The Tim Tracker #34 hosted, toasted & dumber than ever.

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They don’t care at this point. And it’s obvious they’re going to have major trouble getting him to wear a mask. I think we’ll have a lot of home vlogs and solo Tim coming up.
Omg good. Poor kid needs time at home.
 
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It really was hilarious seeing them get that much food when we know Tim and Baby J got chicken. All that fish/lobster/shrimp all for J2D. I hate how she constantly tries to get Tim to try seafood. HE DOESNT LIKE IT. He hasn’t liked it ever. Stop forcing it on him!
This! And at one point she exclaims “I need to try that chicken!”… That was Tim or J’s only item, and she has to eat it too…

Also, Tim, never say your baby is “goin down on” something, even if it’s just a chicken tendy…
 
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large ducks.

They got 5 entrees which EACH came with fries.

And also 2 whole orders of loaded fries.

If the restaurant gave them everything to try at no charge - why would they give 2 people and a toddler SO much food. If they let them sample 1 portion of fries, one portion of each of the individual “protein” items, and a small portion of each flavour of the loaded fries… wouldn’t that just make more sense?! Put it out as an influencer tasting menu if you must.

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And is Jen seriously saying the fries would need to be eaten with a fork as they aren’t a finger food? Then eats the next fry with her fingers like the dirty slob she is.

Once again they took turns eating on camera while the other brought their noisy child away 😆
 
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Yeah they are taking him away bec he is probably throwing tantrums about having to sit still so long. Sitting through a regular dinner is one thing but having to sit while you photograph and then eat five different dinners is a whole different ballpark. Shoot I’m a grown adult and when I’m done eating I want to get up and leave I can’t even stand it when other people want to sit around and keep ordering stuff or whatever when I’m done eating I want to go so I don’t blame the kid, that is asking too much of a toddler
 
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Betting lines are open folks...


Vlog topic:

(*OFF THE BOARD UNTIL SEPTEMBER)
* Jackpot 1st Haircut at Harmony 100 to 1

Views for this:

250,000 - 10 to 1

500,000 - 500 to 1

1 million + 100,000 to 1

#Only up for a few more days
#Beach Clean up vlog - 75 to 1
Parley with lies on 3 more items - 3 to 1
Parley with paid actors (sorry family in vlog) 2 to 1
Parley with any Showing on actual garbage being picked up. 75 to 1


Tim alone vlog - 1 to 1


Home only vlog - 500 to 1


Live Stream - 300 to 1


Festival vlog - 50,000 to 1


Theme park vlog - 2 to 1


#Hosted Staycation - 7 to 1


Staycation vlog - 9 to 1


Inside the vlog (whatever topic may be):


Tim 'surprised' crowds are huge
(Middle of Summer, no school, family vacations) - 1 to 1


Wandering around aimlessly Disney or Universal (again and again and again and again) - 2 to 1


Open mouth chewing 1 to 1


Compulsive lying 1 to 1


Tim ordering a burger 1 to 1


Jen eating more than Tim 1 to 1


Jen ordering 2 dinners 1 to 1


Jen complaining 1 to 1


Showing of Jackpot 1 to 1


Tim mispronouncing words - 1 to 1


Tim fixing garage shelf (or anything) - 100,000 to 1


Messy house 1 to 1 (They probably won't be home)


Dirty pool 1 to 1 (Same as above)


Tim *not* ordering a burger 25,000 to 1 (Does not pay out if he eats a weiner).


