TheTimTracker #96 Run, Nanny Lean, Run!

[Jen237]

IDK, there’s something fishy about this pregnancy. She rarely mentions it and Timmy even had to remind her that she is going to have another child besides toddler / prop in a recent live show. She seem to just forget about it. Going on the autopia amongst other rides, eating blue cheese , it’s like she doesn’t care. Not to mention the ever changing baby bump size, is the baby bump prosthetic? Probably not, but with these two, anything’s possible. Time will telling of course, but something’s just not adding up

 

[Galorious]

I hope they call the new baby William so we can call him $Bill.

 

[Caligirl123]

Now that wet tampon Kyle Pallo has his grifting, insensitive video up. Let’s see how long this stays up. Fucking disgusting

 

[2020planner]

Adam’s story keeps changing. He also said that he didn’t feel safe at his apartment in Celebration. Really?

He should have gone and stayed with his elderly parents IMO but who knows maybe they didn’t want the manchild there.

Yup. He can make up any stories he wants.

He wanted to make money filming Disney clickbait during a natural disaster. Plain and simple. End of.

If not, why not just stay w/ his parents and their friends?
Stay in his own apartment?
Stay with his first "friend" that he had stated he planned to stay with?
Stay at a shelter?
Stay at any other random hotel in the area - we've got almost 500 hotels in our area and, at last I knew, almost 140,000 hotel rooms. He could have tried to book somewhere else.

Fucking asshole.

Thank you, Paul.

 

[nowitstimetopaythewife]

This hurricane should be a huge wake up call to so many people about what great pieces of shit these theme park “vloggers” are. So many of the boating and fishing vloggers I watch have donated their boats for search and rescue. One guy took both of his boats, 500lbs of chicken, a ton of cases of water, and is donating all his proceeds from the video to hurricane relief. These pieces of shit can’t help but go to the theme parks two days after like nothing even happened. I’m so over these scummy narcissistic assholes.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim: Welcome to our hurricane home vlog!
Ginn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking cunts.

Why do they always eat vegan at home?!?

To be lazy virtue signalers. Ginn answered this question in some home vlog or live show I think - her reasons were 1) to eat more healthy (as she fries all the veggies and vegan shit in a ton of oil and vegan butter) and thinks eating vegan will somehow cancel out all their other ridiculously unhealthy eating habits and 2) be more environmentally friendly (as they continue getting meal boxes that are overpackaged with extra cardboard and materials that aren't all compostable and as they go on a million cruises aka environmental disasters on water and as they buy tons and tons and tons of plastic bottled water. Also they only ever remember their reusuable bags (that they have probably never cleaned since they got them) when they go to Publix (and of course they have to point it out), but when they go shopping anywhere else, including Disney Springs, they don't bring their own bags then. Cause you know, they have to show off all the shit they bought in the brand name bags.

Ginn: "we should have had our palm trees trimmed before we went out of town but there was no time to do that because we were out of town so we just didn't plan very well for the yard part."

Bitch, tree maintenance is something you're supposed to do as a homeowner whether there is a hurricane coming or not. Same with fixing your broken sprinklers. Maybe STOP GOING OUT OF TOWN TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES YOU CUNTS. Should have asked your next-door neighbor to borrow his chainsaw instead of calling him weird for doing yard maintenance.

What the fuck is wrong with her weird-ass expression, she looks like a fucked up caricature with a stiff neck. Her glasses are distorting her eyes enough that she seems she might actually need them to legit see (as opposed to just needing glasses for reading) and yet she half-asses when she wears them because seeing clearly is not a priority if your glasses don't go with your outfit.

Glad to see the flamingo still hasn't moved an inch since like this spring. Also, J¢'s newest haircut looks like it was cut by another toddler.

Dim: When I went outside, it didn't think it was going to be that wet. There's basically a wall of water coming from the sky.
(I think that's what he said, the CC still is unavailable and his mic was fucked up from filming the "wall of water coming from the sky".)

Captain Obvious discovers how hurricanes work.

 

[Blessyourheart]

He is fucking 3 yrs old! STOP FUCKING FEEDING HIM!

 

[CoolWhip]

I really don’t understand how live-streaming and begging for superchats is any different than panhandling by standing on a corner holding up a sign.

