Theme Park Obsession

[hoffdog]

Dylan. Let me tell you what you need to do before I’ll ever respect you: explain how thousands of people are wrong about BLAB going to Disneyland after exposure to Covid. That’s all. Explain it. And don’t go crying to The Wounded Warrior Project. It’s a simple question. Answer it.

 

[primordia]

 

[minimax]

I was in the mood for some Disneyland content this morning so I chose Dylan's Lamplight Lounge video. I started it and thought "okay this will be good to have running in the background while I work on some stuff", and then Dylan says, "...and I'm not alone, I have Katie and Spencer with me". Nooooooooooo!!! I quickly stopped the video, clicked thumbs down, then unsubscribed.

Dylan, you can choose who you hang out with and if you chose those 2 scumbags then that's on you.

EXACTLY. He needs to reevaluate his priorities and those he aligns himself with. But it looks like he's doubled down on support for them after last week's IG rant, so good luck little Dylee.

 

[hoffdog]

Just in case you new kids were wondering where our little Dylan got the nickname “Duchess”. This pose is known as “The Duchess Slant”.

 

[cardfrek]

His SeaWorld Howl-o-Scream vlog is up and at the beginning he says he's going to see lots of scary monsters. He wasn't kidding, a minute later, KT & Spence show up!

 

[TexJones]

His grandparents are extremely wealthy. They're probably subsidizing his theme park youtube lifestyle.

 

[captainn00dles]

Earlier in 2022 he was hyping up a that he had planned an international theme park road trip that he'd be doing with another content creator sometime in May. But since then he has not uttered a peep about it. I wonder if that trip is still gonna happen? If it was an Asian roadtrip that won't be possible since China is shutdown and Japan is still not allowing any international visitors. So maybe its either cancelled or it could be a European trip too.

With the way things are going he may not be able to pay for the trip. He is having issues covering the cost for the magic key. If he can’t afford that then I doubt he can pay for a trip over seas.

 

[Nicotheicon]

He’s gay and in the closet, right?

You can see it from Space he’s gay, is he out tho? Not too sure. He comes across as one of those gay dudes that can’t accept their own reality that wants to pass as “not gay” to be socially accepted (which if is the case is laughable considering he has his equally gay boy ”friend” as a shoulder accessory)

It’s 2022, we prob would have more respect for you Dylan if you’d just be accepting of yourself and be honest with the people that you’re begging to financially support your lame excuse of a career oh but I forget…we’re just jealous of his life

How old is he? Early to mid 30’s? And his dad still takes him on vacations to theme parks? It’s kinda all making sense now. 30 something year old, begging for money for a Disney pass from his viewers, begging Dad to take him to Disney world, yikes but apparently we’re jealous of his lifestyle? Yeah, sure Jan!

 

[sorry_bout_it]

Has he ever said Michael is his boyfriend? I’ve never heard him say that but maybe I missed it

I don't know if he's ever said it directly, but KT would say it all the time when they hung out a lot. Especially when they were all in WDW together. It would be pretty on brand for her to out somebody who maybe didn't want to be outed.

 

[NotGrift-licia]

I feel bad for Dylan, I think his video editing is good and I like him, even if he is vanilla. I honestly felt he could go far in the theme park vlogging niche but is pretty stagnant now that it seems he’s “picked sides”? He’s been invited by parks! He gives the people what they want (Nintendo world updates). but I just can’t help but give the dislike when BLAB is in his videos. He SHOULD be vlogging at star wars celebration all weekend, if he cared about views.

 

[diskneelvr]

He deleted the troll rant as well as some other story posts from yesterday evening. Looks like he’s desperately doing damage control. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, grifter!!

 

[hoffdog]

You know, no matter how hard I try I can’t find a way to care about this boring, whitebread, milquetoast man child. He’s like watching a cow chew. It’s reprehensible how he relentlessly defends Best Life and Beyond, but when I try to get angry about, I get bored. If being dull was a commodity, this guy would have cornered the market.

 

[shadee91762]

His face is HIGHLY punchable. I'd say right up there with Brickey

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

I feel bad for Dylan, I think his video editing is good and I like him, even if he is vanilla. I honestly felt he could go far in the theme park vlogging niche but is pretty stagnant now that it seems he’s “picked sides”? He’s been invited by parks! He gives the people what they want (Nintendo world updates). but I just can’t help but give the dislike when BLAB is in his videos. He SHOULD be vlogging at star wars celebration all weekend, if he cared about views.

It is very Milo Yiannopoulos of him to side with Katie and Spencer. He's shooting himself in the foot by hanging out with people who have such a homophobic fanbase instead of hanging out with the other vloggers.

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

@Lalo Salamanca , you may have made yours first! If so, I am sorry! I didn’t look prior to creating this one. I am OK with keeping yours and deleting this one.

Let's keep this one

 

[Tiki0730]

Funny how someone who constantly complains about people who get media invites is failing hard to thank/mention how universal hosted him and his boyfriend yesterday for a VIP tour. Rather making it seem like he purchased the vip experience

 

[UncleLester]

Dylan = E. S. G. (Extremely Soft Grifter)

Crying in one post that he doesn’t have enough cash for an Annual Pass (because he refuses to even work part time or in a side hustle). And then posting this bullshit:

I have one response back to Dylan:

 

[minimax]

Dylan is trying to kill his brand and not improve it with Blogs (and friends) like this.

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It's insane that he is this out of touch and such a terrible judge of character. Birds of a feather...

 

[Den333]

Dylan hanging around with BLAB is also having a negative effect on his waistline. He's picking up poor eating habits from Spencer and KT. This is from BLABS "Star Wars Celebrations for May the 4th Has Arrived in Disneyland! New Food, Photo Ops & More!"

 

[blockedbyslockbower]

Now he's begging for lunch...