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GrittyFacedBoo · Jul 23, 2020

I can’t believe I used to watch these two every single day. I can’t stand to sit through a single second of their videos, but sometimes I flip through the comments to get my daily eye-rolling exercises out of the way. Someone called Jenn out for repeatedly asking jack$on ‘who’s your favorite?’. I bet that comment gets deleted soon. People are also bursting with excitement that Tim went with their choice when he picked out his glasses. I keep telling myself to stop thinking about them, but I just can’t help myself! Everything about them is such a train wreck.

Jen237 · Jul 23, 2020

In today’s vlog,
* Tim shows off his new glasses. He never wears them on camera because they make his eyes appear smaller. The Stans love them.
* Jackson is given yet another toy. This time it’s a plastic egg carton and eggs, which he would rather eat! More suited to a 2-3 yr old, but of course we have to hear “ do you love it?, you do huh”, over and over again !
* Tim’s chore for today, changing a shower curtain to another which is exactly the same.
* plated meal subscription hasn’t arrived on time, so they have to go out to pickup take out!
* They have to wear their sunglasses in the dark garage in case they get recognised
* Mexican food gives Jenn tummy troubles because she’s so used to healthy food these days not to mention the 250 cookies they’ve eaten over the last few weeks!
* Jackson is quizzed
on which parent he likes better...WTF
* yep all in all another fantastic day in the delusional world of Tracker
And so it goes!

SheDaisy · Jul 23, 2020

Jen237 said:
In today’s vlog,
* Tim shows off his new glasses. He never wears them on camera because they make his eyes appear smaller. The Stans love them.
* Jackson is given yet another toy. This time it’s a plastic egg carton and eggs, which he would rather eat! More suited to a 2-3 yr old, but of course we have to hear “ do you love it?, you do huh”, over and over again !
* Tim’s chore for today, changing a shower curtain to another which is exactly the same.
* plated meal subscription hasn’t arrived on time, so they have to go out to pickup take out!
* They have to wear their sunglasses in the dark garage in case they get recognised
* Mexican food gives Jenn tummy troubles because she’s so used to healthy food these days not to mention the 250 cookies they’ve eaten over the last few weeks!
* Jackson is quizzed
on which parent he likes better...WTF
* yep all in all another fantastic day in the delusional world of Tracker
And so it goes!

I swear that his first words are gonna be I don't love it. LOL!!

snowfox · Jul 23, 2020

Why do they keep relying on subscription boxes to eat? What's wrong with going to the supermarket and getting the makings for the even the most basic of foods and cook a very non complicated and easy dinner? It's not like they're both full time working parents and don't have the time.

peteykirch · Jul 23, 2020

snowfox said:
Why do they keep relying on subscription boxes to eat? What's wrong with going to the supermarket and getting the makings for the even the most basic of foods and cook a very non complicated and easy dinner? It's not like they're both full time working parents and don't have the time.

Because Jenn is incapable of making things on her own, and needs someone to lay out the steps for her....which then she fails to read the recipe directions anyway.

I don't have an issue with the meal boxes, but part of it is trying new things, and if you like a recipe you save the card go to the market and buy those ingredients...except neither of them do. So they keep ordering the same boxes with recipes like a hamburger or grilled cheese included.

2020planner · Jul 23, 2020

peteykirch said:
Because Jenn is incapable of making things on her own, and needs someone to lay out the steps for her....which then she fails to read the recipe directions anyway.

I don't have an issue with the meal boxes, but part of it is trying new things, and if you like a recipe you save the card go to the market and buy those ingredients...except neither of them do. So they keep ordering the same boxes with recipes like a hamburger or grilled cheese included.

I agree, except she / they used to cook in their old vlogs, make lunches, go to the grocery store, etc. aka being normal.

I truly think they believe they're both way too busy (which is absurd) and simply lazier now.

Also, you know they think highly of themselves as the supposed apex of Disney-centric YouTube vloggers (which is an absurd statement, in and of itself), so they probably think they "earned" not having to be "bothered" with going to the grocery store - gasp! - like the "common" folk have to do.

I honestly don't want to see anyone on the streets, but I am SO looking forward to when this entitled Disney vlogger "job / lifestyle" is a thing of the past.

