Thefatfunnyone #4

[ItsCalledGoogleHun]

WHAT DOES TREVOR DO

 

[Serious_Susan]

Ironic really that they bought a dog that’s markings make him constantly looks grubby, he fits right in.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

She is GAGGING to make it as a budget/organised mum this month. She’s yet to mention her fear of giving birth so that will be next months content sorted

I’ve never understood that, if you have such a fear of giving birth why would you keep on getting pregnant?

 

[Popsock123]

The voice in the ad give it up Jess!! I dunno if I prefer the Caribbean, the Luton gangsta, the workaholic, the privileged

 

[Mamatoo2]

Don’t normally comment on this thread but she is getting unfollowed today all her stories are about how she has nothing to say as she is so busy. Cant believe they got a dog but she never says about who walks him, she needs to get of her butt & take care of herself. She chose to have 3 kids & has a stay at home husband yet doesn’t do personal care. Hate to think what that house actually looks like. I also find it strange how they treat the eldest like she is a fully fledged adult & decisions have to go past her, sorry are you the parents or not. She built that office for her to get work done but straight away let Sophie have a desk in there well then the other 2 will wanna be in there, learn some boundaries with your kids. If you go to her grid every post is an ad & sickening, I bet she spends half her day begging companies for adds

 

[WalterMittyfan]

So, super organised, journaling Jess forget to change her kid to a summer uniform and not only that but hadn’t even bought her a summer dress. Nice one and what about stay at home dad Trev? What input does he actually have in that family because according to Jes he isn’t cooking, cleaning or organising the kids school stuff.

 

[swipe_up]

Look for a freebie there then

Why can’t insta huns look on trust pilot like the rest of us mere mortals do
Aww yeah, cause they’re a bunch of beggy fuckers

 

[Serious_Susan]

Sad thing is, she could really gain a more genuine following if she was actually honest and open with how they operate as a household - I know i’d be more interested in that content than her half naked eye fucking herself on TikTok.

Ultimately, all of this goes back to the fact those kids are constantly scruffy and their house is a tip. Don’t bring another baby into an environment that you can’t maintain with the kids you already have. I don’t care how many kids people have as long as they can afford them, in both the cash sense and in the commitment to a child. I know we would never have more than three because i feel like i split my time thinly already with just two and a FT job. It’s not fair on the kids.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Im a lurker here, have been for a little while but when I tell you I RAN here after just seeing her baby announcement . Like a baby machine this one and it’s aalll for the gram!

 

[WalterMittyfan]

And this from someone with a psychological fear of childbirth

 

[WalterMittyfan]

Underneath this bad ass workaholic is someone who’s desperate to be a stay at home mummy with a husband who has a job. And she’ll keep on dropping sprogs till he gets the message.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Maybe it’s just me, but if I’d been invited on a family day out to a film premier I’d have made a proper fuss of it and got my kids dressed up and made it super exciting.

They all look like they’ve been stopped in the street on their way to do a food shop and asked to come in to make up the numbers.

There is “keeping it real” and then there’s having respect for your craft and profession. If you want to be a serious, bookable influencer that’s not there to make up the numbers you need to make aspirational content cause the last thing I want to see is two overtired, dishevelled looking kids with saggy knees in their leggings, their grubby looking mum and their dad that’s never quite matured past teenager level. Her kids always look overtired and their forced expressions are heartbreaking. You can tell there are some kids who love being part of the influencer network like Ivy Coco and then there’s Sophia and Bella who look like they’d much rather be lying about the house like they always are.

 

[DramaLlamaa]

Fucking hell this lass makes me want to have a bath with my toaster.

 

[Serious_Susan]

Hang on… the dog is that badly trained thAt he jumps at her constantly so she can no longer work in her office at a proper desk…. and instead of training him she’s now working from her bed…. You can’t make this shit up anymore.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I just can’t believe anyone would want to touch her foosty vagina for long enough to get her pregnant. Like if her hair and house like that grubby it must be grim.

 

[Fanaff]

Spends more time writing her to do lists than actually doing anything! Also doesn’t she have about 18 different journals/planners/diaries...how disorganised can you be if you don’t realise it’s a new month very soon. Absolute shit show

 

[Cjh78]

She said that when she was pregnant with JJ she did a full on UK tour....no she didn’t!! Most of the shows were cancelled because she didn’t sell enough tickets and she gave most of the tickets away for free just to sell some seats

 

[Huffchug]

I’m sure someone mentioned a couple of pages back about JJ not being wheeled out for an ad, well there is his actual birth being sold to sell some bastard maltesers. Wow.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Road Jess is back - Eyyyyyeee was vexed innit.
That was a lot of stories about how you haven’t let the fact you lost your bank last card bother you. It’s very clearly bothered you babe

Miss Money Management didn’t know her card was missing and being used for 4 days - nice one

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

Trying to make out like they did this all of their own accord when it was actually an ad