Jen *not* ordering Seafood - 100,000 to 1


**Videoing exercise equipment is not using exercise equipment **
---‐--------------------------------------------------------
Using exercise equipment on camera - 2,500,000 to 1


Jen gets a new sponsor from Weight Watchers - 300,000 to 1


Jen gets a new sponsor from Clearasil - 500,000 to 1


Jen fixes lumpy eyebrows - 5,000 to 1


Jen fixes nasty zits - 100 to 1


Vlog over 300 miles from their home - 250,000 to 1


large back Jen in vlog - 3 to 1


Waiting for Jackpot to go to bed so they can eat their precious desserts - 1 to 1


Life changing prop bets:


Tim announces he is gay - 2 to 1


Tim has an affair with the Hot Dog Guy - 17 to 1


Back on Disney and Universal media lists 7,000,000 to 1


Tim and Jenn get divorced 1,000,000 to 1


Tattle props:
@xmasbdaygirl delivers more dirt on the Slackers - 3 to 1

@CoolWhip takes me to the cleaners - 7 to 1
 
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I'm going back to last week here now that I'm caught up. The couch session at the end of the 2nd ami vlog. How did Jens stained lumpy armpit :sick:manage to be in the video that long and not get a single comment here? For everyone's sake Jen please don't ever sit like this again.

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This has to be the first time had to turn off the freaking TV. The GR T and J eating was a monstrosity!
 
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I'm going back to last week here now that I'm caught up. The couch session at the end of the 2nd ami vlog. How did Jens stained lumpy armpit :sick:manage to be in the video that long and not get a single comment here? For everyone's sake Jen please don't ever sit like this again.

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she really keeps looking more and more lol Mama June. It’s bizarre.
 
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I'm gonna be the person who clocks all of Tim's mispronounced words, aren't I?

At around 3:40 he pronounces the following:
chorizo = chore-eet-zo
cotija = co-hee-tah

Oh my god then he really does follow up with "[Baby J] is going down on some chicken". NOOOO do not say that about something your child is eating!

At 6:50 he does actually pronounce cotija correctly, at least. Do you think the first bit was him fishing (LOL GET IT) for comments?

Lol genius food critic Tim at 12:00 "Because the lobster is so buttery, it has a really buttery bite". Also "it has a little bit of a lobster aftertaste".

They both, but especially Tim, has been overdoing the "Oooh" and "Oh" to show how much they like something. Maybe that's the next delicious.
 
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I'm gonna be the person who clocks all of Tim's mispronounced words, aren't I?

At around 3:40 he pronounces the following:
chorizo = chore-eet-zo
cotija = co-hee-tah
Tussauds....he says it correctly the first two times at the beginning of the video, but something changed in those 20 mins and at the end, he says it incorrectly.

The licking of the fingers just killed it for me, complete with the lip smacking for the full effect. :sick:

For a travel channel...he still gives out way too much incorrect info. The Icon Park Play Pass is not an annual pass. Not even close. It's admission to each of those listed attractions, one time over the course of a 30 day period. Annual Passes are typically unlimited entry over the course of a year. Damn it Timbo, why the hell do we always have to do your work for you.
 
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Tussauds....he says it correctly the first two times at the beginning of the video, but something changed in those 20 mins and at the end, he says it incorrectly.

The licking of the fingers just killed it for me, complete with the lip smacking for the full effect. :sick:

For a travel channel...he still gives out way too much incorrect info. The Icon Park Play Pass is not an annual pass. Not even close. It's admission to each of those listed attractions, one time over the course of a 30 day period. Annual Passes are typically unlimited entry over the course of a year. Damn it Timbo, why the hell do we always have to do your work for you.
They have no manners no respect nor care for people. I don't think they even cautious about what they're doing.
 
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I mean, at the end of the day, a person can wear whatever the hell a person wants...

BUT how can she think busting out of this $200 Lilly Pulitzer dress is a good look?

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I havent watched this vlog, and based on the descriptions here ima give it a miss.

what even are their vlogs now? How much greasy beige food can one family consume?
 
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That looks so uncomfortable too- it clearly is too tight. I can’t imagine she’s not sweating profusely with that being so tight.
Exactly. Like she's poured into it. How can that be comfortable?

I mean, there's a ton of clothes that I'd love to wear too but I'm short and I realize my limits. I'd look like I was wearing a nightgown if I wore this - even though I do like the color and I love LP.

She, on the other hand, has put on a bit of weight and needs to realize that these types of dresses do not flatter her bigger bustline and shoulders at this point (or her waistline). Not even a $200 dress will flatter you if you don't have the right body for it.
 
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