to market himself and was in the right place at the right time to build the channel. I have to imagine that he's bought at least 150,000 of those subscribers.

 

[Pop!91]

The Trackers: if you want opening content you won’t find it on this channel...

Meanwhile in Florida -

Also The Trackers:

 

[peteykirch]

Timbo is at Hollywood Studios...on the 2nd day of operation, so it's totally not reopening content.

He's excited he gets to ride rides unlike Epcot since Studios has 2 outdoor rides.

Weatherman Tim suggests coming to the parks after the rain because it's slower.

Tim complained the Frozen line was ridiculously long at 30 minutes, but then thinks the Mickey Runaway Railway ride at 70 minutes isn't "that long".

Tim looked absolutely petrified on Swirling Saucers because he's afraid of touching anything.

Tim once again demanded the front row on a roller coaster.

Tim must've read the board because he didn't scream or shout once during the ride.

Tim couldn't figure out how to get a boarding pass for Rise of the Resistance. He went to Guest Relations to complain but they handwaved him.

 

[PoorKid]

Dim is nuts! On his quest for a hot dog yesterday at the MK, he couldn’t possibly do a mobile order at Cosmic Rays, because that would mean he would have to enter a building to go inside for a few minutes yet today he’s more than happy to into what looks like a small and confined HHN shop without issue. Where are his priorities?

I honestly think he just hates WDW and didn't want to be there pre-COVID and now it's an excuse for him to do as little as possible while he's there. They've always been bigger fans of Universal, particularly all the Halloween stuff, but it's Disney that butters their half a million dollar bread.

 

[Minniemousesshoes]

But sanitise remove mask sanitise is correct. Means you reduce risk of contaminating your mask in case hands are contaminated but mask isn’t. Only takes a little time.

 

[Jen237]

OMG, this guy is so full of self importance!! Too full of himself that he can only ride the front row of big thunder in case people in front of him yell or scream! Seriously germophobia taken to a whole new level . Why is even there? Oh yes...$$$

 

[KINGAA]

But I don’t think he should mod his own Reddit, it will turn into YouTube comments where if you don’t lick his arse you will get removed!

 

[peteykirch]

Tim is at Animal Kingdom to do another tour around the park for things he didn't notice before...this is part 2 because money.

He also wants to find Halloween Merch because it's August.

Tim confused because he's seen a convertible Bentley at Epcot and now AK. Though it's 2 different ones. Timbo the Bentley is in preferred because they don't want to park with the commoners, just like how you don't want to ride the bus or skyliner with other people.

Tim thanks for telling us Pandora wasn't there when the park opened in 1998.

Tim once again explaining the new pin trading procedure because he hasn't beaten that horse to death yet.

Tim showing us rocks that somewhat look like abstract animals in the Oasis.

Tim went inside a store! He coated his entire body with hand sanitizer before entering. JACKPOT! He found Halloween Merch!

Tim confused if the Nightmare Before Christmas backpack is Loungefly or not.

Timbo embracing the good old days of price and point and being confused by price tags.

Tim's "tips" and "stories" are absolute trash compared to what WDWNT has been doing with their Historical Walking Tours at the Parks, but then again Timbo isn't a news site so they don't have to be accurate or informative.

Tim calls Joe Rohde's new Youtube miniseries is Roads Less Traveled....wrong Timbo it's The Rohde's Less Traveled.

Tim "We saw Tiger Cubs a few years ago, I wonder how old they are now." Well Timbo they are at least a few years older.

Tim who panicked about being indoors, runs right into the indoor bat exhibit with no qualms, nor does he immediately sanitize his hands or anything after opening and closing the doors in and out.

Tim trying way too hard to piece together a few murals near the Tiger exhibit to have a profound meaning or something.

TIm with sage like advice to download the guide so you know what animals you are looking at.

The theme of this video is Tim pretending to be impressed by every single wood carving.

Tim breaking down random stone carvings is beyond painful...it's just about man destroying nature and realizing that he needs nature to survive so he tries to fix his misdeeds.

Tim gets nervous because it starts to get windy, so that means there will be rain.

Tim calls the peaks of Expedition Everest "spires"

Tim says they will have to make another trip out because money and Jenn can't edit a video this long...He still needs to do Dinoland and Pandora so odds are they'll be 2 more parts....

Tim amazed how much theming is in Animal Kingdom, as if it's a brand new thing he didn't notice.

 

[peteykirch]

Tim is going to the Animal Kingdom because he wants to see the "details" that he can't see when it's busy.

Tim trying to drop some knowledge about how AK was supposed to have a Beastly Kingdom area based around mythical creatures.

It's 1:20PM and 95 degrees...wow Tim you mean it gets hot in the afternoon in Florida during August?

Tim tells us he's a Pisces, so now we can read his astrology horoscopes. His today reads "You will profit off of those less fortunate than you."

Tim fishing for comments asking us "What animal is that in the Tree of Life."

Timbo with another fun fact that the Tree of Life is using an Oil Rig as it's skeletal structure.

Tim pays a visit to a tortoise exhibit, where we see Jenn's relatives because she's slower than death when it comes to editing.

Tim wants to see the "fairly new" baby Gorilla...you know the baby Gorilla that people have been seeing for weeks. Once again late to the game again Tim.

Tim asks his viewers what does this message in Swahili means, because you know the average Tracker stan is fluent in Swahili.

Tim is showing us the "You are the most beautiful" wall...you know the wall that people have known about for ages.

Tim is going to have to do a part 2 for this video because doing it one video isn't just profitable enough, plus doing that much editing for one video would trigger all of Jenn's phobias/fears/etc.

 

[Bangarang0522]

The Trackholes definitely think VERY highly of themselves. They are not lacking in the ego department.

That reddit / subreddit comment (by Jenn, it seems) was simply yet another attempt to play the victim. They (she) do (does) that so well.

It's always someone ELSE's fault with the two of them. They can't collab because the "trolls" ruin it. Sure....

Heck, she couldn't even firmly apologize for her behavior in the "is gay contagious" video. She lied and blamed it on "context" in that she was *actually* simply mocking *other* people who would say such a silly thing. Yeah, Jenn. Right. You were flirting with him in the video and said a stupid thing while he was filming and then he uploaded it for everyone to see. No "context" needed.

They are such freaking frauds.

I don't understand why Adam still hangs out with Tim when he's in FL. It seemed like they used to be good friends, then Jenn got in the way of that. It also didnt help that Tim got such a big head when he started getting more subscribers than Adam. They are definitely threatened by other vloggers. They don't see themselves getting any publicity out of collaborations, they see it as giving someone with less subscribers a boost and possibly turning them in to real competition by letting their subscribers see someone new and possibly taking that subscribe away from them.

I always go back to when Rise of the Resistance opened. Adam was interviewing other vloggers to see how they liked it. So was Super Enthused, Theme Park Expedition and Paging Mister Morrow. They were all having so much fun together talking to each other. Then you got Tim, all by himself not interacting with anyone. He may have talked to Adam for a bit but he had too much self importance to put anyone else in his precious vlog.

 

[scrummybrendan]

I picture Jenn making Timbo sleep on a little bench stool at the foot of the bed like Jan did to Michael Scott.

This cracked me up