Theme Park Obsession

[UncleLester]

Dylan is one of the many talented Theme Park Vloggers in Southern California who works "full time" on updating his audience on the latest Knott's Berry Farm Seasonal Dessert, Pro's & Con's of Lightning Lane, and Key Planning Tips on when Spring Break, Halloween, Christmas, etc. fall on the upcoming year's calendar.

Up until September 2021, Dylan had the lovely American Tax Payers to subsidize his "full time" escapades to our favorite attractions in the form of California and Federal Covid Enhanced Unemployment Benefits.

While other Vloggers came to the reality that it wasn't feasible to be a 24/7 Resortist without Uncle Sam giving them $1k a week, Dylan has turned to begging his audience to subsidize his $1,399 a year Dream Key (since he may have forgotten to save his stimulus checks).

I personally think Dylan's content could all be done in one full day a week and he could be a great Flight Attendant on a Discount Airline to help pay his bills.

Anyone want to discuss Dylan?

 

[NewMember2020]

Dylan lost me with his obvious pro-KT/Spencer rant today on IG. Kissing ass to the likes of these two just makes him insufferable in my opinion. I get trying to be a good, loyal friend but when they are whack jobs, one has should not get involved because it only diminished his reputation.

 

[UncleLester]

He’s gay and in the closet, right?

You may have Dylan confused with Mark Brickey, perhaps?

 

[Pete Werners Missing Earr]

Dylan lost me with his obvious pro-KT/Spencer rant today on IG. Kissing ass to the likes of these two just makes him insufferable in my opinion. I get trying to be a good, loyal friend but when they are whack jobs, one has should not get involved because it only diminished his reputation.

I had to unsubscribe. He was better off keeping quiet.

 

[Jotham]

I wanted to like Theme Park Obsession. As a gay man myself, I want to support people in my community, and him and Michael seemed cool. But I can't believe he actually decided to defend BLAB after how much backlash they've been getting, like this is really the hill he chooses to die on.

 

[UncleLester]

Let’s use this thread to also continue to teach Katie some new words. Today’s new word is “Hypocrite”.

Definition of Hypocrite:

1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion. 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings.

Today’s Example of Hypocrite is Dylan from the YouTube Channel “Theme Park Obsession”:

Dylan in the below states that he is financially strapped and cannot afford to go to Disney “without viewers like you”:

He exhibits “hypocrite” behavior by also saying in his YouTube video that he wants to see Disneyland significantly increase the price of “Genie+” (Lightning Lane) to price people out and keep lines down:

Dylan is a hypocrite because he believes in the principle of “price elasticity” to make his experience better when he wants to Genie+ (Lightning Lane) while not respecting the principle of “price elasticity” when it prices his broke ass out of not being able to afford bicoastal annual passes to Disney Parks.

Katie, feel free to use the word hypocrite now if you fully understand it.

 

[sorry_bout_it]

Imagine throwing a tantrum on IG under the guise of sticking up for your friends, when in reality you're just bitter because your YT channel didn't warrant enough attention for you to have a Tattle thread of your very own.

Welp, your shit-fit worked. Here's your page. Now you can check this site daily and watch the tumbleweeds roll through it because you won't be a hot topic here for very long.

 

[likeandsubscribe]

Dylan makes white bread seem spicy. He spent 10 days trying to compose a response to support his friends and he still sounded like a 9 year old. He may try to come off like a good guy because he doesn’t beg for super chats in livestreams, but he does plenty of other online begging. Just another grifter who wants to get paid to play.

 

[kateismystarbucksname]

honestly this makes me like magic journeys more (i dont even watch them) because they've stayed neutral in all of this

 

[shadee91762]

I thought he was ok until he started chiming in with his 2 cents. Go beg people to pay for your park admission and hush with your Hermey looking ass

 

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasher]

I love how in his rant he demands people mind their business yet he’s inserted himself in someone else’s drama… girl, bye!

Hi Dylan! For someone that has it all “figured out” like you & the BLABS apparently have, you guys sure act hard up for $$$ when those credit card bills are due, Magic keys need to be renewed, etc… the only thing you all have “figured out” is how to GRIFT your stans.

For the record Dylan, fleecing vulnerable and lonely stans really ain’t it.

 

[Yojimbo36]

I was perusing YouTube yesterday and watched 2 videos from Dylan in which he stated that Disney should RAISE the price of Genie+/Lightning Lane. I thought he was joking maybe at first to prove a point but no, he was actually lobbying for Disney to raise the prices from $20 to $100 or $150.

