TheTimTracker

[peteykirch]

Tim is back at Epcot, and he's back to try some dishes he didn't try last time. He realized that there are a lot of secluded areas because it only took him like 5 visits to realize the parks are absolutely barren.

53 seconds in and Tim states he just heard thunder, so rain is on the horizon.

He got there at 3:30PM....he found a pin trading board, apparently it's the only one in the park and it's only available for 1 hour....

Tim states the park is open to 9PM and that the park would be super empty, he doesn't foresee himself staying that late...well no crap Timbo, if you spent more than 2 hours outside.

Tim sprints from the beginning of World Showcase to China to hide from the rain....He's upset because people found his spot to hide. Tim ventures out, because he feels the rain will end shortly....*narrator voice* It doesn't end shortly.

Timbo who is afraid to touch things/random surfaces, gets a fork, takes his mask off, puts the fork which he held in his hands, into his mouth by handle and then proceeds to sanitize his hands.......

Also...Tim who has lived in Florida his entire life, is wearing all black like an idiot then complains about how hot it is.

Tim wants to get a Pulled Pork Slider from Hawaii but doesn't know where to eat it, despite him starting the video boasting about how there are so many secluded areas to eat safely.

Tim gets the French duck confit and hightails it to Morocco to eat it, however he exclaims there's a lot of people there.....

Tim is not happy with his duck purchase...

He instead doubles down on Brazil and gets the cheesebread and pork belly. Success! Tim's basic palate has him super enjoy the cheesebread...Tim complains the pork is flavorless and the beans overpower the pork. He said flavorless, but then said it has "good flavor". I can't even.

 

[Charm]

no I’m sorry. Tim is 38 now. So even 10/11 years ago, he was in his late 20s. He wasn’t a stupid teenager making jokes when he didn’t know better. What they said is indefensible and they say that themselves. I don’t believe they have “grown up” because you definitely don’t need TOLD at nearly 40 years old that the comments made were wrong.

If they knew the comments were so bad before, why have they only removed the videos now? If they actually had “grown up” they’d have realised this years ago and not when they were publicly called out on the internet and people were trying to let Disney and the parks know who they were working with.

They’re not sorry for their comments, they’re sorry they got caught.

Their channel is 11 years old. That video was more like 7 years ago, they were in their 30's. Not only were they Ok with the theme of the party (and a group of friends with the same idea of "fun"), but they saw nothing wrong with vlogging and uploading it online. Furthermore, he has apologized for that video in the past but still kept it up, until now. Their only change at this point is to be more discreet with their racism.

I'm tired of their dopey, moronic, personalities. They seem to go through life confused.

 

[YouKnowSoFlo]

Tiffany Ann going to attempt to kidnap baby Jack$on whenever the entire Slacker Household goes to the parks again.

Jenn is so busy making up fake threats about people showing up at their door, that she doesn't recognize an actual threat.

This is why you don't shove your freaking kid in front of the camera for the very second he pops out of you.

 

[peteykirch]

Tim went to the Studios...

He wanted to see what the crowd levels are like at the Studios.....at 4 PM.

Also it just rained so Tim is extra aroused because of this.

Tim is nervous is because there are a lot of people milling around for a RotR boarding pass and he doesn't have an entire themepark to himself.

Tim who did no research is shocked there is a Mickey and Friends cavalcade at the Studios.

Tim using logic that the Studios seems busier than Epcot because it's smaller.

More than 20 people in a wide angle shot = OMFG ITS SO CROWDED

Tim about 10 times made notes of "People sitting around" and he seems very upset by this.

Tim telling us what food places are closed at the Studios...you know information that can easily be researched by anyone.

Tim amazed that when you go from a narrow walkway to wide open spaces that the crowd levels seem to diminish.

Tim actually poked fun at himself for wondering if Backlot Express was open after filming a sign saying it closed at 4PM, while vlogging at 4:30PM.

Tim confused as to why there are large pockets of people...you know standing around the RoTR queue versus a random corner of Galaxy's Edge.

20 people on Susnset Blvd = Crowded
20 people in Toy Story Land = NOT CROWDED AT ALL

Tim have some god damn consistency

Tim is "Screaming within his Heart" as he experiences A.S.S Within the first 2 seconds of the ride starting he shouts "WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH"

Tim once again requested the front row of Slinky Dog.

98% of this vlog could've been done anyone just using the My Disney Experience App to see wait times and what food places are open.

 

[2020planner]

OMG ... you are the users I’ve been waiting for
so accurate

@2020planner @peteykirch

This thread is brill

I'm an Orlando local (and former CM) who started watching the Trackers back in 2012. I've got LOTS of info / comments on them. LOL

 

[Blueblooded]

If you don’t get the hate, why are you on this thread? You must have noticed at least one thing they do that doesn’t sit well with you to be here in the first place.

