Thefatfunnyone #4

[urghmummybloggers]

Errrrr she’s so dusty the 90’s wants their slicked back bun back babe.
Imagine having washed hair for a milky bar add but not your sister in laws wedding.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Has she set up an a one woman show touring the country on the day before or after she gives birth yet?

She’s probably just going to manifest booking out the o2 so she can give birth live on stage even though she’s got tokophobia guys!

Only thing she’s phobic of is soap.

 

[Fanaff]

This will not be a surprise but she’s just admitted her cleaning products last up to a year…Jess we can tell dear!

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I’m actually shocked she’s advertising this so publically. She’s being paid a day rate yet is literally looking after her children. She’s done about 2 hours of work. They are paying her to parent her child.

Why doesn’t JJ go with Trev to gymnastics?He surely doesn’t need to stay there for the whole time? Why doesn’t trev put him down for a nap? Why is she editing her own content and drinking tea in bed in the middle of the day? Why are can’t he pick Sophia up with all of them and then prep dinner?
She’s a proper liability man

 

[Fanaff]

Her “day in the life of” just shows she either doesn’t work as hard as she says or she’s having the piss taken out of her by Trev…why is a stay at home dad not cleaning the kitchen or taking the other kids on the school run like every other normal parent does when the other one is working?
Her employers must watch her shit and be on the countdown to her next maternity leave so they get rid of her

 

[Horseyhelen]

Oh Jesus she claims to work full time, be an instaknobhead and has 3 children yet has time to work out where rice and pasta are cheapest - get a life Fair enough budget etc but who has time to worry about how to save 4p on a bag of pasta. You probably waste that on petrol getting to the different supermarket

 

[Popsock123]

A dog trainer? Trev where you at, whatcha doing?
Also, Jess for the love of god get out of that bastard bed. I can see the fumes rising in every story

 

[thepantsqueen]

Every time she mentions Greys Anatomy this plays in my head

 

[Cjh78]

Her latest post about her tour last year is making me laugh! She forgot to mention that she gave away most of the tickets for free and she had to cancel so many dates because no one bought any tickets!!

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Haven’t looked at her ‘gram for a while because I find her draining .... the beach shot - they took the dog, but forgot it’s LEAD.... how?
Also, beach in the UK in April - why would you not bring coats?! Maybe I’m OTT but when we’re going on a family day trip big coats get shoved in the boot whatever the forecast

She just constantly plays up on her failures as a parent as content, all like LOL LOOK AT ME IM SO SILLY! No Jess, you’re actually you’re a grown ass woman and taking your children a significant drive away to a freezing cold beach without the bare essentials is beyond fucking stupid. It’s also massively unsafe to not have a lead to put a dog on at a public beach, especially a young dog with limited socialisation. What happens if the dog gets into an altercation with another dog? How will these two brain dead morons manage to look after three young children and control the dog?

Also, if your children don’t have coats WHY OH WHY are you allowing them so close to the water that one can fully fall in and get absolutely soaked. She is a terrible, lazy, selfish mother and Trev is just as bad. Kids should have been wrapped up, enjoying a great big walk and an ice cream or some chips instead they’re absolutely miserable because the fucking hypothermia is setting in.

 

[Karliz]

The fatfunnyone#5
Baby number 4 out the sunroof, nothing should pass through her stinky foof.


Apologies if you are eating breakfast

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I'm not sure why she has been asking for tips on 2 under 2 and going on about double buggies when a year or so ago she was pretending Bella and jj were going to be 2 under 2

My number tip for her would be to wash at least once per day.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Lots of ppl have big families with a dad working and mum staying at home. I wonder why no one questions how they afford it but now cos it’s a woman

I am surprised she’s pregnant tho so soon after jj

I don’t think it’s about which parent is working and which parent is staying at home, I think it’s more about the fact that Trev stays at home, after giving up a permanent employed position while Jess flits from contract to contract being as self indulgent as possible but without any real income stability. As a family they are a train wreck. Jess is a Jack of all trades, master of none and the kids are being dragged up in a filthy house while she does tok toks in the bathroom and Trev plays x box.

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

fuck sake I thought he was MI5 from their secrecy

Sorry I'm not sticking up for her but she can't just have any Tom, Dick and Harry going up to Man like Trev whilst he's guarding Asda...

 

[Serious_Susan]

Was quite happy to talk about budgeting when she wanted to charge followers £10 for her budget email

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Anyone know which one of these images are sexy?

I was just about to post this I swear she has reverse body dysmorphia that she thinks she’s a ten when she’s a lukewarm 2 on a goodday.

She’s so cringe -imagine having time to do this but you can’t sleep or clean ya dutty head

 

[Onecandream]

I’ve had lots of nasal swabs taken for pcr travel tests and I’ve always had them done just sitting on a chair. I don’t actually believe she was told to get on the bed nor would the nurse pull the curtain across to swab someone’s nose. It doesn’t make sense. Plus this is Jess 4th child, last one was last year, since when do they swab your vagina in pregnancy unless you have an infection which in that case you would have had to tell the nurse

I think she made it up.
I went to the midwife on Wednesday and did a sample. I put the tube straight into my pocket. You don’t have to carry it on show. If she didn’t have a bag/pockets you always have your pregnancy notes folder with you. I don’t believe Bella said what she said either. It’s all very boring stuff

 

[Shamelesshorse]

I'm feeling embarrassed for her after her recent attempts to make her kids antics seem funny...they aren't.

Does she not realise we are still in a pandemic? She has a stay at home husband but thinks it acceptable to take one child to work with her around her colleagues and then another one to the GP surgery. I might sound dramatic but the other patients in that room could be there with serious health issues and she is bringing extra people and their germs into the area unnecessarily.

I know we have said this many times but what the hell is the point in Trevor?? He never seems to have all the kids together, the dog needs a trainer and Jess is seemingly starting to build the new baby's furniture. He is an absolute waste of a man.

 

[Ronnie Pickering]

You know what she really needs? Another kid. Maybe another dog too. Throw in a fucking cat while you’re at it. And then let’s slip in another fucking bandwagon for her to jump on and be done with it.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Trev needs to do a bit of flat pack - I’ll wait to see his 7 day all inclusive holiday in return for it.
The way she glorifies him for doing the bare minimum is ridiculous - didn’t she just do a day in the life where she was doing everything?