Thefatfunnyone

[Getthefouttahere]

Who the fuck tags #dopeblackdads what an absolute prick!

I saw this hashtag and wanted to die! I'm a mixed race woman and if my dad ever referred to himself as that I'd be having words. Infact if I ever #dopeblackmums my kids would be mortified and hopefully would take my phone away from me

 

[swipey_swipey]

I don’t get the urgency with needing to film Sophia’s reaction? Why not just put your phone down and enjoy the moment as a family?

 

[sailorcherries]

I came on to say just that. SWFeebs is due in Feb time and is around 19/20 weeks.
Jess said they'd be a family of five by Easter and that scan is a 12 weeks scan, putting her due date somewhere towards the end of March/start of April, give or take.

She is, at most, 12/13 weeks pregnant. If that is her bump already she'll be massive. But don't worry guys, her size 16s will still fit her up to the moment that wain falls out her.

 

[Spilttea]

Wow, that escalated, I see she has deleted all the comments calling her out.

Jess you’ve sunk so low in your search for internet fame and fortune. Offering people financial advice for a fee, knowing full well that your side hustle mostly comprises of begging and self promotion and mopping up the leftovers that more well known and more successful internet blaggers have rejected.

What qualification do you have to offer money advice? Debt advice? Information that is freely available all over the net and in person by people trained to give such advice.

You come across as disingenuous and wholly out of your depth at the best of time’s but you have outdone yourself today.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She looks so dirty! She must stink!
I bet she never showered this morning before she went out. She looked such a mess.
And... she looked really grubby in bed last night too so would assume she didn’t shower before bed!

 

[Spilttea]

So fucking defensive. Actually,if you carry on trying to scam people to fund your maternity leave and your next holiday to Bali I don’t see why anyone should stop commenting to provide some alternative to your scam.

Fucking lowest of the low. Keep digging Jess, this is going to come back to bite you on your size 16 arse.

 

[Divinechat]

If you go and look at her bikini / half naked pics from the same hol shw has no bump in them. I am a larger lady myself and Theres no polite way to say it but thats not bump shes cradling shes just sticking out the belly thats already there x

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I love that she obviously realised the shit had hit the fan and played the “I’m vulnerable because I’m pregnant” card.

No, actually the FCA does not consider pregnancy a vulnerability for the purpose of discussing finances so you can fuck right off with that.

Let’s be real though, how’s she going to have a heart about taking money from people she doesn’t know who are struggling with debt when she continues to capitalise on her friends passing and uses it for engagement?

She’s gone from running a debt management course where she will use a “Financial Coach“ to a budgeting hints and tips with stationery. A Financial Coach is much like a Life Coach in that anyone can profess to be one without any formal qualifications. Very different to Financial Advisers but to the untrained eye you’d look at that and think it was all above board, right? Another deception.

 

[Ohwell]

I used to really like her a lot but she gets on my nerves so much recently. I always find that people who label themselves as ‘funny’ and always go on about how funny they are, actually aren’t funny at all. She is one of those people. I feel like she doesn’t actually know what she wants to do, her page is all over the place & it seems to me like she just does a bit of everything hoping to make as much money as she can along the way....the recent Iceland ads are an example of this
If she didn’t try and put her fingers in all the pies and grab every single offer that came her way then maybe she wouldn’t be so stressed all the time!! I don’t feel sorry for her when she posts about how much she has to do, she’s about to go on her 3rd holiday so life can’t be all that bad hun.
Another thing that I’ve noticed is that she only seems to take her kids out when it’s #gifted or #discounted, I’m sure she’s earning enough from all her #ads to be able to afford to take them out using her own money.
I actually like Trev, he seems quite normal and he’s quite funny. I would never follow him though, especially now he’s jumped on her bandwagon.

 

[Lulabella-Mozzarella]

She infuriated me. “I miss my babies so much” yet tomorrow is going to Vegas without them. If you missed them that much, you would not go away the night/day before. It’s bullshit.

God, please no!! Not more semi naked bikini/underwear shots from a different country

I’m not even sure what she is anymore - influencer/wannabe model/tour guide/AA hotel inspector/takeaway queen/twat?? List is endless

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She has to be one of the worse ones out there on the beg. Targeting women in debt to ‘follow her lead’ and then they’ll magically be debt free and be able to afford 4 holidays a year, If they stuff their shopping money in a pretty envelope ... is she absolutely crazy? Does she think the masses will buy into her shit.