If you’re here to defend them, you’ll be wasting your time.

 

[2020planner]

ok fair enough. I know Jen can be a bitch sometimes but I’ve found their vlogs informative but never watch their live streams. I only watch twitch but I do not get that argument about the superchats because they live in a 450,000 house. And? It’s not like a gun is to anyone’s head. They can still watch can’t they? It’s like if people drop bits and sub trains on twitch. Ok cool I’m happy for the hustle, just because they are comfy they turn them off? Why?

What was the skinny on the water hose theft thing? And the cruise thing?

I forgot to mention they buy subs and views.

Re: House and Water Theft. They started out vlogging back 11 years ago and moved from place to place renting houses. They then bought an old 2-story in Sanford (I'm a local) that was in a so-so neighborhood; some nice houses, some not-so-nice houses. They then moved in Aug 2018 to a $450K in Lake Nona; new(er); gated community; night and day from the Sanford house. In Oct 2018, they made a vlog where they were working on their bathroom remodel and lamenting about someone coming onto their property and stealing their water, that there was nothing the water dept. or the cops could do (? which was strange ?) and nothing they could really do about it.

People were commenting en masse about how awful that was (helps w/ the YT algorithm to have lots of comments - hence why they ask such dumb, common sense questions all the time to prompt people to answer; it's a gimmick they do). They then disclosed to viewers in Dec 2018 that they moved and they very carefully downplayed the size of the home (4 bdrm 3.5 bath), etc.

Thus, they weren't living at the Sanford house while the theft was going on; it was a vacant house. Also, the ex of the guy who supposedly was stealing the water made a video and posted it on YT about how the Trackers are two-faced and that she had been friendly with them (even her daughter swam in their pool with them) and had told them to please tell her first if they had any issues with her ex (who was the next-door neighbor renting a place) and that she'd deal with it (I guess he had a few screws loose). SO - again, just like with the girl with the Universal pic on IG - rather than dealing with something privately - like adults do - they blast the issue ALL OVER THEIR YT CHANNEL to gain sympathy, comments, views, etc. (again, this was not a safety issue like they were pushing; the house was vacant because they were already living in Lake Nona).

RE: the Super Chat. They were doing super chats tons of times. They knew how to turn it off. They feign ignorance when it benefits them. And I'm sorry, but having super chats when you recently moved into a $450K house yet are "selling" the house to the viewers as if it's on the small side is just plain ethically wrong.

Yes, people are free to send what they want. But is it right of the Trackers to allow it to happen? No.

As a side note - he also got new tattoos on his feet very very soon after that super chat. Wonder where that money went. Hmmm...

Also - the $2,000 Gucci sweater debacle. Is he free to do what he wants? Sure. Can they buy what they want? Sure. However, they frequently lament of the cost of things, i.e. $20 socks at TopGolf!??!, $10 burger!??! ... and then drop $2,000 on a sweater. And film it. Bad optics.

Just plain and simple hypocrisy.

Yet the viewers eat it up.

Admittedly, I scan through new vlogs often just to see what they're up to but I don't watch a vlog religiously like I used to for quite some time. I'd say after the pregnancy announcement was when I stopped (that would be May 2019). She was on Twitter saying people were showing up at their house (gated community), family members' homes, etc. to protest her pregnancy.

Who in their right mind would believe that? Again, all for drama. All to play the victim. All for views, likes, comments, etc. to boost the algorithm. They know what they're doing.

RE: Cruise. (this was Jan 2019)

They made a vlog about how they were invited on a #hosted (comp'd) Disney Cruise. Jenn talked in detail about how she had never been on a cruise before, didn't know what to expect, had asked friends what to expect, she was afraid of how she'd feel, was unsure what to bring, what to wear, etc.

They even did a fashion show vlog about all they were bringing to wear and discussed back and forth that they didn't know if they would need this, that, etc. because they were newbies.

They made tons of vlogs about each day of the cruise, room tours, etc. Near the end, Tim had referenced about it being her first cruise, how she liked it, etc. On the last day of the cruise, he asked her - now that you've been on a cruise, how did you like it?, etc.

They then made a vlog recapping the cruise, aka an "overview."

One of the very first things out of their mouth was - You know how we said it was our first cruise? Well, we actually had been on a cruise like 20 years ago but that was so long ago, it doesn't count. blah blah blah

And then proceeded to review the cruise they just went on, just overhyped, just pushed as if we were viewing in the eyes of someone's first-ever cruise, etc.

