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I love some of these comments under yesterday's hot dog vlog. Just showcasing the evidence of some high-quality content!


honey bee23 hours ago
You should rename this, "Tim looking for a hotdog for 25 minutes straight."



TheIrishHammer IH4 hours ago
49 times he mentions "hot dog". I world record!



Paws4Moss15 hours ago
Tim: "serotonin is rushing through my body!" He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.


Daniel Upstone1 day ago
Drinking game: take a shot every time Tim says hotdog in this video.

Tim trekked to Universal to go to the Horror Nights Tribute Store

Tim doesn't even make it 1 minute into the video before he informs us that he has his umbrella incase it rains, because Florida....Tim you don't need to tell us you have your umbrella, it's just part of your everyday carry, it's accepted that most vloggers carry an umbrella to the parks because of Floridian thunderstorms.

WTF. I thought Tim was super afraid to go into stores, now he's going into random stores at Universal to see new masks for sale. I guess he put on his big boy pants today or has an inch thick layer of Germ-X on his entire body.

Tim got entranced by a fountain show in the one lagoon at Universal.

Apparently there is only one entrance and it's the exit as well? Tim had to jump backwards as people came towards him.

Tim felt it was crowded, despite the fact on camera you'd only see one or two other people as he pans around.

Tim doesn't do any research, about the Retro Merch, he said it was online and sold out, and you can get it in the store, but he doesn't know if they restocked the online stock.

Timbo doesn't know that a jacket potato is just a baked potato.

Everywhere Tim goes is closed so he's getting frustrated because he's a hungry boy.

Tim is back at the crepe shack that isn't open...remember he wants to order all of them and bring them home, because as before crepes travel "extremely well".

Tim ends up not getting any food because he Bojanowski'd it.

peteykirch said:

Tim trekked to Universal to go to the Horror Nights Tribute Store

Tim doesn't even make it 1 minute into the video before he informs us that he has his umbrella incase it rains, because Florida....Tim you don't need to tell us you have your umbrella, it's just part of your everyday carry, it's accepted that most vloggers carry an umbrella to the parks because of Floridian thunderstorms.

WTF. I thought Tim was super afraid to go into stores, now he's going into random stores at Universal to see new masks for sale. I guess he put on his big boy pants today or has an inch thick layer of Germ-X on his entire body.

Tim got entranced by a fountain show in the one lagoon at Universal.

Apparently there is only one entrance and it's the exit as well? Tim had to jump backwards as people came towards him.

Tim felt it was crowded, despite the fact on camera you'd only see one or two other people as he pans around.

Tim doesn't do any research, about the Retro Merch, he said it was online and sold out, and you can get it in the store, but he doesn't know if they restocked the online stock.

Timbo doesn't know that a jacket potato is just a baked potato.

Everywhere Tim goes is closed so he's getting frustrated because he's a hungry boy.

Tim is back at the crepe shack that isn't open...remember he wants to order all of them and bring them home, because as before crepes travel "extremely well".

Tim ends up not getting any food because he Bojanowski'd it.

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Ha! Loved that last line.

Also - He's knows what a jacket potato is. You cannot be a long-time Universal AP (and vlogger, no less) and not know the famous jacket potato. Please. All playing dumb for the camera, as usual.

I always find Tims videos a bit too long... Can anyone else recommend a vlogger who is informative, but straight to the point with everything going on in Florida now?

microwavequeen said:

I always find Tims videos a bit too long... Can anyone else recommend a vlogger who is informative, but straight to the point with everything going on in Florida now?

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I’ve been watching Vincent Vision. He has golf energy and he’s well-informed. He definitely has a passion for all the theme parks. I would suggest giving him a try.

GrittyFacedBoo said:

I’ve been watching Vincent Vision. He has golf energy and he’s well-informed. He definitely has a passion for all the theme parks. I would suggest giving him a try.

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Rix Flix is good too. He focuses on UO rather than WDW though

microwavequeen said:

I always find Tims videos a bit too long... Can anyone else recommend a vlogger who is informative, but straight to the point with everything going on in Florida now?

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Adam the Woo's Disney World videos are great. He's good and showing things that people actually want to see. Also, I like Rix Flix, but as was mentioned before, they do a lot of Universal vlogs...

Dim is nuts! On his quest for a hot dog yesterday at the MK, he couldn’t possibly do a mobile order at Cosmic Rays, because that would mean he would have to enter a building to go inside for a few minutes yet today he’s more than happy to into what looks like a small and confined HHN shop without issue. Where are his priorities?

Jen237 said:

Dim is nuts! On his quest for a hot dog yesterday at the MK, he couldn’t possibly do a mobile order at Cosmic Rays, because that would mean he would have to enter a building to go inside for a few minutes yet today he’s more than happy to into what looks like a small and confined HHN shop without issue. Where are his priorities?

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I honestly think he just hates WDW and didn't want to be there pre-COVID and now it's an excuse for him to do as little as possible while he's there. They've always been bigger fans of Universal, particularly all the Halloween stuff, but it's Disney that butters their half a million dollar bread.

Tim is at Disney Springs to check out a few things, mainly if Gideon's Bakery some how built itself over night, and to see if it's true that it's less safe than the Parks.

Apparently Timbo was behind someone with no masks, the CM told them to put them on, and the guy was like "YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM OUTSIDE?"

Tim amazed how there is no near the one side of Disney Springs because the lot near Cirque is closed to regular guests.

Tim also seems shocked how a lot of construction is on hold because of the Pandemic.

