Themumlife_styled

[lucypuss]

If you can’t string a sentence together without saying ‘um’ in between each word then you shouldn’t do Instagram live stories

 

[PinkFigs]

When you don’t have to wake up to go to work then this fine, sad AF to share it. Do people actually tell them they’re hilarious??

Women like that always think they’re hilarious and describe other women the same as them as a ‘hoot’ whilst the rest of us just think they’re being childish show offs!

 

[Wifo1976]

Can you imagine being on the same street as this lot when they start posing and strutting down it, whilst the others film it for their ‘content’?? The Parisians will be shaking their heads, no wonder they dislike Brits abroad.

shall we play Paris Bingo? A trip to Chanel is definitely on the cards, maybe Pan will try and score in Hermes as it’s her birthday (in case you didn’t know)

 

[SavvyBee]

I would be mortified if my very young child was pouting preening and posing the way some of those kids are. It’s learned behaviour and so inappropriate for their age - legs bent, pouting and flicking hair! I hope influencers have stopped being a thing by the time I have children old enough to have social media. These people don’t realise their open social pages are a pervert’s playground unfortunately.

 

[Zanzi202]

always makes me uncomfortable how she treats Isabella much older than her years. My child is same age and they are so different!! Also designer clothes for that age is a waste.

She should remove the posed picture really bad parenting.

She comes across as a complete brat, very sassy and acts like a teenager when she’s still at primary school. Katie wants her kids to be like that though, she thinks it makes her a ‘fun’ parent and her kids ‘cool’ she’s such a chav

 

[Tweetypie]

Could the trainers be fake? I know she’ll say they’ll get passed down to the other two girls but that’s still daft imo!

They’re fake. She also wears fake shit. You can tell because she will wear it in a post but not tag it or make a big deal of it.

Yeh he’s one of the global heads of business (commercial sales I believe) at a huge advertising agency owned by WPP. I know people who work there, he will be easily making way into 6 figures

He will be on around 100k plus. It won’t be loads and loads because WPP pay chicken feed. I’d say they have a combined income of 150k ish. 3 kids and a mortgage doesn’t leave her with the lifestyle she wants to portray.

 

[Dizzy]

Can we just have a second for what the actual fuck Pascale is wearing today? She looks like a beige Zorro!

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

New to this thread but have been following her on Instagram for a while. My biggest bugbear (of many!) is that they never ever strap the kids into their childseats properly. It’s so dangerous! She put up a story of her youngest in the car a couple of days ago and the straps were very loose and round her waist. And the car was clearly moving. Awful!

 

[PinkFigs]

Can’t believe she’s moaning on her stories about ‘hating her thigh gap’. Humble brag, much?!

 

[Twooooo]

She's made out all this time like they're building a house when I wondering if in reality it's just a new build development. She's moved near Pascale banks so somewhere in Sevenoaks.

 

[Dizzy]

I wonder how the police investigation is going

 

[SweaterWeather]

For sale, yellow oasis dress. Worn for just a couple of seconds before 1 careful owner put on her real coachella outfit. Will send special delivery as just got a wedge from oasis for wearing the thing for 5 seconds

 

[whoareyoukidding]

The filming in Chanel. “What do we think girls?”. Are you REALLY buying your ten year old Chanel sandals?! Or are you just filming it looking like you are so people think you’re as well off as Hannah S-T? I think the latter.


Also - “adjoining suites”. No, that is clearly a teeny tiny little room, Katie.

Adjoining suites who is she kidding. It was just your bog standard room with an adjoining room (Aka door)

 

[Tweetypie]

Anyone else find it hilarious she’s pretending people are messaging her to ask her to find things, so she can include a swipe up link in her answer? clearly trying to get in some more shopping money before her next Ibiza trip

 

[ophelia1990]

If I saw them I’d just feel so much cringe. Ageing women pretending to be young and fun. Just cos they’re covered in labels they think it makes them classy and better than everyone else. When really they’re just boozing at 7am in public.

 

[flippinpancakes]

Oh gawd, it’s going to be insufferable this weekend with them all there. Every photo and video of them thinking they are so god damn hilarious when we’re all just thinking they’re an embarrassment. Bets on who is going to be the most annoying….mines on Anna brem Wilson!

Ivy coco with her big chav mouth and mum life styled for thinking she’s just walked off a catwalk for Paris fashion week

 

[Lovestolurk]

She filters every story it’s so annoying. Her whole life is staged. Shoot director/stylist who is she kidding? Staging a nap and using filters with little specks does not make you a creative director!

 

[Dizzy]

Let’s play cunt chella bingo:- peace sign on repeat, pout posing-looking away from camera, lace flares, laughing HYSTERICALLY with friends, pose with drink, pose with a big bag, pose wearing short shorts, pose wearing big sunglasses, post about missing her “babies”, have I missed anything??

Lots of sunsets with that shit sepia filter.

 

[PinkFigs]

How ridiculous did they all look at that wedding So much lace

It was like a net curtain convention

 

[Tweetypie]

Also dropped it in that it was a gift from her husband, also read ‘we are soo rich, I get cars for gifts’

Pretty sure it was probably leased.

Also if you’re that rich why not just buy another?!!