People see through her shit which is why her engagement is down lately, you can’t pretend to be broke while also promoting any brand that’ll work with you for cash whilst also travelling the world with your stay at home husband and children.

if she’s gunna anyone anything it’s how to avoid being a complete twat and hypocrite

You can’t pretend to be broke and go to New York either!
This women is just awful, how all these gullible people fall for her bullshit I’ll never know.

 

[EyeSpy88]

Mmmm it probably wouldn’t have been if the kids were chilled watching a cartoon? I don’t get the preachy parents about no screen time. We all watched Saturday morning cartoons no??? It’s no different kids nowadays watching it on a iPad?

I think on a plane it’s as much for other passengers too, keep the kids chilled so they aren’t making too much noise and stressing you out!
But you know selfish jess wouldn’t think like that would she, as long as she’s happy

 

[Truthteller2019]

The whole 'educate me' winds me up so much! How about educate yourself? It's no elses responsibility to do so & she should have known better in the first place than to share that. She isn't sorry in the slightest and she doesn't care about learning from her mistakes, she's just worried that her poor judgement will affect her 'brand'.

 

[Birdy60]

Don’t get me wrong, she’s a lot braver than me and it’s great she’s proud of her body but........ffs, love, get a bra that fits!! Not one you’ve been given for free so you’re jamming your (.)(.) into it, but one that actually fits - from a shop where they’ve measured you properly

This whole ‘tea debate’ that she’s started - on purpose, so she can get free Yorkshire teabags and promote her one-woman-shit-show - is ridiculous!! Mentioning a celebrity just to start controversy and as a way to promote your show is verging on desperate, particularly when you’ve clearly bribed your friends to ‘buy’ tickets so you can show your mailbox full of ‘purchased’ tickets

She's now put a pack of Barry's tea up....leave our Irish tea alone it dosent need advertising esp from you- Fatunfunnyone....

One woman show - imagine having the ego to think that people want to pay £22 to come and listen to you talk about how to string out what appears to be an unsuccessful marriage and how unhealthy eating leads to an FUPA but it’s self love hunz.

I wonder if she’ll wash her hair for it or slick it back like the greaseball she is

Trev looks so pissed off in her birthday post to him....he looks fuming!

 

[NoF*cksGiven]

A snack. Have you seen yourself Jess? Your look like you have permanent pit stains , you’re wearing a cheap Primark bikini that likely as musty as 5 day old rotting fish and those disgusting tattoos on your legs look like your child played shit art class to cover up your burgeoning thighs.
Sit back down, in your corner. Seriously you are one of the worse “role models” out there. Your stupidity used to be slightly more endearing and now you think your too big for basic questions. The only thing you’re too big for is keeping this lie going that you’re further along than you are. Stay away from the McDonald’s and save your pennies and sort your gums out. Pregnancy isn’t an excuse to stuff your face full of even more shit.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I hate gender reveals. Like who actually cares

It’s the weirdest thing to do... like it is irrelevant to anyone but your immediate family.

Another trend adopted to look good on the gram!

 

[Spilttea]

Jess looks far more gassed and excited than her child, who frankly just looks fucking overwhelmed in the NY pics.

The child is 7, this is a huge trip and of course Jess has to make it even more overwhelming for her by surprising her.

This trip is about Jess not her kid.

 

[Serious_Susan]

Her daughter is what 7? And she throws strops like a three year old. She mentions it so casually as well. She’s a shit mum.

It’s honorable how she works ‘so hard’ for them, being up at 4am for work and going to all these events. But everyone knows that kids don’t care what salary you bring in, or how many LOL events you take them too. They want your time and affection, and that doesn’t come second hand through a camera. That’s something a lot of these ‘influencers’ need to realise.

 

[Swipe Up!]

She'll be back sooner rather than later. There'll be posts about not letting people get to her or bring her down,mental health, being bigger and stronger than this, not letting others stop her.. blah blah blah. Just in time to repost every fucking mention she gets on someone elses story and it will undoubtedly coincide with an #ad or self promotion of some sort.

 

[Divinechat]

Guys i actually cant Shes made Trevor change his insta name and post pictures if her I am pretty sure shes the one posting. How bloody sad x