Tim is like the Pop Gallery is having a huge sale, it might be a going out of business sale. HEY TIM IT'S BEEN CLEAR FOR WEEKS THAT THE POP GALLERY WILL BE CLOSING. However, I forget you aren't a news site so you don't stay up to date on things.

Timbo upset the Hot Diggity Dog Foodtruck is closed...this man apparently needs a tube steak something fierce.

Tim who went into the super confined Horror Nights Tribute Store, isn't willing to go into any Disney store at Disney Springs. So instead we get him pressing up against the glass outside the door looking at things.

Tim doing the fishing for comments by showing the Disney bird leggings and asking us "How many birds can you name?"

Ohh Tim addresses him going into the Tribute Store and that he wants to pop into a Disney Store, but the Disney Style shore is too small, so he might pop into the massive World of Disney for no more than 10 minutes.

Tim finds the Gideon construction and he looks at pictures of their cookies and has an orgasm looking at the cookies.

Tim is eating at Wine Bar George out on the balcony. I do hope that while he's eating they seat someone directly right behind him.

"Every-Man Tim" orders a $28 "small plate" tapas thing because the normal person is going to drop $28 on a small plate of food.

He's still doing the sanitize, remove mask, sanitize thing instead of just taking off the mask then sanitizing.

Tim is very excited for the pork he ordered and he wants it to last forever.He literally spent 4 minutes talking about how much he loves this pork, I think he likes it more than Jenn and Jackson.

Tim confused that the LovePop shack is closing and moving to a brick and mortar location at Disney Springs.

Tim praises Uniqlo who apparently sent him free stuff at one point.

Tim chickens out at going into the World of Disney. A group of 8 people who are together makes Tim panic that they aren't social distancing.

Tim amazed that the Marketplace side of Disney Springs is busier than the other parts...maybe it's because more things open at the Marketplace than the other areas....

Jen237 said:

I find it really rude that he somehow gets a reservation for the MK to go for a couple of hours to do a lame video and by doing this blocks someone else from getting a reservation who could go and make the most of their visit and have a really memorable time

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I was just about to say this exact thing. What an absolute waste of a reservation.

But sanitise remove mask sanitise is correct. Means you reduce risk of contaminating your mask in case hands are contaminated but mask isn’t. Only takes a little time.

Remember when Jenn said she'd be uploading a video every other week to her channel?

She hasn't done diddly since May 28th.

Minniemousesshoes said:

But sanitise remove mask sanitise is correct. Means you reduce risk of contaminating your mask in case hands are contaminated but mask isn’t. Only takes a little time.

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i didn't understand the reasoning behind it. Seemed a little counter productive to me. But I guess it makes sense. Especially since the one Congressman thinks that's how he got it...

peteykirch said:

Remember when Jenn said she'd be uploading a video every other week to her channel?

She hasn't done diddly since May 28th.

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then she would have to edit 2 videos in one day and that may seriously kill her. It would take her a solid 24 hours in Jenn time to do it. She’s way too lazy of a human to have her own channel. I am not sure why she even tried.

Wendilyn22 said:

then she would have to edit 2 videos in one day and that may seriously kill her. It would take her a solid 24 hours in Jenn time to do it. She’s way too lazy of a human to have her own channel. I am not sure why she even tried.

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Because she's super vain and since her stans keep telling how her how beautiful she looks, she thinks people will want to get make-up/beauty advice from her....

Let's flashback to the time she looked like Divine for her Maternity shoot.

If Tim’s paranoia when vlogging is getting toi much for him he could take over as the voice of Kermit Seeing as the new one is bloody diabolical!!

ayeayecaptain said:

If Tim’s paranoia when vlogging is getting toi much for him he could take over as the voice of Kermit Seeing as the new one is bloody diabolical!!

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Don't give his fans any ideas.

They already want Tim to replace Stacy on the Disney Must Do video that's on a loop on the resort tv channel.

peteykirch said:

Don't give his fans any ideas.

They already want Tim to replace Stacy on the Disney Must Do video that's on a loop on the resort tv channel.

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That’s different though - he actually does sound like Kermit if you shut your eyes and listen

The Slackers are going to a pop up version of Bull & Bear to celebrate Mothers and Fathers Day because doing home vlogs isn't good enough.

They are bringing Jack$on out to this event as well....smart thinking Bojos.

Jenn must've washed her hair for the first time in a month for this special occassion.

Jenn feels fine because they are outside and no one is around them yet...however she is keeping her mask on for the entire beginning of the vlog at the table sitting down, and the fact no one is near them.

The Waldorf gave them a free gift, which is a plush peacock.

Jenn got the tuna appetizer, because she never gets to have any seafood y'all.

They are the only people out on the patio, it wouldn't shock me if Tim demanded no one be sat out there near them.

Bull & Bear made this awesome contraption to do table side caesar salad.

Jenn got the seabass entree because she never gets to have seafood again....

They got fries and mashed taters because carbs.

They also made Jack$on a special baby food tasting meal.

Tim got a filet mignon because he's afraid of trying new things.

They got dessert to go because the Slackers melt if they spend more than a hour out somewhere.

Tim tries to show us the cross section of the dessert, but doesn't do a good job, Jenn calls him out on it.

The end of the vlog is 10 minutes of them talking on the couch. Tim looks like a haggard mess. They recap their meal, it's delicious x 100 and then followed up by a few refreshing comments. Tim really liked the Wedge Salad because it was like a Chopped Cobb Salad, but a Wedge Salad, but in the style of a Chopped Salad. He also liked it because it's easy to eat because they chopped everything up for him.

Doing a rough estimate they dropped at least $200 on the meal not including tax/tip, you know something all their fans can afford to do.