I remember watching that recap and after she said that, my BF and I looked at each other and were like - "WHAT? Wait! I thought they said this whole time this was her first-ever cruise?"

Basically... liars. That's just another example. One of many.

 

[KNYE_19]

Wonderful summary, as always! Jenn always looks like hot garbage, and I’m still perplexed as to why she feels that she has some sort of authority to have a beauty channel. I know she’s too lazy to keep up with it, but its mere existence is just plain ridiculous. Those stupid “I haven’t washed my hair in 10 days” bows she puts on really tend to accentuate that doofy open mouth smile she puts on for the camera. I think if Tim finally gives her the boot, I could probably tolerate watching a solo video series where he documents every Florida rain storm.

Tiffany Ann had an extra dash of crazy powder in her protein shake today in honor of Jackpot’s 8 month birthday.

She legit scares me..if some stranger said my baby was the centre of her world I'd be calling the effing police.

 

[Tavi Huit]

He is such a crappy vlogger really isn't he? and doesn't deserve his following and the money he earns from it. He was lucky, right time, right place.

 

[peteykirch]

This makes perfect sense to me. Frozen Ever After is an attraction that has been open for a long time. It regularly has lines that are less than 30 minutes so when Tim said it was long he probably meant in comparison to usual. Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway however is a brand new attraction that before the shutdown was averaging in excess of 100 minutes most days. So 70 minutes for that or Rise of the Resistance (if they weren’t using virtual) is pretty good.
As for “demanding” to ride the front I’m pretty sure he didn’t. He just asked like anybody can.

Uhh that makes absolutely no sense....the average wait for that ride, pre-Covid 19 has been upwards of 50 minutes....

Tim doesn't have the commonsense to realize the line looks longer than it is because everyone is standing an extra 6 feet apart, so if the line is spilling out of the attraction, down to the causeway and curling towards China it's not the same as when the line does that regularly with everyone waiting on top of each other.

The front row thing would've been fine if he requested and kept his mouth shut and didn't scream on the entire ride. You can't request something because you're afraid of someone screaming the entire ride and it makes you uncomfortable to be behind them, then go ahead and do the same to everybody else. Yes I know he behaved on Slinky Dog, but when he was on BIg Thunder he did to everyone else on that ride what he didn't want done to him.

At this point Tim really shouldn't be going to the parks anymore because he already showed us everything. He won't ride anything inside, he won't touch anything outside. It's really a pisspoor product he's putting out, despite the fact Disney is doing a lot to make things better than they are. Tim should just show up in a Hazmat suit so he can actually do things...However we will keep getting this vlogs where a grown man won't touch a steering wheel despite the fact all he has to do is not touch his face for 2 minutes and use the hand sanitizer that's available the moment he gets off the ride. Poor Timbo and Jenn decided to live beyond their means which now requires the views and clicks they only get on their themepark vlogs, since no one cares about Jenn making pizza eggs, or screwing up another meal kit recipe because she is incapable of reading instructions and doing an iota of mise en place.

 

[peteykirch]

The Slackers make their glorious return to Youtube with a Home Vlog.

They spent the first couple minutes talking about how circles are round...

Tim also breaks down how children learn, which is accurate since he has the brain of a child at times.

They are excited because it doesn't look like it will rain....so that means they can grill and enjoy the pool, you know the grill and pool which is enclosed off the back of their house....I swear I never saw two native Floridians who act if they get wet in the rain they will literally melt.

Tim and Jenn need a new kitchen sink because the one they have has some scratches because you know that's what happens with a metal sink.

Jenn amazed that a kitchen utensil made for one purpose, does that one job really well.

Tim has the genius idea to wrap a hot dog in ground beef so he can have a hot dog and burger at the same time.

Tim shocked that baby doesn't want to sleep, and gets angry when he's tired because he doesn't want to sleep.

I am shocked for as much as they throw their money around, Tim hasn't invested in a nicer grill. The one they have now is so chintzy looking.

Also holy crap their kitchen windows are absolutely filthy.

The Slackers who cannot follow recipes forgot cheese.....for the cheeseburgers. How do you forget the ingredient that is the first word in the name of the food you are making?

Tim and Jenn can't figure out the seasoning they are using on the corn...it's pretty much Taijin seasoning.

They had a Zoom call with their "friends" I wonder who was lucky to be in on that call.

They complain that they didn't get to swim...because they waited too long for some stupid reason because they thought it was going to rain, but it never did, then it finally did and it was too late.

