Can I just say how much I love the holiday hats on Tattle? I don't have a profile picture yet, but I need to find a good one before the next holiday, because these are just delightful! I compiled this brief hall of fame today.
Also, you all write faster than I can keep up, so I always wind up quoting the previous thread.
Quasimodo said:
Ginn walks like one leg is shorter than the other. Everything wobbles on her when she waddles. It's not normal to not even be 40 yet and be like that. But she's totally "healthy" guyzzzz.
She does! My dad and I have this inside joke that the old ladies in my hometown are part of "the waddle squad" because they wobble quite a bit as they walk. In their defense, though, they're all about double Ginn's age, and many are walking with replacement hips and knees. Ginn is definitely a "squad member"!
peteykirch said:
Do you think the Slackers have TSA-Precheck? I can't imagine them not having it...Dim bemoans about waiting in a 5 minute line for Cheeseburger Springrolls in Adventureland....there's no way he'd willing wait in a 30-45 minute security line.
Dim strikes me as the type of guy who doesn't really understand PreCheck -- the sort of guy who scoffs at the PreCheck line saying something like: "Look at all those dummies who paid all that money to stand in a line that's the same length as the regular free line!" ignoring the fact that the a big part of the appeal of the program is the fact that it makes it so much easier to get through security. You can leave your laptop in its bag, your belt around your waist, your shoes on your feet, and your dignity intact. I'd rather wait in a long PreCheck line than a short regular line just because the process is so much simpler once you get to the front of the line.
Quasimodo said:
Why do her fingers look like they're caked in ashy mud? Like she tried to dust her house with her fingers?
Oh, that wouldn't look out of place on a horror movie poster. In fact...