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Telly Fanatic

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I feel sorry for her parents and from the minute she was born the innocence of their little girl has been taken away from them with Laura and Andrews greed for money.....and guys remember he shared videos of the volcano eruption that he never been took on his channel and got over a million views and used the money to go to Disney instead of handing it over to the poor people in La Palma ..They are scum the pair of them
 
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Humphrey Rudge

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Interesting that we seem to get uber offended newbies on here on a monthly basis now. They are always so terribly offended over something and relentless in their pursuit to fight andrew and sexylaura's corner. It's almost as if they're taking it personally... or perhaps it is personal to them?!!!

Some have a very similar writing style to dosser dean who has been known to argue with people in the tenerife uncovered comments section. I guess it could also be cat, ginger or the chef but it certainly aint no coincidence...
 
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Stacey90

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I’m absolutely shocked at these pics. Thank goodness there is none of Andrew 🤢 I have watched his channel as I love Tenerife but won’t be tuning in again. He would sell his own mother for money, What I’m trying to get my head round is the parents. Why would they want to go on holiday and have a camera shoved in their face. If this was my son and partner all over the internet starkers with legs apart and doing all sorts as much as you as a parent would have to support them I def wouldn’t be part of their vlogs.
 
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OnlyanExcuse69

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In the latest Florida Keys vid the big pansy and sexylaura go back to the hotel at 8:30pm because it was getting too "feisty" for him. The reason given was people getting drunk, a younger crowd, too noisy.

A man in his 20's and the thought of people getting drunk and having a good time terrifies him. He'd much rather be in bed early with a hot chocolate so he can get up at 6am to go and see mickey mouse. The guy is a total weirdo.
Yep, another groundbreaking vlog from Andy Pandy.
Like you say you could see the look of terror in his eyes that people might actually be out enjoying themselves on a Friday night whilst being on HOLIDAY and sinking a few drinks. Knobhead would rather look at 'art' and visit the Hard Rock Cafe to eat exactly the same stuff they would in Tenerife. My, he doesn't half think he is the voice of wisdom. Yes, when I travel to the Keys I will make sure I am in bed at 8.30pm with my hot chocolate. For once Andy Pandy didn't like the themes on show but he loves a shop doesn't he. As you say a total weirdo

He also threw in some Starbucks worship. Again. Moaned about the tour ride but for some reason he gave Hard Rock a free pass even though they **** up Laura's food order, yet charged them for it. Bizarre. The nightly fashion show, or should I say horror show, continues as well.

The best bit is their latest vlog where they are doing a giveaway. It was laughable. A couple of bars of chocolate, some keyrings and other Disney tat. To think the king freeloader is prepared to giveaway such crap shows him up for what he is. I was half expecting a used Starbucks cup which had been blessed by Andy Pandy as one of the so called 'prizes'. I notice he didn't include a pair of his prized Oakley sunglasses. What a surprise. Melt.

As you said before, you can see from his Florida vlog viewing figures that people are clearly not buying his boring ramblings. That is why, as has also been said above, he has resorted to doing a daily weather forecast for Tenerife coz the island can't cope without him!
 
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OnlyanExcuse69

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Those pics of Laura. Wow. I need counselling. No wonder Disney probably won't touch the Golden couple with a bargepole. Then again...

The latest vlog has them both moaning relentlessly that Disney has lost its magic. The staff don't smile etc. Perhaps they all saw pics of Laura's vag.

Shitestrider then continues the moanfest by criticising Disney for dynamic pricing of their Cirque du Soleil tickets. He then pipes up that they paid 142 dollars EACH for the show. FFS. No cost of living crisis in Knight Towers.
Another boring supermarket trip rounded off with him showing us what he was having for his tea. Basically, a pile of carbs with a side of mac and cheese washed down with a Gatorade. He is going to break his weighing scales at this rate.
He then treats himself to a 200 dollar plus pair of new Oakleys. Smug is not the word. Finally he has a knee tremble at the Disney Springs art shop. The bloke has no taste.
The way this lot are spending money without a care in the world, will mean that Laura may be back on OF sooner than we think....
 
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hitman4hire

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I am E-mailing the Tenerife weekly to expose this couple good or bad I don't know news worthy or not maybe more publicity for this disgusting human being but this seedy family need to be exposed and do the business they are paid to promote agree or want to be associated with this kind of behaviour? and promoting Disney very sick.
 
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preciousstone

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He's lost control of his waistline

He's lost control of his porn pics

He's in charge of his camera and all the Power that goes with it . What a man . Hope it doesn't cause his head to swell ☺

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TheConnoisseur

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If Laura was my partner .. I’d probably take her to work with me everyday, just so I didn’t have to kiss her goodbye 🤣
 
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OnlyanExcuse69

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Just endured the day 4 Boreida vlog from Shitestrider. The fast forward button was very useful.
Lowlights include -
Another exciting visit to Starbucks.
Shitestrider having a wet dream about a cheese toasty and some tater tots.
Lots of moaning about lack of tables/seating in Disney. I think he expected a VIP section.
Lots of moaning about the weather.
Spending 95 dollars on a s*** meal in their favourite burger joint.
A grown man getting overexcited again about merch, themes, Stormtroopers and a special Halloween shop.
His Dad looking p*** off that he was being dragged to horror nights AGAIN, in the rain, so his son could have a knee tremble about some actors in ghost costumes.
Finally his Dad paying 15 dollars for a pint.

So basically, a rinse and repeat of the days 1-3 vlogs. What a melt this bloke is. Great for a hatewatch though.:cool:
 
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Humphrey Rudge

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She seems like a nice enough person but u can tell she probably had a poor upbringing which is the opposite of Andrew who had regular Disney holidays as a child. Anyone who has seen her dad will know where the poor girl gets her gnashers from. She probably likes the security of being with Andrew knowing they will always have Garveys financial support and it was him who set them up as Andrew was a shy boy too afraid to speak to girls. She now gets to become a child again and live out her Disney dream which she never had growing up.
 
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TheNortherner

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I've never watched his live streams, so he actually asks restaurants to turn their music off so he can do his shite vlogs??? Why would anyone agree to that, who does he think he is
 
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Beanie90

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Tbh I think Harry will lose business with mooby sat filming in it because not everyone is comfortable being possibility filmed in the background
I said exactly this. When he gets up to swan about like he owns the place some of the people look proper pissed off. I for one would not want to be live streamed on the internet whilst out for a meal on holiday. What also annoys me is he preaches to support local small businesses ( which I think we all should do) but then is forever accepting “ gifted meals mostly from Harry. He should insist on paying and maybe also go to local coffee shops and not Starbucks every sodding day. If I owned a place out there I’d be cranking my music right up as soon as I saw these two numptys approaching.

I've never watched his live streams, so he actually asks restaurants to turn their music off so he can do his shite vlogs??? Why would anyone agree to that, who does he think he is
That’s exactly what he does. Has refused to “ review “ places if they won’t turn their music off. Sorry but all they ever order is chicken and chips pizza and chips , tikka and chips or chips with chips.( Laura gluten free in case you was not aware) So Hardly showcasing any ones menus. He’s even repeatedly gone and asked time and time again if the volume isn’t to his liking for it to be lowered. They really have let this go to their heads big time and now really think they are the posh n becks of Tenerife. Seems like his dad thinks he’s some big shot now too.
 
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