Tavi Huit · Jul 23, 2020

2020planner said:
I honestly don't want to see anyone on the streets, but I am SO looking forward to when this entitled Disney vlogger "job / lifestyle" is a thing of the past.

This x 1000- I would love to see them (well actually NOT see them) having to function again in the real world.

peteykirch · Jul 23, 2020

2020planner said:
I agree, except she / they used to cook in their old vlogs, make lunches, go to the grocery store, etc. aka being normal.

I truly think they believe they're both way too busy (which is absurd) and simply lazier now.

Also, you know they think highly of themselves as the supposed apex of Disney-centric YouTube vloggers (which is an absurd statement, in and of itself), so they probably think they "earned" not having to be "bothered" with going to the grocery store - gasp! - like the "common" folk have to do.

I honestly don't want to see anyone on the streets, but I am SO looking forward to when this entitled Disney vlogger "job / lifestyle" is a thing of the past.

If the Youtube vlogger thing goes down the drain, imagine the two of them trying to become Disney Travel Agents or something...then again these two know next to nothing about Disney.....However that didn't stop Sean from the DIS becoming a Travel Agent and Real Estate Agent, if that head filled with bricks can "do it" the Slackers should be able to as well.

nrs264 · Jul 23, 2020

But those jobs would require real work and dealing with the public and face criticism and complaints on a regular basis lol

SheDaisy · Jul 23, 2020

peteykirch said:
If the Youtube vlogger thing goes down the drain, imagine the two of them trying to become Disney Travel Agents or something...then again these two know next to nothing about Disney.....However that didn't stop Sean from the DIS becoming a Travel Agent and Real Estate Agent, if that head filled with bricks can "do it" the Slackers should be able to as well.

OMG! Yes X1000.... Sean is an even worse no nothing that Tim and Jen. He irritates me to no end.He is one of my least favorite people on the DIS.... I miss the old group.

Watched Adam The Woo's video and Paging Mr. Morrow was on there. I swaer that man is so sweet. He had a multiple experience fast pass and added him and another person to his multiple experience fast pass. So sweet.

peteykirch · Jul 23, 2020

Today's video.

Tim is at Epcot, and he's actually going to try and eat!

Within the first 20 seconds, Tim brings up the fact it's going to rain.

Tim tells us Universal changed their mask policy to be more like Disney's i.e no neck gaitors.

Timbo upset that the jumping fountains at the Imagination Pavilion aren't running.

Tim got the Crispy Citrus Chicken and found a table near absolutely anyone, you know like he could've done the first 2 times...He is so paranoid, he kept looking around to make sure no one came near him while eating. He's complaining about the quality of the chicken, guess it's not up the Marley and Spoon quality he's used to.

He got the terrarium dessert as well, and was confused since it said avocado cream and didn't remember it being in it the first time. He doesn't know what's in the dish but it tastes good. However, it was not up to "another level" and he feels dejected as he hasn't been blown away.

Tims glasses blew off the table, so he got an immediate hard-on for the impending Florida storms.

Tim has to find a secluded place before he orders anything. He legit walked around World Showcase to find a secluded space to eat his sausage in peace.

Tim doesn't know if Kidcot is still available or not....since you know they aren't a news site and don't have to keep up with Disney information.

Tim now super paranoid that his sausage had a tinge of pink to it and is now afraid that he's going to be sick later.

Tim got nervous because there were more than 2 people in the entire American Pavilion, and had to run to Japan to see if he could find empty space to eat, so he went back to Hops & Barley to get the Carrotcake, and then went back to Japan to eat in solitude.

Well, he at least went and ate something, maybe in 4 weeks he'll go on an inside ride.

Oohthedrama · Jul 23, 2020

“The baby”
”the baby”
“The baby”
”the baby”
“The baby”
”the baby”

why can’t they call him Jackson!!!!!!!!!! Jesus Christ it’s pissing me off I feel like both of them are desperate to keep him as a newborn.

I watched the live Q&A.
it’s sad to see how frightened they are by absolutely everything. i really wish Tim would give the parks a miss, he’s going to make himself ill with worry.
really hope “the baby” gets to see the outside world or another human before he’s 12.

peteykirch said:
Today's video.