 

[Pop!91]

I have been watching Tim and Jenn for several years and have always enjoyed getting my fix of the Florida parks in between trips, but recently things have been a little odd to say the least

Let me start off by saying that I have no issue with the Trackers having concerns over COVID, Florida’s cases are skyrocketing and theme parks aren’t exactly isolation-friendly. If I was living in Orlando I would certainly be uncomfortable heading to the parks right now.

First of all they were adamant they weren’t going to rush back to the parks, yet Tim was back within a few days of them opening.

If you watch the latest handful of videos that they have posted of Tim returning to the Parks (if you haven’t watched I suggest you do) it’s easy to pick up on some weird things

A) Tim won’t eat or drink at the parks
B) he won’t ride an attraction if it has an indoor queue or is an indoor ride (leaving very few Options!)
C) he won’t go into the shops (which was ‘amusing’ at Disney Springs when he was trying to show new merch and the prices through the windows!)
D) there was also a strange incident at Busch Gardens where he refused to walk through the fan misters - I’m guessing it’s because he thinks it could be infectious?
E) even we he shows the ‘rest areas’ where you can remove your masks safely, he makes a point that he’s not comfortable removing it, even when there is nobody else there.

The vlogs are now basically Tim pointing at things he’s not comfortable doing

As I said, I have no issue with the caution around the pandemic, but Tim is SOOOO uncomfortable in those parks that he really shouldn’t be there putting himself through it.

it feels very disingenuous and grabby for views.

Also, I find it a little arrogant, if Universal/SeaWorld/Disney etc didn’t think it was safe to eat at their restaurants and ride the attractions with the new policies and distancing in place, they wouldn't allow people to do it - but it feels like Tim think he knows better!

 

[peteykirch]

Tim trekked to Universal to go to the Horror Nights Tribute Store

Tim doesn't even make it 1 minute into the video before he informs us that he has his umbrella incase it rains, because Florida....Tim you don't need to tell us you have your umbrella, it's just part of your everyday carry, it's accepted that most vloggers carry an umbrella to the parks because of Floridian thunderstorms.

WTF. I thought Tim was super afraid to go into stores, now he's going into random stores at Universal to see new masks for sale. I guess he put on his big boy pants today or has an inch thick layer of Germ-X on his entire body.

Tim got entranced by a fountain show in the one lagoon at Universal.

Apparently there is only one entrance and it's the exit as well? Tim had to jump backwards as people came towards him.

Tim felt it was crowded, despite the fact on camera you'd only see one or two other people as he pans around.

Tim doesn't do any research, about the Retro Merch, he said it was online and sold out, and you can get it in the store, but he doesn't know if they restocked the online stock.

Timbo doesn't know that a jacket potato is just a baked potato.

Everywhere Tim goes is closed so he's getting frustrated because he's a hungry boy.

Tim is back at the crepe shack that isn't open...remember he wants to order all of them and bring them home, because as before crepes travel "extremely well".

Tim ends up not getting any food because he Bojanowski'd it.

 

[peteykirch]

Tim is at Disney Springs to check out a few things, mainly if Gideon's Bakery some how built itself over night, and to see if it's true that it's less safe than the Parks.

Apparently Timbo was behind someone with no masks, the CM told them to put them on, and the guy was like "YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM OUTSIDE?"

Tim amazed how there is no near the one side of Disney Springs because the lot near Cirque is closed to regular guests.

Tim also seems shocked how a lot of construction is on hold because of the Pandemic.

Tim is like the Pop Gallery is having a huge sale, it might be a going out of business sale. HEY TIM IT'S BEEN CLEAR FOR WEEKS THAT THE POP GALLERY WILL BE CLOSING. However, I forget you aren't a news site so you don't stay up to date on things.

Timbo upset the Hot Diggity Dog Foodtruck is closed...this man apparently needs a tube steak something fierce.

Tim who went into the super confined Horror Nights Tribute Store, isn't willing to go into any Disney store at Disney Springs. So instead we get him pressing up against the glass outside the door looking at things.

Tim doing the fishing for comments by showing the Disney bird leggings and asking us "How many birds can you name?"

Ohh Tim addresses him going into the Tribute Store and that he wants to pop into a Disney Store, but the Disney Style shore is too small, so he might pop into the massive World of Disney for no more than 10 minutes.

Tim finds the Gideon construction and he looks at pictures of their cookies and has an orgasm looking at the cookies.

Tim is eating at Wine Bar George out on the balcony. I do hope that while he's eating they seat someone directly right behind him.

"Every-Man Tim" orders a $28 "small plate" tapas thing because the normal person is going to drop $28 on a small plate of food.

He's still doing the sanitize, remove mask, sanitize thing instead of just taking off the mask then sanitizing.