I think it may have actually inspired me to do a video on this absurd take from this guy. It might be shorter than my BLOB videos due to time constraints/travel but I think it needs to be called out. A guy with no kids, no job and who begs for money on his platforms is ok with Disney raising prices upwards of 650% on families at a per person level in a country currently rocking an 8.5% inflation rate...UNREAL!

Dylan = E. S. G. (Extremely Soft Grifter)

Crying in one post that he doesn’t have enough cash for an Annual Pass (because he refuses to even work part time or in a side hustle). And then posting this bullshit:

View attachment 1201299

I have one response back to Dylan:

View attachment 1201303

Exactly. Out of touch vloggers!

 

[Nickster71]

After BLAB screwed over Adam The Woo, Dylan was avoiding them and seemed uncomfortable when they'd see each other in the park. Then there was a complete reversal. Don't know if he figures he needs them for views, or if he's just a shitty person, but I won't give him any views

 

[primordia]

He was up front about being gay in his live streams but didn't make a big deal about it which is fine because it's no big deal and people shouldn't give a shit. Pretty sure he's introduced Micheal as his boyfriend before if I recall correctly but honestly now I'm questioning if he mentioned it or I just filled in the blanks, anyone know?

I'm really fucking disappointed because I wanted his channel to thrive and do better than BLAB trying to do things "the right way" whatever that means but after his comments he clearly is just another wanna be trying to be internet famous and live off of other's generosity. Honey I'm sorry, having to beg for money to go to theme parks is not a sign of having your life together.

 

[UncleLester]

#ThrowbackThursday to when “Broke Dylan” went on a rant yesterday on his Instagram Story:

In my opinion, it is time for Americans like Dylan to go back to a traditional job and contribute to society - instead of begging for cash to afford a $1,399 Dream Key (which he will then write off on his taxes).

No one is saying he can’t make his bland videos still as a hobby! However, be an adult and work a job that pays your own bills and provides you health insurance coverage.

 

[minimax]

I had to unsubscribe. He was better off keeping quiet.

How deeply disappointing that he decided to rally around such terrible people. Really says a lot about his judgment and character.

 

[Tiki0730]

Let's... Dive Right In...Mr. Dylan, who I used to defend because I can tell he's still passionate (at least for coasters) but has become boring and stale just like everyone else. Was he ever not boring? I'm just a coaster lover too so maybe I just let that slide?

He used to do beg-a-thons when he first met BLOB and started hanging out with them but eventually read the room and stopped. I never knew about the sympathy pleas for money and his latest defense of BLOB was the last straw for me. I'm an Unsubscribed Tattle thread follower now.

Lol his lives were sad to watch just a handful of people. I never saw it hit 100 people in there. They were even more mundane than the 2 og grifters. Like decorate? Maybe do a virtual background? Something!

He begs on his Instagram all the time. Anyone remember when he originally wanted to do patreon but only like 5 people signed up and he got mad and refunded everyone?

He then complained about magic key prices until some people gave him money. When he says it really supports the channel its actually it really supports me not working to support my love of theme parks

 

[Den333]

Dylan is trying to kill his brand and not improve it with Blogs (and friends) like this.

 

[Tiki0730]

I really want to know when all these shitty vloggers will realize that making subpar videos and having to keep pretending you're living your best life until the bills come in isn't actually a career???

Having to allude to needing help from viewers and saying how much it helps the channel is in itself asking for a handout.

It's so funny how all of them say they hate cancel culture but no-one is trying to cancel you, it's called consequences for your actions and shitty behavior.

The pandemic gave a niche to these YT channels and trash TV since that's all we got for about a year. But now almost everyone is back to work and the normal hustle and bustle but some of these channels are stuck on the idea that they are God's gift to earth. Hate to break it to you but you were entertaining literally when the world was on fire and felt like it was ending. That's not saying much at all.

 

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasher]

Dylan likens going on vacation with your own home appliances, sporting fashionable Mac & cheese tshirts, driving on balding tires, begging for money on the internet, and so on as having it all “figured out”. Yes Dylan, we’re all jealous of that “best life” lifestyle lmfaooo.

My Vegas trips look very, very different from KT & Spencer’s. Guess I don’t have it all “figured out” yet, huh? I manage to pack extra clean clothing (not from the Kraft Spring/Summer collection), buy coffee from a cafe at the resort I stay at, heck maybe order some room service!

GRIFTERS like you & BLAB remind me to be eternally grateful to have a career that I love, and can fully enjoy the fruits of my labor.