 

[eatcherheartout]

These two dolts can get hurricane related videos up two days in a row but couldn’t upload the D23 videos until nearly two weeks after the event was over? Okay.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

IDK, there’s something fishy about this pregnancy. She rarely mentions it and Timmy even had to remind her that she is going to have another child besides toddler / prop in a recent live show. She seem to just forget about it. Going on the autopia amongst other rides, eating blue cheese , it’s like she doesn’t care. Not to mention the ever changing baby bump size, is the baby bump prosthetic? Probably not, but with these two, anything’s possible. Time will telling of course, but something’s just not adding up

Stans two years later: I can't believe you're still pregnant, Jenn! You're so strong to deal with this while editing!

 

[2020planner]

Save for a medical emergency with the baby, the fact that they've put out zero vlogs since the hurricane ones absolutely disgusts me.
(the live doesn't count bc it's just sitting there bullshitting)

At this point, if ANY stan defends their actions with the OBVIOUS knowledge that she sure the fuck did some fast fucking turnaround on two back-to-back clickbait hurricane vlogs in record time $$$$$$$$$$$$ and then immediately went back to posting nothing - with the knowledge that the stans would watch ANY shit they put out whenever they put it out (Halloween vlogs at Christmas, anyone?), then they're fucking morons too.

The stans are nothing but dollar signs to these fuckers and it's beyond me how anyone can like or defend them anymore.
(or think they're "good" people)

 

[Southpaw33]

Them laughing their asses off and Jenn talking about how the weather is going to be amazing is just disgusting. Disney, if you are seeing this or watching, NEVER invite these losers back to anything and ban vlogging please. PLEASE. I am repulsed by these two.

My relatives are being rescued via helicopter/boat near Ft Myers and lost everything. Fuck these vloggers.

 

[U76]

They all see themselves as investigative journalists trying to bring human stories to light....what they really are is a bunch of adult children filming someone else's work/fun/misery and commenting randomly. Are all these "informative" videos showcasing the damage demonetized...hell no, "I SURVIVED A HURRIANCE AT WDW" gets them those sweet delicious clicks.

 

[Saul's Gal]

I know this has been discussed, but this is such BS. OBB started at 6 pm. J$ could have easily gone for 90-120 minutes to see the decorations and do some trick or treating IF they were using the bedtime issue as an excuse. Then have Stanny meet them to do a switch-off outside the gate. The cheapasses wouldn't even need to buy Stanny a ticket and J$ is FREE. They are such assholes.

 

[snazzynettyy48]

Wait wait wait. Didn’t Jen go off on a huge tangent about how they won’t be visiting the parks during the hurricane because she feels bad for the workers that have to work? And say how she can’t believe that people do that… yet in todays video her and tim go to a Halloween party RIGHT up until Disney closed for the hurricane. Doesn’t feel so sorry about the workers that wanted to prepare with their families, huh? Hypocrite.

 

[Forest]

The part where Jackson was dancing at the dance party was so sad. First, Tim is like raise your hand, and he does. Then he genuinely starts to enjoy the music and starts dancing and he has his dad’s camera laser-pointed on him, filming it all for the internet. He looked so innocent.

Family vloggers are scum.

 

[Quasimodo]

They said they "just" had cereal and milk for breakfast. Not sure I'd necessary want milk from a fridge that was 66º. Also, they might want to get a better sealed fridge. Or they probably opened their empty fridge 372 times after the power went out.

Comments that will get deleted if they aren’t already (these were from last night but I didn’t post them):

Um.... what hurdles?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I see so many comments that mention what an amazing editor Jenn is. Do these people watch anything aside from Tracker videos? Other YouTube videos, TV, movies? I've seen projects done by elementary school students in iMovie that are much higher quality than what Jenn puts out. They don't do smooth transitions, there is rarely any text on the screen, no cute graphics. I mean it's really just chopped up footage spliced together. They don't even have a theme song or opening credits type thing. Don't even tell me that pink hair Jenn, handlebar mustache Tim and the two dead dogs are their opening credits.

What is it that makes these stans think the editing is so great?

 

[Forest]

They really all have reached new levels of disgusting this week.

I have to say, and I hate to say it, but the Trackers weren’t the worst. Insensitive comments aside, at least they stayed the fuck home.

I’ll give the award for the worst Disney person to Tom Corless. Tweeting about stuffing his fat face at Boma while people are being rescued wins it. Ok I’ll throw Woo in there too. Glad he was all cozy at the Contemporary while people were losing everything.

 

[U76]

Any grown adult who chooses to earn a living by publicly broadcasting their lives and uses the term "haters" is a garbage person.