Tim is very excited for the pork he ordered and he wants it to last forever.He literally spent 4 minutes talking about how much he loves this pork, I think he likes it more than Jenn and Jackson.

Tim confused that the LovePop shack is closing and moving to a brick and mortar location at Disney Springs.

Tim praises Uniqlo who apparently sent him free stuff at one point.

Tim chickens out at going into the World of Disney. A group of 8 people who are together makes Tim panic that they aren't social distancing.

Tim amazed that the Marketplace side of Disney Springs is busier than the other parts...maybe it's because more things open at the Marketplace than the other areas....

 

[David H]

Guru Gossip has a similar thread to this, but over there many of the posters are unhinged and are all over them for anything for the sake of it, this gives Stans a getout in terms of "they are all just haters and jealous," so confirmation bias seeps in - Tim will start to improve his behaviour by listening to people with a modicum of sense in their head.

They are trying to make a living and good luck to them, but it has to be done in the right way. Couldn't care less if they are fakers etc - so are many politicians, musicians, actors, sports stars etc are also.

It's actually really odd, when I discovered Tim's channel, I really enjoyed the park aspect for what it was, someone walking around, showing you what was going on.

But I noticed that when Jenn appeared, the vlogs were absolutely terrible, no idea why - they just were no where near as good. Jenn just seemed annoying, without knowing anything about her.

And the play dumb and ask questions schtik for engagement is as old as time. How do people not see through that?

 

[YouKnowSoFlo]

Also...when Jenn said "It was good to be outside" & kept going on & on about how amazing it was to get some fresh air. Umm....you know that is your yard, right? Like, you own it. You can go outside whenever you want to Jennifer. You don't need to invite your CM meal ticket & his thirsty wife your BFFs over to go outside.

 

[MooMooSharoo]

Let’s face it, that video was 11 years ago. I cringe to think of some of the stupid shit I did or said myself that long ago. People grow up...

 

[2020planner]

The reason I don't feel like they have a nanny - or anyone else helping them regularly - is because why would Jenn allow someone to come into their private home? And know where they live...and know what's being said behind closed doors... and see private areas (i.e. bedrooms, bathrooms, paperwork lying around, etc.) and be with her and / or them always?

Her personality is one that doesn't bode well with "competition."

They also barely have friends and no family ever is mentioned anymore (outside of lies about not seeing them).

So why would they have a separate person - especially right now during the pandemic and how they are so nutty with regard to any and all contact they have with people (i.e. masks in their own backyard) - come / go just to take care of Jackson?

I know I saw the DD gal helping at EPCOT that one day when she was holding Jackson while Jenn was stuffing her face - but that was at EPCOT, and I know the VIP Tour Guide was pushing Jackson another time at AK - but again, that was at Disney.

But I just find it entirely hard to believe these two would bring someone in regularly to take care of Jackson. (even if they ARE idiots)

Jenn is just NOT the type to have anyone else touching or caring for her child (repeatedly), any competition for the baby's attention, any competition in the mothering "department, etc. I just don't buy it.

 

[MooMooSharoo]

He went during the media preview the day before the actual opening. I don’t fault him for going.

 

[peteykirch]

Part 2 of the Staycation is live!

Tim takes us outside to look at their lovely swamp view with a swarm of cicadas in the background making a ton of noise.

Tim is making breakfast, and he's having issue because he doesn't know how to use the kitchen appliances.

We get Jenn Tracker ASMR because she has to be quiet because Tim is putting Jack$on down for a nap.

They are going to Disney Springs for lunch. Tim suggest Wolfgang Puck to which Jenn drops the "SO DELICIOUS" but they are going to Wine Bar George because Tim need that pork again.

They ordered a ton of food, because if you can drop $600 a night for a Treehouse Villa you can afford a bunch of overpriced small plates for lunch.

Jenn and Tim are very late to the LovePop greeting card game.

They have a jump cut back to the Villa they got some stuff from Amorette's.

Tim has to bring up an impending rain storm as they dig into all their sweets...They give their food review they only know how to say "It's so good", "Delicious" and "Refreshing" Tim though wants the lemon curd to be replaced with lemon sorbet because it's more refreshing. I can't even with these two.

They go on a walking tour of the resort yada yada yada

Jack$on learned how to wave at people.

Tim made some cremated sausages. Pitmaster Tim is telling us how grilling with charcoal is super difficult.

Jenn's editing makes her look like a dumbass where she said to TIm did you show them the sausages? When he showed the cremated sausages 30 seconds before.

Jackson is teething.

Jenn brought her own pillow on this staycation because she needs her beauty rest.

Good thing the Slackers are getting all that rest from their busy schedule of rest.