Tim is at Epcot, and he's actually going to try and eat!

Within the first 20 seconds, Tim brings up the fact it's going to rain.

Tim tells us Universal changed their mask policy to be more like Disney's i.e no neck gaitors.

Timbo upset that the jumping fountains at the Imagination Pavilion aren't running.

Tim got the Crispy Citrus Chicken and found a table near absolutely anyone, you know like he could've done the first 2 times...He is so paranoid, he kept looking around to make sure no one came near him while eating. He's complaining about the quality of the chicken, guess it's not up the Marley and Spoon quality he's used to.

He got the terrarium dessert as well, and was confused since it said avocado cream and didn't remember it being in it the first time. He doesn't know what's in the dish but it tastes good. However, it was not up to "another level" and he feels dejected as he hasn't been blown away.

Tims glasses blew off the table, so he got an immediate hard-on for the impending Florida storms.

Tim has to find a secluded place before he orders anything. He legit walked around World Showcase to find a secluded space to eat his sausage in peace.

Tim doesn't know if Kidcot is still available or not....since you know they aren't a news site and don't have to keep up with Disney information.

Tim now super paranoid that his sausage had a tinge of pink to it and is now afraid that he's going to be sick later.

Tim got nervous because there were more than 2 people in the entire American Pavilion, and had to run to Japan to see if he could find empty space to eat, so he went back to Hops & Barley to get the Carrotcake, and then went back to Japan to eat in solitude.

Well, he at least went and ate something, maybe in 4 weeks he'll go on an inside ride.

your recaps HE ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE TO EAT? after 2 weeks of planning I’m so excited to watch

peteykirch said:
Disney Travel Agents or something...then again these two know next to nothing about Disney.....However that didn't stop Sean from the DIS becoming a Travel Agent and Real Estate Agent, if that head filled with bricks can "do it" the Slackers should be able to as well.

Sean and Pete... I do not understand that relationship AT ALL.
But I do have to say Sean seems to know what he’s doing, he really does seem to be a good agent, he’s good with numbers and tasks...just lacks all personality.
literally none.

I set up a DIS thread at the start of lockdown
I miss Charles! I like Denny but I’m starting to really dislike Ryno.
off topic sorry

peteykirch · Jul 23, 2020

Oohthedrama said:
“The baby”
”the baby”
“The baby”
”the baby”
“The baby”
”the baby”

why can’t they call him Jackson!!!!!!!!!! Jesus Christ it’s pissing me off I feel like both of them are desperate to keep him as a newborn.

I watched the live Q&A.
it’s sad to see how frightened they are by absolutely everything. i really wish Tim would give the parks a miss, he’s going to make himself ill with worry.
really hope “the baby” gets to see the outside world or another human before he’s 12.

your recaps HE ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE TO EAT? after 2 weeks of planning I’m so excited to watch

Sean and Pete... I do not understand that relationship AT ALL.
But I do have to say Sean seems to know what he’s doing, he really does seem to be a good agent, he’s good with numbers and tasks...just lacks all personality.
literally none.

I set up a DIS thread at the start of lockdown
I miss Charles! I like Denny but I’m starting to really dislike Ryno.
off topic sorry

I can't stand Sean at all...

He has no palate so he's useless in dining shows.

For a Disney Travel Agent, I never heard one say so many times "I never done x,y,z"

His excuse for never eating at Garden Grill in Epcot because he saw a sign that said "Presented by Smuckers" he thought all the food was based off of jams and jellies.

Charles was great, but man did he have his demons if you search for his arrest records. Dude was descriptive and had personality, he could describe food in better terms than just "delicious and good".

Denni is great, she's knowledgeable and eloquent.

Ryno much like Craig is unbearable on his own, but put them together they are good.

Oohthedrama · Jul 23, 2020

peteykirch said:
I can't stand Sean at all...

He has no palate so he's useless in dining shows.

For a Disney Travel Agent, I never heard one say so many times "I never done x,y,z"

His excuse for never eating at Garden Grill in Epcot because he saw a sign that said "Presented by Smuckers" he thought all the food was based off of jams and jellies.

Charles was great, but man did he have his demons if you search for his arrest records. Dude was descriptive and had personality, he could describe food in better terms than just "delicious and good".

Denni is great, she's knowledgeable and eloquent.

Ryno much like Craig is unbearable on his own, but put them together they are good.

I love that someone else watches them I’ve put an inline spoiler because I don’t wanna derail fro the trackers

oh Sean on the dining show is hilarious. He strikes me as the kind of guy who eats meat that comes in a can. Ditto with vegetables.

new Corey tries his best but he’s a bit to much, he’s like a puppy trying to impress Pete.
Sean would be suited to selling time share in Orlando, not so much DVC, he doesn’t seem to know much about Disney at all.

OOOOOOOOH, I don’t know anything about Charles but really?! what for?
I want to know why he left! It was so fast and never spoken about.

I’m on the fence with Craig, I don’t know if I find him endearing or irritating and dumb as fuck, I really like Kylie though.
Ryno, since covid is a bitter moody bitch. I Can’t stand him lately, especially on twitter, and Kevin needs to stop pushing his twitter I like John

SheDaisy · Jul 23, 2020

peteykirch said:
I can't stand Sean at all...

He has no palate so he's useless in dining shows.

For a Disney Travel Agent, I never heard one say so many times "I never done x,y,z"

His excuse for never eating at Garden Grill in Epcot because he saw a sign that said "Presented by Smuckers" he thought all the food was based off of jams and jellies.

Charles was great, but man did he have his demons if you search for his arrest records. Dude was descriptive and had personality, he could describe food in better terms than just "delicious and good".

Denni is great, she's knowledgeable and eloquent.

Ryno much like Craig is unbearable on his own, but put them together they are good.

OMG yes!! I'm like dude, why are you even on the show. Whenever they review something half the time his answer is, I've never done that, but I really need to. I'm like you think? He has zero personality and even less charisma.

Ryno is too paranoid about everything. Even worse than Tim. Like, one time someone walked by him when he was walking his dog and he said that he nearly had a panic attack. Because people!! LOL!!

I didn't like Charles at first, but the he grew on me. He was much better than Sean is.

peteykirch · Jul 23, 2020

Oohthedrama said:
I love that someone else watches them I’ve put an inline spoiler because I don’t wanna derail fro the trackers

oh Sean on the dining show is hilarious. He strikes me as the kind of guy who eats meat that comes in a can. Ditto with vegetables.

new Corey tries his best but he’s a bit to much, he’s like a puppy trying to impress Pete.
Sean would be suited to selling time share in Orlando, not so much DVC, he doesn’t seem to know much about Disney at all.

OOOOOOOOH, I don’t know anything about Charles but really?! what for?
I want to know why he left! It was so fast and never spoken about.

I’m on the fence with Craig, I don’t know if I find him endearing or irritating and dumb as fuck, I really like Kylie though.
Ryno, since covid is a bitter moody bitch. I Can’t stand him lately, especially on twitter, and Kevin needs to stop pushing his twitter I like John

My thoughts;

Sean is utterly useless, but his relationship with Pete makes sense. Pete wants a young boy toy, and Sean just wants $$$$ and to be spoiled.
I hate Corey Fiasco with a passion. He has the looks of a douchebag, and just isn't that good anything. It was hilarious the first time that he tried to do a solo review video it was such a disaster that the Dis had to scrub it from the internet.

Look at this gif, it just exudes douchebag

Charles had numerous arrests, just google Charles Boda arrest, it's all public record in Florida.

Craig has an Eeyore like personality. I dislike Craig at times because he thinks he is funnier than he truly he is. Kylie is a saint for dealing with him.

Ryno seems to only use twitter to complain to random businesses that he feels he didn't get adequate service at.

Kevin and John were my original favorites. I do wish they do food reviews as that was their original specialty on the Dis Unplugged. I do get frustrated at times how Pete, John and Kevin keep asking people to sign up for these Adventures by Disney trips that the average person can't afford. Kevin the bulk of the time seems like he's stuck in the Disney World of 1971. So his point of views on Disney are a bit dated.

Bangarang0522 · Jul 23, 2020

peteykirch said:
Today's video.

Tim is at Epcot, and he's actually going to try and eat!

Within the first 20 seconds, Tim brings up the fact it's going to rain.

Tim tells us Universal changed their mask policy to be more like Disney's i.e no neck gaitors.

Timbo upset that the jumping fountains at the Imagination Pavilion aren't running.

Tim got the Crispy Citrus Chicken and found a table near absolutely anyone, you know like he could've done the first 2 times...He is so paranoid, he kept looking around to make sure no one came near him while eating. He's complaining about the quality of the chicken, guess it's not up the Marley and Spoon quality he's used to.

He got the terrarium dessert as well, and was confused since it said avocado cream and didn't remember it being in it the first time. He doesn't know what's in the dish but it tastes good. However, it was not up to "another level" and he feels dejected as he hasn't been blown away.

Tims glasses blew off the table, so he got an immediate hard-on for the impending Florida storms.

Tim has to find a secluded place before he orders anything. He legit walked around World Showcase to find a secluded space to eat his sausage in peace.

Tim doesn't know if Kidcot is still available or not....since you know they aren't a news site and don't have to keep up with Disney information.

Tim now super paranoid that his sausage had a tinge of pink to it and is now afraid that he's going to be sick later.

Tim got nervous because there were more than 2 people in the entire American Pavilion, and had to run to Japan to see if he could find empty space to eat, so he went back to Hops & Barley to get the Carrotcake, and then went back to Japan to eat in solitude.

Well, he at least went and ate something, maybe in 4 weeks he'll go on an inside ride.

Thanks for doing these. Someone used to do them on Guru but gave up watching them I think. He is useless, cant believe people still think he has the best vlogs ever.

snowfox · Jul 23, 2020

SheDaisy said:
OMG! Yes X1000.... Sean is an even worse no nothing that Tim and Jen. He irritates me to no end.He is one of my least favorite people on the DIS.... I miss the old group.

Watched Adam The Woo's video and Paging Mr. Morrow was on there. I swaer that man is so sweet. He had a multiple experience fast pass and added him and another person to his multiple experience fast pass. So sweet.

I saw that! He is so nice. I think he's my fave of the Disney vloggers. I also enjoy Adam's videos, as he always gives a lot of interesting facts. I enjoy watching his non-Disney/travel vlogs for that reason, too.

2020planner · Jul 23, 2020

Oohthedrama said:
Sean and Pete... I do not understand that relationship AT ALL.
But I do have to say Sean seems to know what he’s doing, he really does seem to be a good agent, he’s good with numbers and tasks...just lacks all personality.
literally none.

I set up a DIS thread at the start of lockdown
I miss Charles! I like Denny but I’m starting to really dislike Ryno.
off topic sorry

I liked Eric much better than Sean for real estate. Sean just comes across as so dense. I haven't watched them since Pete canned Eric.

Yeah...Charles said some really funny one-liners but he had a pretty interesting arrest record.

Including stabbing his boyfriend (or, the report said it was a male and he was in a relationship with him). He also refused to listen to commands of the officer and got tased. I think he also violated probation. This was 5 years ago (which would have been less years' ago when he was on DIS).

He also wrecked his car in Winter Park (flipped on its side) at high speed when drunk and resisted arrest then too.

At one time, he also referenced a girlfriend who was a chef or something ...so he must like both men and women. Or?

(by the way, the stabbing was in Winter Garden, so if you'll want to search Orange County Clerk of Courts)

ALSO - SIDE NOTE -

Someone in the comments said they need to put Jackson in the logo. (and I'd imagine also add a halo over Bandit)

It was answered repeatedly that it's "on their list." Pray tell, how exactly are they soooo busy that they - or the person that made it - could not have - (since Jackson's birth) - made a change of adding their miracle son to the logo?

I simply do not get it. It's like akin to the opening of 3-year-old mail all over again.

Liann Burgos 20 minutes ago
They have mentioned it's on their list.

tiffany matos 5 minutes ago
Tim didnt make it they had someone else make it foe [sic] them. So its on their list to do.

Oohthedrama · Jul 23, 2020

OMG ... you are the users I’ve been waiting for

so accurate

@2020planner @peteykirch

This thread is brill

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